Seduction X Vampire

Kurummu and Tsukune were alone. The task of cleaning up the classroom at the end of the school day had fallen on them. Now about a month ago, Tsukune would have done everything in his power to avoid this situation. However, Kurummu had been in the Newspaper Club long enough that he believed if she was going to follow through on her plan to seduce him she would have done it. So for the moment, while he was slightly uneasy, he felt today was going along well. Little did he know what was going to happen.

"Ah! All this work is starting to make me all sweaty!" Kurummu said.

"It's not that much work." Tsukune said.

"I think the A/C must be working funny, it's really hot in here, don't you think?" Kurummu asked.

"I'm not sure." Tsukune said, wiping off the chalkboard.

"Come on just take a look at me." She said. Tsukune turned around to look at Kurummu. She was sitting on the teachers desk, looking at Tsukune almost longingly, sitting in a very... provocative position.

"K-k-k-k--" Tsukune stuttered.

"See, I've been sweating so much, you can almost see right through my shirt, can't you?"

"k-k-k-k-k--"

"Maybe cause it's your here... Tsukune?"

"-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-KURUMMU!!!!" Tsukune yelled. "Don't do that sort of thing with me!"

"Ahh... you saying you don't like big breasts?"

"I'm saying I shouldn't be thinking about you like that!" Tsukune yelled, looking her directly in the face.

"Why, because of that Moka off yours?" She asked.

"Huh?"

"I must say, I still don't understand your fascination with that woman. She is pretty, but I'm beuatiful."

"Beautiful."

"Besides, she's a bit of a shrew. Her true self. You've seen her. She hates you. Do you really think you can live in a relationship like that? And that imaginary part of her that does exist? Hmph... she treats you like breakfast."

"She... she does, doesn't she."

"I mean, didn't you think about a future relationship? Were would you end up then? A... withered... out.... husk.... but, Tsukune, if your with me.... I'll promise to love you."

"You.... love me?"

"Of course. I joined the Newspaper Club didn't I? Even though that other idiot was in there, and the head of the club is a stinking pervert. I did it for you. Out of love. Please Tsukune, you really do make my heart race. It would be a very cruel thing for you to do. And I know Tsukune isn't a cruel person."

"No... no I'm not."

"Good boy Tsukune. You really do enjoy being a good boy Tsukune... don't you?" Tsukune nodded. "Of course you do. All my little love-slaves do."

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"Hey, you two!" Gin yelled, running down the hallway.

"Hey look it's Gin." Mizore pointed out.

"Here's hoping he's not here to do anything perverted." Patrick muttered.

"Hey did you guy's hear?" Gin said, almost frantic.

"What did a female lynch mob form again and are after your head?" Patrick asked.

"This is serious!" Gin said. "Kurummu and Tsukune have left the club!"

"They have?" Mizore asked. "What for?"

"Well, here's where it get's freaky. Tsukune said there gonna elope."

"Elope? Are you serious? He's head over heels with Moka!" Patrick said. "Hell, the last time they dated in the movie theatre, I had to pull of each other they were getting so lovey-dovey."

"I know, I know, but he had this look in his eye. You know, like the lights were on, but nobody was at home." Gin said.

"What are you getting at?" Mizore asked

"Well, it's just that the rumors are that Kummu's a Succubus." Gin said.

"Well, actually we know as much. She actually proclaimed it to the entire student body in a hallway once." Patrick told him.

"Really?"

"This hallway actually." Patrick remarked.

"Really?"

"In hindsight, she told us that she was gonna seduce Tsukune, so we should have seen this coming." Patrick remarked.

"Damn, you mean she had been planning this?" Gin said. "How come that bastard get's all the girl's?"

"Considering this one brainwashed him, it seems rather hit and miss."

"But I mean, come on, I thought the guy was just at the wrong place at the wrong time, but she actually meant to add him to that harem of hers? I mean he already has Moka, and now he's taken that delicious piece of eye candy too!"

"Um Gin?"

"I mean what's next? Is that bastard gonna seduce the cheerleaders next?"

