Ch.3: My…Bike got eaten by Zetsu….
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
After Kisame had destroyed his last bike Tobi got another bike yet again. Deidara rolled his eyes as Tobi rode past him. "Stupid Tobi why can't you get rid of that stupid thing?" he called out. "Because Tobi likes his bike Deidara-sama." Deidara rolled his eyes and mumbled, "Whatever." Tobi rode his bike past Zetsu. Zetsu was fascinated by this strange thing Tobi was riding on. "Tobi bring that thing over here and tell what it is." he called. Tobi rode over to Zetsu got off the bike and said, "This is called a bike Zetsu-sama."
"I see. Do you mind if I try to ride it." Tobi thought for a moment and said, "Not at all Zetsu-sama." Tobi got off the bike and Zetsu examined it.
"It looks dangerous." the white half of his face thought. "So what Tobi said we could try it out. And if we get hurt while using it we'll destroy it." the black half of his face pointed out. "Good point." Zetsu got on the bike and sat there expecting it to move just like Deidara had. "Umm…Tobi how do you make it move?" Tobi clapped his hands together and said, "All you got to do to make the bike move is pedal the pedals with your feet."
"Um where are these pedals?" Tobi pointed to the pedals and Zetsu began to move his feet. The bike began to move and for a while Zetsu was doing jut fine. "This isn't so bad I actually like this thing called a bike." the white half of his face thought. "You idiot watch where your going we're about to go right into that river up ahead."
"What river?" The next thing Zetsu knew he was all wet and had somehow managed to ride the bike right into the river. Zetsu got off of the bike pulled it out of the water and set it on the ground. "WHY YOU STUPID BIKE!" Zetsu's Venus fly trap like extensions extended out toward the bike and the next thing Tobi knew the bike was swallowed in one gulp. Tobi walked sadly over to Zetsu and said, "You ate my bike…"
"Serves it right." Zetsu walked away leaving Tobi alone and without a bike to ride again.