Beautiful Girls (Sean Kingston Version, although there are references to the Jojo version)
A/N: While typing Somebody's Watching Me, I got the idea for this because the song came on iTunes. The guys had their night out, now it's the girl's turn!
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"Girl's Night Out? Lovin' it!" Sakana cheered as she read the note the little bird had given her. The bird, a tiny female eagle named Hisa, cheeped happily and hopped on her shoulder.
"Ichigo, make sure you finish the paperwork and clean up that mess in the corner!" Sakana said cheerfully, putting her haori on and brushing her hair up into a messy ponytail.
"Where are you going?" He said, groaning mentally about the workload he would be left with.
"Girl's night out! See ya!" And with that, Sakana was gone.
Ichigo hit his head on the desk. After the guy's night out disaster at the onsen, they had watched Paranormal Activity (Ukitake had somehow gotten a bootleg copy of it, which made the guys wonder) and almost crapped their pants. At the end Toshiro was hugging Ichigo, Ichigo was hiding behind Byakuya, Byakuya was shaking nervously and almost hyperventilating, Gin and Izuru were crying into each other's shoulders, Ukitake had a coughing fit, Shunsui hid his fear behind his hat while trying to help Ukitake, and Renji had fainted.
Never again.
Sakana whistled as she met the girls by the Senkaimon. "Ready, girls?"
It was a girl's night out with Sakana, Amaya, Hana (who seemed to fit into her position as 9th division captain perfectly), Nemu, Yachiru, Rangiku, Soifon, Nanao, Isane, Rukia, and Unohana. Their night would comprise of shopping in Karakura (a rarity for them), then returning to the Seireitei to watch sappy sad romance, which was all of their secret weaknesses, even Soifon.
The girls, once in Karakura, separated into two groups. Sakana, Amaya, Hana, Rangiku, Nanao, and Unohana went in one group while the others went a different way. Sakana was in a shop looking at something she could get her lover when she felt a hand on her ass.
"OMFGWTFBBQ!" She screeched, aiming for the poor innocent balls of the man who groped her. He went down like a sack of bricks and Sakana kicked him again.
"Pervert!"
The next event was creepy, to say the least. Another man came up to them, eyeing the six women before bursting out into song.
"You're way to beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal
Suicidal
When you say it's over…"
Sakana thought it would be fun to toy with the crazy pervert, which was scaring the other women.
"Damn, all these beautiful girls
We're only gonna do you dirt (??)
We'll have you suicidal
Suicidal
When I say it's over…"
The man stared at Sakana, then ran off screaming that the women were going to murder him.
Sakana burst into laughter. "Lame-O!"
And that was the highlight of their night.
Soifon's group was having problems of their own. Shopping problems.
"What do you mean, you don't have my size?!" Soifon snarled. The man looked really scared of the 5'2" Bitch-Ninja in gigai (1).
"Calm down, Soy Sauce (2)! We'll try another store!" Yachiru chirped, hopping on Soifon's shoulder. Soifon sighed and they left the store, much to the man's relief.
"Men."
(1) My nickname for Soifon was Bitch-Ninja Taichou, before I gained a newfound respect for Soifon. She is hilarious. And, according the official SOULs profile book, that is Soifon's height.
(2) What I think of when I hear Soifon. It's Yachiru's nickname for her until the either receives an official one in the series or a better one comes up.
A/N: Inspiration for this came from a Phoenix Wright video someone did where they took both versions of Beautiful Girls and had both parts opposing each other (Guy, girl, guy, girl). The female version wins in the end. xD Diego and Mia lol. Now, I shall go to bed, because I will be tired tomorrow. xP Also, Sakana has a pet bird, a bald eagle that died and went to the Soul Society… somehow. So Sakana keeps her around as a messenger, although she seems to have some awesome power like Komamura. Who knows? (shrug)