"Hello, earth to Gin! Do you read?"

"I should've killed him that night, gotten the whole thing out of the way. That damn freshie has been more trouble than he's worth!"

Patrick got in front of him, and flicked Gin on the nose. "OW! What the hell was that for?"

"You were on a tirade, and weren't listening to me." Patrick said. "You do understand, that the moment that Moka hear's about Tsukune's... ahem, elopement, that there tender relationship will likely revert back to zilch, don't you?"

"Ohh! So your saying I can get Moka on the rebound! Hot-diggidy dog! I hadn't thought of that!"

"No, I'm saying we should do something about this and quick." Patrick said, bringing him back to reality.

"Why should I do anything?" Gin asked.

"Beeeeecaaauuuse...... you'll be down two members on your already minimally employed Newspaper Club?"

"Pfft, I've done fine on my own." Gin said. "Honestly, I think it would be fine, just me and my Moka, all alone in Newspaper room..." Patrick could see Gin was quickly heading off into his own personal lala land.

"Hey, what about me and Mizore?" Patrick asked.

"Shut up, your ruining my daydream."

"Yeah this is getting me nowhere fast." Patrick muttered. "Come on Mizore, look like it's up to you and.... me?" Patrick turned around to see sometime during his conversation with Gin, Mizore had snuck off somewhere. "Damn, I wish she would tell me where she sneaks off to."

And so Patrick proceeded to his next class.

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Meanwhile....

"Excuse me Madam?" Tsukune asked.

"Yes my little pet?" Kurummu said.

"Could you please tell me why I have to do this?"

"Because you insufferable-- I mean, let me go through this one more time." 'Only for a little longer, only for a little longer' "I need you to tell Moka your feelings about me."

"I understand dearest, but I... just don't want to hurt her feelings." Tsukune said.

'How that insufferable Vampire ever put's up with this idiot, I'll never know.' "That's part of the plan my little slave, I need you to hurt her feelings, to crush her, to turn her into a sobbing wreck. You wouldn't want to disobey me... would you."

"Oh-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no! I would never want to do that Madam! Never! I just don't quite... wouldn't be better if we were all friends?" Tsukune asked.

"Okay, let me run through this one more time." Kurummu sighed. "You will do as I say Love-Slave, you will break that woman's heart, you will make it so men stop caring for her, you will tell her that you hate her, and you will do so by dumping her for me, in the most painful manner possible. Got it?"

"Yes Madam! Got it!" Tsukune said with determination. Tsukune left his hiding spot, and started marching military style towards Moka, currently talking to another classmate, with a mission in mind.

"Oh there you are Tsukune!" Tsukune didn't even turn to look at the speaker, he kept walking with a mission in mind.

"Moka, I need to talk to you." Tsukune said.

"Oh, hey Tsukune! I had been wondering where you've been." Moka said, sunny as ever.

"There' you are, Moka, Tsukune, and you... aren't you the head of the mob that chases down perverts?"

"My name's Sophie, I--"

"Good to know, Tsukune, I need you to give me back those English notes I lent you."

"I don't--" Tsukune began.

"Oh, there at your dorm room? No problem, let's go now."

"Wait, Tsukune was gonna say something." Moka said.

"Oh, it couldn't have been important, it can wait, come on Tsukune, we must be off!"

"Wait, I need to tell Moka something!"

"Tsukune, Tsukune! Are in there?" Tsukune finally looked at the speaker, and saw it was Patrick.

"Oh, hey there Patrick, when'd you get here?"

"Tsukune, have you been brainwashed?'

"Huh?" Tsukune said, confused.

"Okay, let me take a look at those eyes... bloodshot... not a good sign." He muttered.

"Um, Patrick, I kind of need to talk to Moka."

"What is it your gonna tell her?"

"Oh, just that I hate her, and I'm in love with Kurummu." He said, as though he had been asked the time of day.

"You got to be kidding me, can the male mind be that thoroughly wrapped around a woman's little finger like this." Patrick mused.

"Um, Patrick, if you don't mind, I got go tell Moka I hate her now."

