I don't own Legend of Zelda.. just my ideas of how Ganondorf was like... I don't even own any of the characters!! D: or even the idea that Sheik was in cahoots with Ganondorf!! Wah!! Please Review!!

Ganondorf sat at his throne, watching the young hero adventure through Fire Temple. His mind thought about the next temples he would be facing. Next would be the Water Temple, then the Shadow Temple, then the Spirit Temple. His mind wandered back to when the hero had not yet been put into a sleep...

The twin witches, Koume and Kotake, buzzed around the Spirit Temple. They spotted a young boy in green just outside the temple's walls, "How could he have entered the Desert Colossus with such ease? He is just a boy! The bridge was broken just days after Ganondorf left to conquer Hyrule!" squawked Kotake.

"Yes! Wait! Who... Is that..?" muttered Koume, "It is! It is Nabooru! She speaks with the boy!"

Unable to make out their words, the two witches watch intently on the two.

"She allows the boy into the temple? What brings her to this?!" hissed Kotake.

About and hour later, the witches saw the boy had made it to one of the hands of the Goddess of the Sand, one of the most sacred places in all of Gerudo Valley.

"She shall pay now!" screeched Koume, the fire witch. The twins descended upon Nabooru, surrounding her in a bubble of magic. Fire and ice swirled around the Sage of Spirit. Finally, she and her captors disappeared.

Ganondorf snapped out of his flashback. He wondered what had come of Nabooru since then. Had his surrogate mothers put her to work? Did she still wander the halls of the Spirit Temple? Or had she perished in the lonely seven years? His mind swirled with unanswered questions that he could not bring himself to ask.

"Volvagia is vanquished!" screamed Koume and Kotake.

"What?" sputtered Ganondorf. Never before in his life had he been so surprised, "Well, he won't be able to even enter the Water Temple. He'd have to be able to walk at the bottoms of lakes! He cannot do that without the lungs of a Zora and the Iron Boots. It is impossible for him to obtain the lungs of a Zora, and the Iron Boots are tucked away in the Ice Cavern!" He took a deep breath.

"How are we to prevent him further?" cooed the witches.

"I shall think of something," declared the King of Evil.

Over the next few days, Ganondorf got reports on how the hero had earned himself a horse from the ranch. Ganon made note of the failure of the rancher, Ingo, and planned on punishing him later. Somehow, the hero found the Iron Boots and earned a quite peculiar song: The Serenade of Water.

"Sheik..." purred Ganondorf, "How convenient is it that the hero just so happened to learn the Serenade of Water, a song you play for me almost every day, when you were out of my sight?"

"It is quite the coincidence, my lord, but I assure you that I was out at the Shadow Temple, investigating the conditions. It seems as though that temple holds its own monsters and creatures. It does not, however, have the power of the beast the Great Impa sealed away, though," Sheik said, his voice a complete monotone.

Ganondorf did not put his suspicions to rest, however, "The 'Great' Impa? You still have loyalties to that filth? She is the one who took the princess, as well as the Triforce of Wisdom, away from me!"

"I only speak highly of her, because she is the one who raised me. I have not seen her in many years. I do not even know if she is still alive," sighed the Sheikah, "Now if we may get back to the matter at hand. What are we to do about the Shadow Temple? The hero is nearing the end of the Water Temple, and there must be something that we can do about keeping the boy away from getting the Shadow Medallion."

The Sheikah's master released a long breath. He thought about his predicament for a while. He would have to pull something amazing out of his hat. The hero had proven himself strong by defeating a lava dragon, slaying a phantom, and now walking underwater as if he had gills. Ganondorf knew very well that the beast, Bongo Bongo, had been sealed in the well in Kakariko Village. He would just have to free it.

Of course, he would just have to release it into the temple. If he simply broke the seal on the well, all the creatures would leave the well. He would need those monsters to defend the Eye of Truth, an item essential for completing the Shadow Temple.

"Take me to Kakariko," ordered Ganondorf.

"Ah, the Nocturne of the Shadow..." mused Sheik, "How it makes me feel at home..." The words sounded strange coming from a one-toned voice. The Sheikah's face remained expressionless, even as he announced his comfort in playing the solemn tune.

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