Now I Know My ABC's

by Oblong features

Hernst drabble. Hanschen writes Ernst a poem in the form of ABC's. The more the poem unravels, the more Hanschen realizes he's in an abusive relationship. And he's the abusive one. Another little section... it's actually 2 oneshots.

2. Chapter 2

Thank you Chalcedony Rivers for the godly, amazing, incredible idea of having an Ernst rebuttal.

So here it is.

Sorry, Rocky, I didn't complete it by 9:37. I was about seven-ten minutes late. I apologize profusely, as I assure you this mistake will not happen in the future.

Have fun, kids 8D

----

A is for amazingly haunted

B is for the back of my closet

C is for cowering under my sheets

D is for desperately feeling your heat

E is for eccentric things

F is for my faith in your ring

G is for the greatest thing you could do

H is for Hanschen, I love you

I is for imperfection you insist on having

J is for jostling and gripping and grabbing

K is for the karma that'll never happen

Because L is for love, when you hit me and don't stop laughing

M is for matrimony

N is for never lonely

O is for old traditions my parents won't give up

P is for the place I feel uncomfortable when you rub

Q is for quaint and shy like me

R is for ravenous, you're so hungry

S is for simple

T is for tickle

U is for how upset you were, lunging,

When V is for I verified all I wanted to do was study

W is for when you broke my arm

I told you, for you, I only had feelings of affinity

X is for Christmas when you took my virginity

Y is for yesterday when things were so great

Z is for how zealous I am about the pain you make me take

---

Dear Rhyming,

There HAS to be something else that rhymes with "virginity".

P.S., you suck. I think I shall be choosing a new format for writing from now on.

…Nah, not really. I love you. Just… please, we have to work together to make a perfect relationship.

Love,

RB

To fans: R&R plox