"Tsukune, you do understand that you've brainwashed, right?"

"I guess so."

"Look inside your heart. Look at your feelings. You know you feel something for Moka. You don't hate her. I've seen you two smooch too many times for that to be a possibility. Your feelings for Kurummu, they're artificial."

"I think you're right Patrick." Tsukune said. "Well, I got to go tell Moka I hate her now!"

"Snap out of it man!" Patrick said, slapping him across the face.

"Ow, what was that for!" Tsukune said. "Look, I need to go now, if you'll excuse me."

Ding Dong, Ding Dong.

"Well what do you know, time for Science." Patrick remarked. Fortunately Science was one of the few classes they shared that didn't include Moka.

"Good, now you'll be getting out my way."

"Tsukune, what's worse, Kurummu, or our Science teacher after we've been late."

"Our Science teacher." Tsukune lamented. "But after class, I'm going to tell Moka I hate her, got it!"

"Okay, Tsukune, I promise, I won't do anything to impede your progress."

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'Damnit that idiot can't do anything without messing up.' Kurummu inwardly seethed. She had watched the whole affair from beginning to end, and hadn't liked it one bit. 'Guess I'll just hang on to him as some eye candy. Let the rumors circulate. Then I'll be the one to brake that stupid girls heart.'

When the bell rang she headed to her next class. Unwittingly being stalked by another.

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"Bye Sophie!" Yukari said, waving goodbye to one of her friends as they headed to their next class.

"Bye Yukari, see you tommorrow."

"It's good to have friends." Yukari said to herself after she had left.

"OhthereyouareYukariIneedyouonlyamomentofyourtimeifyouwouldplease." Before she knew it, the little eleven year old was grabbed around her waist and rushed down the hallways. She looked up to see her captor and saw it was Patrick.

"Hey what are you doing?" She demanded.

"You wouldn't be able to make ropes with that thing, would you?' Sam asked, pointing to her repaired wand.

"Why do you ask?"

"I'll tell you if my plan works." Patrick stopped for a moment. He looked left, right, and then darted down the hallways again. "Hey Tsukune! There you are!"

Tsukune turned to face his friend. "Look, Patrick, if your gonna start up again, I'm just gonna have to--"

"Oh, come on, Tsukune, I promised I would stop. Didn't I?"

"I guess you did." Tsukune consented.

"Good. Now Yukari, what I need you to do for me is tie him up and gag him, and then throw him in the nearest closet." Patrick said.

"Wait what!" Tsukune would have made a break for it, but he was soon hogtied, and thrown into a dark closet.

"Um... why did I have to do that?" Yukari asked.

"You know that other member of the Club?" He asked, leaning against the wall.

"Gin?"

"No, the one with big breasts."

"Oh, Kurummu."

"Yeah, she's a sex demon, and apparently enthralled Tsukune into her male harem, and is now hell-bent on ruining his current relationship with Moka." Patrick explained.

"Really?" Yukari asked, very shocked by the recent turn of events.

"For the most part, I believe. Anyway, it's been all I can do to keep it from happening."

"You seem to care an awful lot about their relationship." Yukari remarked.

"I don't know, maybe at heart, I'm a senseless romantic. Or it could be that after all the trouble it took to get them together in the first place, I don't want to see it in ruins. Did I ever tell you about the Mermaids?" Yukari shook her head. "That's a story for another day."

"Still though, I think keeping Tsukune in a closet's only gonna work for so long." Yukari noted.

"Yeah. Do you think you could help me with this issue?" He asked, sitting down to get at eye level with the girl.

"Of course!"

"Good. Gin wants to capitalize this delimna as a way to hook up with Moka. Oh dear Lord, I forgot about him. He's probably gonna throw a wrench in the works."

"What about Mizore, can't she help?" Yukari asked.

"She disappeared earlier today. No idea where she went." Patrick told her. "Okay, let's think, tactically here. I don't know diddly squat about how Kurummu worked her voodoo on Tsukune. Don't suppose you do?"

"Nope."

