Rosario X Friends

Ch 6.

"Wait, the Rosario's been talking to you?" Patrick asked as he moved the newspapers on to the desk.

"Yes, ever since the swimming pool incident." Moka told him.

"And it was the other Moka talking to you?" Tsukune said in awe.

"Yes, she told me I was stupid for going into the water, that's why I was gone so long."

"Well that shatters my old theory." Patrick said.

"A theory about what?" Mizore asked.

"Well, since Yin Moka is supposed to be just a sealed version of Yang Moka, which is what Moka is normally, I thought that Yin Moka was just a softer, nicer version of Yang Moka."

"Well, isn't that how it works?" Tsukune asked.

"No, you see, I thought they were the exact same person, just different personalities, kinda of like two different perspectives of the same thing. Yin and Yang Moka both hated perverts, they just went about dealing with them in different ways." Patrick explained. "But if one is able to communicate with the other, then they must be two different people. That complicates things."

"Why would if complicate things?" Moka asked.

"Oh, not for me." Patrick said. "I'm not really at liberty to say who though."

"Well, on a different note, do we have all the newspapers ready?" Mizore asked.

"They're all here." Patrick said tapping the pile on the table. "I had to stay up all night last night, but it'll be worth it to see Gin run from all the angry women of the academy."

They all smiled at the thought. Gin had put them through so much, it was good to finally get some payback.

Suddenly they heard a knock on the door. Tsukune moved to open it, and practically jumped when he saw who was there.

"Oohh, Tsukune, I didn't know you were in this club!" A female voice said. Suddenly Tsukune was jumped on, and his face was smothered in between a large pair of breasts.

"Please, please, please don't tell me that's who I think it is, please for the love of God..." Patrick said.

Moka pushed the woman into the hallway, slamming into the wall, and held Tsukune protectively, who was suffering from lack of oxygen.

Patrick walked towards the doorway, and saw Kurummu climbing out of the dent in the wall that Moka just made.

"Why the hell did you do that!" She yelled.

"Tsukune's been through enough already, he doesn't need you trying to suffocate him!" Moka yelled back.

"Hello Kurumu, what brings you to the Newspaper club?" Patrick asked.

"What, you're in this club too?" Kurummu said. 'I just hope that stalker girl isn't in there too.'

"Hey, who is it?" Mizore asked, looking over Patrick's shoulder. Kurummu just hung her head as when she saw her.

"This is Kurummu, last time you saw her, you froze her in a block of Ice." Patrick explained. "So as I asked before, what brings you into the Newspaper club?"

"I came to join." She said.

"You what!?" They said in unison.

"The swimming club was disbanded, and this was the only club that was either half-decent, or had enough space to let me join." Kurummu explained.

"Um..." Moka said.

"Well, it's not up to us, you'd have to speak to the club head." Patrick said.

The assembled students headed back inside, Kurummu following. Gin was reading something, his feet up on the desk.

"Hey Gin." Mizore said. Gin didn't respond.

"Hey Gin." Mizore said louder still no response.

"Hey Gin! Moka's giving Tsukune a lap dance!" Patrick said.

"WHAAAAAT!!!!!???" Gin said, finally responding, and slamming his hands on the desk. Moka and Tsukune blushed deeply at Patrick's comment. Gin took a minute to look around to understand that Patrick had lied. He then noticed Kurumu.

"Ahh, how nice it is to see a nice, new face. My name is Gin, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance." Gin said, using his gentleman persona.

"Nice to meet you too, my name is Kurumu Kuruno." Kurummu said shaking his hand. "I came here to join the newspaper club."

"A new member? Excellent, the more the merrier." Gin said.

"So I'm a member? That's it?"

"Of course, I always enjoy new friends."

"Well Kurummu," Patrick said, holding a copy of the newspaper in his hand. "since you're a new member, I think you should know we found out who the serial peeping tom is." Patrick handed Kurumu the Newspaper. "After almost a week of investigation, we have discovered that the Newspaper's club's very own Ginei Morioka, was the serial peeper, the whole time."

At this Gin began to get nervous.

"Hey, Kurummu, remind me how you feel about perverts?" Patrick asked with a smile of a cat that just ate the canary.

"I despise them, and feel they all deserve to die." Kurummu said, her nail extending and sharpening.

-----

"Okay Kurummu, we need to distribute the papers to all the students in the school." Patrick said, as they walked down a path outside.

"I forbid that the Newspaper be distributed!" Gin said. Patrick turned around, and flicked him on the nose. "Ow! Why the heck did you do that?"

"I heard somewhere that when a dog does something you don't like you're supposed to flick 'em on the nose. I'm trying to see if it works on Werewolves." Patrick told him.

"What did I ever do?" Gin said angrily.

"Let's review: You criticized my work for no reason, you are the serial peeper, and you set up Tsukune to take the fall, and you also used it to tear him away from Moka, whom you almost raped last night. Oh, and you tried kill us."

