Chihuahua

A/N: decided to make this a one-shot drabble prompt thingy! With random iTunes music! I put this baby on shuffle, and write a one-shot about it with Sakana and Toshiro! Kinda fills in the 23 years between stories xD Whatever works, I always say!

If you want me to write a drabble prompt thingy, just send me a song title (and a link because I have odd musical tastes) and I'll write something… I can write almost all genres except horror, which I'm working on right now. LOL.

If you don't recognize the title of this song, they used it for Beverly Hills Chihuahua.

XxXxXxX

His eye twitched.

He stared, exasperated.

She held it in the palm of her freaking hand…

"Isn't it cute?"

There was absolutely no freaking way…

"No."

"Whaaaat?"

"But—Taichou!"

No—he was not going to have both of them nag at him about it…

In Sakana's palm sat a tiny white Chihuahua. Where she got it, Toshiro didn't know, and didn't care to know.

He wanted it gone.

Curiosity caught him; he reached out to pet it.

It growled.

And then it made the most annoying noise in the world.

"YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP!!!!" It barked. Toshiro drew back, leaping back in alarm.

"Toshiro!" Sakana scolded, setting the… thing down on the table and smacking his head (Think the famous DiNozzo slap), "You scared him!"

"What the hell did I do to scare him?" He snapped back. The dog and Rangiku watched the couple argue about the Chihuahua before it leapt off the desk and bit Toshiro's ankle.

"AUGH! Damn mutt!"

"YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP!!!" It barked. Toshiro's eye twitched and he instinctively struck out his leg, narrowly missing the annoying dog.

"Shut the hell up!" Toshiro snarled.

It snarled back.

He glared.

It glared back.

He made a face.

It made a face back.

"Grr.."

"YAP YAP YAP!" It said, going over to his leg.

It raised its leg.

Toshiro's eyes widened in horror.

Birds fluttered away from the 10th division office as an angry cry and an explosion of reiatsu shook the walls. Byakuya and Rukia, who happened to be passing by, gave the office a confused look.

"…" Byakuya said, raising an eyebrow.

"Was that… Hitsugaya-taichou, nii-san?" Rukia asked as they continued on their way.

Toshiro held up the annoying beast by the scruff by its tiny neck, his eye twitching, holding a freshly peed-on tabi in the other hand.

"I want it gone. NOW. Find somewhere for it. It cannot stay here."

"Aw, but he's so cute, taichou! You're mean!" Rangiku pouted.

"The damn thing just peed on my foot. GET RID OF IT." He snarled. The Chihuahua bit his finger, and he dropped it.

"YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP!" It said angrily before dashing out the door. Rangiku and Sakana chased after it, calling out "Chihuahua-kun!" in an attempt to call it back.

"I hate Chihuahuas." Toshiro growled before taking off his other shoe so he wouldn't look too mismatched when he went to the meeting later.