"That figures. We need to keep word from getting to Moka, no doubt some misunderstanding will happen if she hears. So far, the only who knows is Gin, and Kurummu herself. Damnit, we'll be having a club meeting tomorrow, she'll learn by then if at all. We've got until tomorrow to fix this."

"Sounds hopeless. Doesn't it." Yukari said.

"That it does." Patrick conceded. "What I'll have to do is confront Little Miss Sex Demon and try to work my way from there. Only lead I see."

"Ah! But what if you end up as a love slave also?" Yukari asked.

"Don't know why, but I happen to be immune to her charms."

Ding Dong Ding Dong

"Time for class. Do you want to discuss this later?" Yukari asked.

"Sure."

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Honestly Patrick didn't get why he was so worried. He was pretty sure he bombed on his test, he was nervous, he was sweaty, but he didn't quite understand why. In a simple world he should have been able to just go up to Moka and tell her what Kurummu had done. Of course every time he ran it through his head, it got worse.

At first Moka simply burst into tears, and ran into the comfort of Gin's arms while Kurummu was content to watch. Then when he had told her the next time, Moka again cried but this time Gin beat him for having made Moka cry. The third time, Kurummu grabbed him before he could say anything and threw him into the ocean. The most recent of edition of the story made Moka so distraught, her yang half came out and killed him for having upset her.

Still considering both Moka and Kurummu were in the same class, it could have gone worse. Kurummu gave Moka loathing looks every now and again, but Moka was blissfully unaware. Mizore was still unaccounted for, but Patrick had just said he had been feeling unwell after he had given him back his notes, which oddly enough, hadn't helped him on his test.

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"Hey Kurummu, could I have a talk with you?" Patrick asked as the class was leaving.

"Sure."

"In Private?"

"Of course." Kurummu said, blushing. It was almost enough to make him sick.

"I was thinking, it's lunch time, and I'm not that hungry, how about we go for a walk?"

"Well, it's just that it's raining..."

"Well, I brought an umbrella? Didn't you? Afterall, the rain will mean less people around..."

"Oh, of course." Kurummu said brightening up. Patrick could almost believe it. Soon the two were out on the school grounds, wandering idly, not talking much for awhile. The rain helped Patrick keep himself clear headed. The steady pitter-patter helped keep his mind on track.

"So what did you want to talk about?" Kurummu asked.

"You mostly."

"Oh really? Are you finally coming on to me?"

"Not really."

"Are you sure?" She asked, grabbing on to his arm, and pushing her breasts on him. This caused him to loose his balance and land face first into a puddle of mud. "Ah, man!"

"Oops! Sorry." She said, helping him up.

"Great just great, I've got mud all over my glasses." Patrick remarked, doing his best to clean them up. "You know, I'm half blind without these things."

"Sorry." She said, producing a handkerchief for him to clean himself up. He got most of the mud off of his face, but decided to just put his glasses in his shirt pocket.

"Anyway, back on topic."

"Yeah, you wanted to talk about me." Kurummu said, blushing once more.

"Yeah. I... thought I'd like to say you've become different from when me and my friends first met you."

"Really?" She asked, slightly confused.

"Yeah. All you seemed to care about was you status in school. Admittedly you seemed rather shallow." Patrick said. "But, I learned there was more to it. You needed to find your mate of fate, and all that jazz, not that I'm saying it's unimportant. You also tried to help me and everyone else during that mermaid incident. And then you joined the Newspaper Club. Obviously things could have gone smoother between all of us. But, I thought I was getting to know you better. As an actual, if somewhat odd, friend."

"Wow. That's quite profound." Kurummu said. Patrick stopped to look at her.

"And then you ruined it." Patrick said, walking forward.

"What are you talking about?" She asked, confused.

"I've heard that you've um... what's the term... ah yes, eloped I've believe. With Tsukune."

"What! That damn idiot! I mean... um..." Kurummu was at a loss for words. Though Patrick wasn't.

"You tear apart a wonderful relationship. You know how much those two have the hots for one another. And yet... you don't seem to care about it. You just wanted something, and like a spoiled brat, you took it."