"So, where are we gonna give these out?" Tsukune asked, trying to change topic.

"We'll be giving them out near a bulletin board." Mizore said. "It's in a place where a lot of people will be going."

"Is that it over there?" Kurumu asked.

"That should be it." Mizore said.

"Hey, Gin?" Patrick said. "Do we happen to get paid for doing this?"

"Why the heck would you get paid?" Gin said.

"Well, we went and risked our lives, and our wellbeing's for this newspaper. I almost got eaten by Mermaids, Tsukune could've gotten beaten to death by the girls who found him peeping, and it's a very real possibility that had we not intervened, the serial peeper, you, would've have raped Moka." Patrick said.

"Why do you ask?" Kurummu said.

"I like money. Like a lot. Very, very much. Mmm... money." Patrick seemed to glaze over in the thought of monetary value. "It's one of my few negative qualities."

"Okay, so should we start distributing the Newspapers?" Tsukune asked when the reached the bulletin board.

"I guess so. Extra! Extra! Serial peeper caught!" Mizore said.

"I forbid the newspaper to be distributed!" Gin said desperately.

"You get what you deserve." Moka said coldly.

"Moka... not you too..." He said miserably.

A girl took a newspaper that Moka was distributing, and soon an angry mob of woman, much like the one that had chased Tsukune, began hunting Gin like a wild animal. The group just laughed at the scene. Moka got up on a step-ladder to post the front page, and the rest of them continued to give out the Newspapers.

"So is this what it's like for you guys everyday?" Kurummu asked.

"I'm not sure, I don't think we've been at it long enough to find a pattern." Patrick said. "Although, it appears that each time you do an article, your putting your life on the line." Kurummu laughed at what he said, and nobody bothered to tell her that Patrick was being serious.

"You know Moka," Tsukune said. "I never thought this would be reporting this sort of stuff in the Newspaper, what about you?" Tsukune turned to look at Moka, but caught, yet another, perverted view of Moka's panties.

"You can't look up right now!" Moka said, embarrassed. Moka kicked Tsukune, causing him to fall down.

"I wonder if those two will be able to get together." Mizore said to Patrick.

"Ahh, I think they just need to break the ice, so to speak, and they'll be all over each other. I've never seen such an obvious pairing." Patrick said.

Moka got off the ladder, and checked to see if Tsukune was okay. She sat on her knees, and picked him up, apologizing.

"I'm sorry Tsukune, I didn't mean to do that! Are you okay?" She said with genuine concern. As she brought Tsukune close to her, her eyes started to glaze over. "Um... Tsukune... do you think it would be okay if I..."

"Hmm, Moka, do you want to suck my blood?" Tsukune asked.

"Hmmm... yes, it's been four days, and I'm kinda hungry." She admitted.

"It's okay." Tsukune said, exposing his neck.

"Mmmm, Tsukune, you smell really nice, thank you." Moka said, biting into his neck.

"So the rumors are true!" Kurummu exclaimed. "Moka has been giving Tsukune kisses on the neck."

"Would you believe that it's against the rules to explain that?" Patrick said.

"What's to explain?"

"That Moka and Tsukune haven't even dated." Mizore said.

"Ahh, thank's Tsukune!" Moka said, revitalized.

"Y-your welcome Moka." Tsukune said, covering the bite mark.

The two of them got up, and continued to distribute the newspapers.

-----

"Hey Tsukune, I was thinking..." Moka said, after they had given out all the newspapers, and Gin had gotten a thorough beating.

"What is it Moka?"

"Well, you remember when you were stuck in bathroom, and you heard that I said I'd like us to be something... more?" She said, blushing.

"Oh, yeah, kinda..." Tsukune said.

"Well..." Moka said.

"You know Moka... I really like you too." Tsukune said. "Do you think we could kinda... you know... go out?"

"Yes! I mean, like on a date?" She said, rather nervous.

"Yeah, a date. I mean, you don't have too."

"Yes, Tsukune, I'd like very much to go on a date with you." Moka said, smiling.

"What's this I here?" Patrick said, completely interrupting the moment.

"W-where did you come from?" Moka said completely startled.

"I was walking behind you." Patrick said. "Anyway, may I suggest a nice place for you to have your date? A nice, out of the way, completely new, and a great way to ease tensions."

"Where?" Tsukune asked.

"The Fairfax movie theater!" Patrick said. "You see, I did a bit of extracarricular work, and helped Ms. Nekonome look through some junk in an old storage room. In there, I found a bunch of tapes, some new, most of them old, horror films. With some permission, I now have my own movie theater, in room 409 on Saturday's. I said to Ms. Nekonome that if I showed them to some of the students, it would help them understand how Humans see Monsters, in popular society. Most of the old classic stuff is really harmless, especially compared to half of the stuff we've been through."

"Old horror films?" Moka asked.

"Yeah, all the old black and white stuff, Frankenstein, King Kong, Godzilla, all the classics." Patrick explained.

