Somebody's Watching Me

A/N: My friend found the techno version of this song that they use in the Geico commercials on Geico's website. The full version. So I'm listening to it now and singing along to it while typing… which takes a lot of concentration. I'm singing what I type, and typing what I sing. xP (dead)

Horror movies are the lulz.

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Toshiro looked around, feeling as if someone was watching him. A certain song came to mind. Damn Sakana and the iPod Kurosaki had bought her for Christmas. He stopped, looking around. He couldn't tell if someone was masking their reiatsu, or what. Shrugging, but keeping an eye out, he continued towards the place that Kurosaki and Byakuya had told him to meet. A guy's night, filled with one trip to the onsen and horror movies. Granted, Toshiro was not a huge fan of the horror genre, but after watching B-Rated horror movies like Dark Floors with Sakana and Kurosaki, he had learned to laugh at them. (Oh, the irony… guess he won't like the sequel, then.)

A/N: DO NOT WATCH DARK FLOORS! TWO HOURS OF YOUR LIFE YOU WILL NEVER GET BACK!

As he walked to the east side of the Seireitei, he felt it again. That feeling that a pair of eyes, or more, were digging into his back. He quickened his pace until he saw Kurosaki's bright orange hair.

"You okay, Toshiro? You looked freaked out." Kurosaki said, once again disregarding any respectful terms.

"That's Hitsugaya-taichou to you, and it feels like somebody's watching me."

"Like the song." Byakuya snorted. The two stared at him, "What. I listen to music, too."

Now disturbed by the fact that THE Byakuya Kuchiki listened to music, the trio shunpo'ed off to the onsen.

Once they relaxed on the onsen, Toshiro felt so relaxed. Eventually a few more guys came, Renji, Gin, and Izuru (remember Gin came back?). They all relaxed in the onsen, feeling all the stress of paperwork and training wash away.

Yet Toshiro still felt eyes on him.

Unbeknownst to him, hidden in the bushes, the FSA (Female Shinigami Association) was spying on the guys in the hot spring.

"Is this right?" Nanao hissed. Rukia shrugged.

"Yachiru wanted us to get pictures of them like… this, so we have to do our duty."

"This feels wrong, yet… kinky at the same time." Sakana mused as she watched her Toshiro. Amaya smacked Sakana upside the head.

"Can't you think of anything else but your sex drive?"

"Sure. Food, my division, my friends, and my bedroom." She smirked. Amaya sighed. Her best friend was hopeless.

Eventually Ukitake and Shunsui joined, resulting in Nanao leaving and coming back with a tampon stuck up her nose. Sakana and Amaya rolled over laughing quietly as they continued to watch the men in the onsen.

"Shiro-kun, I thought you didn't like horror." Ukitake asked. Toshiro opened one eye to look at the other white-haired captain.

"When you watch horror movies with Sakana and Kurosaki, it's actually quite amusing."

"Damn straight! Saw V was epically hilarious!" Hyourinmaru chorused tiredly in his mind. The Zanpakuto spirit did not like the hot onsen, and wanted Toshiro to leave as soon as possible.

"Saw V was a bloodbath. I have no idea why Sakana and Amaya were laughing the entire time." Toshiro grumbled to Hyourinmaru.

"Hey, don't you have to be 17 to watch rater R movies?" Ichigo joked. The temperature in the onsen would have dropped if it wasn't so hot (and affecting Toshiro's power to lower the temperature). Toshiro simply settled for glaring at the vice-captain and growling.

"Hey, it's been bugging me… doesn't it feel like we're being watched?" Renji asked, looking over in the general direction of the girls hiding in the bushes. Byakuya and Ukitake began to move over to them.

"Abort! Abort!" Sakana shouted, throwing a random smoke bomb Nemu had swiped from Mayuri for her. The entire onsen was covered in smoke, confusing the men.

"(cough cough gufwaa!)" went Ukitake. Shunsui patted him on the back… or what he thought was him. Turns out he was patting a rock.

"I can't see a thing!" Renji cried out, reaching out and touching someone.

"Ah, Renji, didn't know ya were inta that sorta thing…" Gin chuckled, although very disturbed at being molested by Renji.

"GAAAH! I-I'm sorry, Ichimaru-taichou!"

"(gwubb glub glub) Help!" Toshiro shouted, loosing his balance and almost drowning. Izuru grabbed the captain's hand and pulled him up.

"Are you alright, Hitsugaya-taichou?"

"Yeah, I'm alright…" Toshiro grumbled.

Sakana and Amaya watched the chaos unfold below them while standing on a roof. The two girls gave each other a high five, grinning hugely.

"Onsen picture for Shinigami calendar… success!"

A/N: This is based on the truth with me and my friends. We laughed during Saw V, we laughed during Dark Floors… horror movies amuse us. Except for White Noise and Paranormal Activity. Scary shit right there. xD