"Hey, don't go making those kinds of assumptions about me!" Kurummu said. "I know that Moka will be devastated! It's why I've done it, after all, you heard my plan also."

"Really? Still makes you sound like a brat. Most mature people would do the opposite of what you did. Another thing," Patrick continued not giving her a chance to respond. " what of Tsukune? You know he doesn't care for you. Ironically enough, I even got him to admit his feeling for you were artificial and he still didn't care. I'm almost positive you don't care the slightest for you. Or me. Or anyone who isn't a means to an end as Tsukune is now."

"Well... I... "

"Come on, I really want to hear what you have to say Kurummu." Patrick said.

Kurummu just looked at him with an expression of utter loathing. Patrick was indifferent. "Well, If you have nothing to say, tell me how to stop it."

Kurummu just chuckled. "Now why in blue blazes would I do that?" She asked. "Moka is still in the way of my plan. So yes, I admit, I only wanted to get close to you fools to lull you into a false sense of security. But what are you going to do?"

"To be honest, I don't know." Patrick admitted. "I'd like to do something about it. Moka, and Tsukune are my friends. It was a pain getting the two of them together. I don't want to see someone like you, someone who so obviously doesn't care about anyone other than themselves ruin them, and on top of that get your way. Here I was, hoping you really were the person I've dealt with during Club Days. An overly flirty, but deep down nice, sensitive girl. I came here thinking I could maybe quilt trip you. But no. Your a despicable person, but obviously you've gotten past the point of caring."

"SHUT UP!!" Kurumu yelled. "I'm just doing what I have to!"

"Kurummu, there is no world, where I see it necessary to break up two people's love. And certainly no world where you can... toss people away liked used tissues. That is what your going to do, right?" Kurummu said nothing. "...maybe if you actually felt something for Tsukune... I don't know, maybe then you could be forgiven." Patrick turned to leave.

"...........Patrick."

"Yes." Patrick turned to face Kurummu, for once quite tired of talking.

"Love me."

The metaphor for a cupids arrow striking one's heart turned out to be quite accurate. Patrick had always understood that Kurummu was a goddess, but now, he suddenly saw it. Here she was, an epitome to beauty. Everything about her, the way she looked, the way she smiled, everything had suddenly endeared him to her. He had fallen head over heels in absolute love.

"My God, how did you manage to toy with my head like that?" Patrick asked. He knew he loved this woman in front of him. And he knew that it was because of her hypnosis, or voodoo, or whatever, and he knew it was horrible thing she had done, but he still loved her.

"Th-that actually worked?" Kurummu said in shock. "I wasn't expecting it to work that time! Oh this is good, this is real good! Ooh yes!" Suddenly she was frozen in a block of ice.

"Oh, Mizore, where have you been all day?" Patrick remarked.

"Patrick are you alright." Mizore asked, rushing to him, and holding his face in her cold hands.

"Oh fine, I just had a Sex Demon play with my mind." He remarked.

"So you know what she did?" She asked.

"Yeah, that's the good news. Bad news, I'm still in love with her." Patrick lamented.

"Great that's double the trouble." Mizore said, releasing his face.

"Not necessarily so." Patrick said. "I don't think she's gotten me to the point of meek humble man slave yet."

"Still though, it's a bad thing you've fallen for the enemy." Mizore said.

"True that." Patrick said. "Should we keep walking?"

"Guess so." Mizore said, prying Kumurru's umbrella from her frozen hand.

"Guess you heard me give that lecture to Kummuru."

"Yeah. It was really powerful."

"Odd thing is, I still feel the same way." Patrick said. "But I still love her now. Feels rather nice, being in love."

"Really?"

"Not so much knowing my minds been thoroughly screwed over." Patrick remarked. "Still though, I feel... as though I can help change her maybe. Help her become a better person."

"I see."

"Hey, Mizore, you ever feel as though your forgetting something?"

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Meanwhile, in a dark closet, a brainwashed boy struggled against his bonds.