Moka was at a loss, but Tsukune seemed interested in the idea.

"Now, let me tell you, how my Theater will help you on your date. Tsukune, one second in private." Patrick said, wrapping an arm on his shoulder. "You see, in the dark theater, it'll be easier to make a move, no-one will notice, you don't have to speak much, and Moka will grab on to you during the scary parts." Patrick let Tsukune go and turned to Moka. "Moka, a word in private if you would." Patrick then wrapped his arm around her shoulder, and turned her away from Tsukune. "During the movie, you won't have to worry about having to think of anything to talk to, and it'll give you something to talk about later. And you get an excuse to hold on to Tsukune during the scary parts." Patrick let go of Moka, and faced the two of them together. "So what do you say?"

"Um.. well." Tsukune said. "Not that it doesn't sound good, but what's with the big introduction?"

"You know how I said I like money?" Tsukune nodded. "Well, you still have to pay."

"Um, how much will it be?" Moka asked.

"Let's see, $3.00 per ticket, $4.00 for a large popcorn, and $3.50 for a soda." Patrick said.

"That doesn't sound like much." Tsukune said. "What do you think Moka?"

"It sounds pretty good." Moka said.

"Good, It's on Saturday's, room 409, at 4:30." Patrick said with a smile.

-----

"Good evening people." Patrick said, greeting the moderate audience before him. Moka and Tsukune were seated, sharing some popcorn as they waited for the movie to begin.

"Before we begin, I am sure there are many who are wondering what you will be seeing tonight. We shall delve into the mysteries of the most dangerous, and mysterious of all monsters seen by Humans. The creatures of the night, beings so strong, that they can survive death numerous times. I am referring to Vampires."

Moka seemed to tense at Patrick words. She couldn't help but wonder what she would be seeing.

"Now, before we watch this film, remember, that in real fact, Vampires do not exist. If you feel, a shiver crawling down you spine, or the hairs on your neck begin to stand up, just remember, you are safe, because these creatures are of but myth. Tonight's picture, is called Dracula, a movie based off of the famous novel, by the Irish author, Bram Stroker. Please enjoy." Patrick walked over to the film projector, and started the movie.

It was an old movie, in black and white, and the effects were rather cheesy compared to today's, but it actually spooked a lot of the students. They seemed genuinely scared, and were shocked by how Dracula was so smooth, and suave, how he was able to seduce, and kill so easily. Moka buried her head into Tsukune's chest as Van Helsing staked Dracula. Despite the fact that the Human's won, and that the Monster died, the students seemed to think it was a happy ending.

Tsukune decided to walk Moka back to her room.

"So Moka, what did you think of the movie?" Tsukune asked.

"Well... it was rather scary, and really convincing, don't you think?" Moka said, looking at Tsukune.

"Well... it was kinda of scary, but I don't think it was as scary as some of the other stuff we've had to go through."

"Well, I have to say it was rather out of proportion." Moka said. "I mean, I still show a reflection. I can go out into the sun. And anyone's gonna die if you stab them in their heart with a wooden stake."

"Yeah, It's rather strange how things got so different from how things really are." Tsukune said.

"It's a good thing Dracula died a long time ago." Moka said.

"Wait, so Dracula actually existed?" Tsukune asked.

"Yeah, he's the reason Vampire's have such a bad reputation. He killed a lot of Human's for their blood. He's hated for the bad name he gave us."

"Well, Moka, I know you're nothing like him." Tsukune told her, holding on to her hand.

"Thanks Tsukune." They soon made it to the girls dormitory.

"Well Moka, I had a great time." Tsukune said, looking her in her eyes.

"Me too." Moka said. "Um... Tsukune?"

"Yeah Moka?" He said.

"Do you think we could maybe... you know... kiss?" Moka said staring into Tsukune's brown eyes.

"Umm... O-Ok." Tsukune said somewhat nervous. He had never expected that he'd get a kiss on the first date.

The two of the gradually got closer together, Moka put her arms around Tsukune's neck, and Tsukune placed his hands on her hips. Their lips touched, and it was the best feeling they ever experienced. Moka felt as though nothing mattered but this feeling, the feeling of acceptance, and of warmth, and oh so many other things.

Tsukune had, had his mind successfully blown. The feeling of Moka kissing him back was much more than he had ever imagined. He was doing his best to make sure Moka enjoyed the kiss too, but, as oblivious as he was at the moment, he couldn't tell she was enjoying it incredibly.

After a while they parted, and continued to look in the others eye.

"That was my first kiss Tsukune." Moka told him.

"Mine too." Tsukune said.

"Would you like to have a second kiss?" She asked him.

"Uh, yeah."

And so they continued to smooch passionately.

----

Authors note:

Hey, sorry about accidently uploading a copy of Ch.6, don't know how that happened. Here's the real thing.

Well in this chapter, we see Tsukune and Moka: Making out. Anyway, I'm not sure how I did. Tell me what you think.