Akatsuki Learn to ride a bike
Ch.2: Kisame teach me how to ride this thing!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
After Deidara blew up his first bike Tobi decided that he would get a new one. When he got a new one he rode it past Kisame and Itachi. "What in the hell is that thing Tobi is riding on?" Itachi asked Kisame. Kisame looked at the bike and said, "It's a bike Itachi-sama."
"Well tell Tobi to bring it here I want to ride it."
"Tobi come here and bring us the bike Itachi wants to ride it." Kisame yelled. Tobi brought the bike over and said, "I could teach you how to ride it if you want Itachi-sempai."
"No that's okay Tobi I'll learn how to do it myself you umm…go find Deidara." When Tobi went away Itachi got on the bike and said, "Kisame teach me how to ride this thing." Kisame examined the bike for a few seconds and said, "Um…sorry Itachi but I don't know what to do now." Itachi put his hand on his forehead and said, "You're hopeless Kisame. Completely hopeless." Kisame looked at the bike once more and said, "I believe if I watched Tobi correctly he was using his feet to move those things down there." Itachi looked down and said, "Okay I'll give that a try."
He began to pedaling the pedals until he started making the bike go faster and faster. "Slow down Itachi!" Kisame called and chased after the bike. "I can't stop this damn thing!" Itachi called. "Hold on Itachi I'll stop it!" Kisame pulled out his sword and slashed the bike to pieces. "If I didn't stop the bike you would have smacked into that wall."
"Well thanks for helping me Kisame. Come on let's leave the bike here and think of a plan to kill Sasuke."
Tobi returned only to find that his bike was ruined again. "My bike…"