Another Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters. I wish I did. I might be living in a huge house and watching White Tigers fight instead of a calico and a grey idiot.
Chapter 3
"Hi…"
Ichigo sat there mortified, while Isshin developed a huge grin. Wiggling him from his, he made his way over to the nude Yoruichi with a hand held out.
"'Ello miss, and you are?" He said, still smiling.
Yoruichi took his hand and shook it. "Isn't it customary for someone to give their name first before asking for one?"
Isshin chuckled, and scratched the back of his head, still holding Yoruichis hand. "Ah yes, where are my manners. Isshin Kurosaki, father to young Ichigo over there, along with daughters Yuzu and Karin," He brought her hand up and kissed it. " And also widowed and so very sing-arg!"
Ichigo brought a clean straight to his fathers skull, knocking him against the wall, and out cold. He shook his fist. "Ow…Stupid…Hardheaded old man…" He looked over at Yoruichi, whose had her arms crossed and was looking back at Ichigo.
"Why Ichigo, did you do that for me? Or was that for yourself?" She said, smirking and looking as though she wanted to burst into laughter.
Why did I do that, he asked himself. "I..I did it for…My mom." He knew this was a lie. "And besides, he shouldn't be hitting on naked women in my room!" He looked back at Yoruichi. "And would you put some clothes on! And isn't the towel supposed to go around you chest?!"
"Gosh Ichigo, you really need to take a lesson from you dad and learn to be calm around a naked woman." Yoruichi said going to her duffle bag. "Now what do you think your dad will like more, black lace or spotted leopard panties?"
Ichigo wheeled around. "WHAT?!?!" He saw that Yoruichi was already dressed and laying on his bed holding her ribs laughing.
"Hahahah…you…haha…face…Hahaha…wish I …had a…camera.. Haha!"
Ichigo picked a pillow up and threw it at her. "Try and give me a heart attack will you. I should have drowned you back then."
Yoruichi sat up, breathing hard and wiping the tears from her eyes. "Geez, it was just a joke."
"Whatever…" He turned to look at his unconscious father on the floor. " I should get him back into bed so he thinks this was a dream or something." He picked his father up and slung him over his shoulder. Turning back to Yoruichi he said, "And you stay here. I don't need to hear Yuzu asking if you're her new sister ."
Yoruichi raised an eyebrow. "And just where would she get that idea, Ichigo?"
Ichigo looked back at her, trying to think of an excuse for his little slip up. "Uhhh…Well…I dunno. Let me get this old man in bed before he wakes up wondering why he has such a good view of my ass."
After putting his father in bed, he walked back to his room. When he reached the door, he heard voices from the inside. Oh no.
He opened the door and saw Yoruichi on his bed conversing with Kon. They both stopped talking and looked up at him as he entered the room. Yoruichi looked up at him with her usual smirk. "So Ichigo, my little friend here tells me you have a certain likening for ladies underwear."
Again, Ichigo's face burned a bright red. "I told the damn thing I was just folding them… I'm not into that sick stuff like him."
"Right… That's your story and your sticking to it right?" She asked.
Ichigo looked away. "I don't have time to explain myself. I got school to get ready for." And made his way to the bathroom.
15 minutes later
Ichigo walked back into his room fully dress, Yoruichi sprawled out on his bed staring at the ceiling.
"You know you take more time in there than a woman would?" She stated, still staring.
"And..? Its not likes any of your business. And I just like to make sure I'm clean. Gonna crack on me for being hygienic?"
Yoruichi rolled over, facing away from Ichigo. "No…Don't you have somewhere to go?"
Ichigo blinked. "Oh yea, school…." He turned around and headed for the door. As he got to it, he turned back to Yoruichi. "Uhhh…. You ok? You seem….pepped out."
She waved a hand lazily in the air. "Yea… Just go to school and get as decent an education as a human public high school can give you. I'll see you later."
Ichigo waved back and walked out the door.
Later that day
Ichigo sat at his desk, staring lazily out the window. I wonder what she's doing right now?
Just then the bell rang for lunch. Ichigo grabbed his lunch and headed out to the roof with his usual lunch cohorts Keigo, Mizuriro, Chad and Uryuu. They talked and joked along the way, but when Ichigo opened the door to the roof, he dropped his lunch and quickly closed the door. No…She wouldn't have. Ichigo opened the door a crack and poked his head out. Yoruichi sat up against the wall. When she saw Ichigo, she smiled and waved. Ichigo quickly closed the door again.
"Ichigo what's the hold up?!" Keigo asked.
"Uhhh….Heres a thought, but why don't we go eat in the cafeteria for once today? I hear there's a good sale on curry bread."
Mizuiro held up a bag. "No need to worry. Already stocked up."
Uryuu pushed Ichigo aside. "Move, Kurosaki. If you don't want to eat up here, that's your business, but I like to watch the clouds go by while I eat my lunch." He opened the door. " Ms-hmph?!"
Ichigo grabbed him from behind and covered his mouth. "Please, pretend she isn't there. Maybe she'll go away. Got it?" He whispered.
Uryuu nodded. "Good. Now drift back and tell Chad the same thing." Uryuu nodded again, and Ichigo let go of him.
Uryuu burst through the door. " Yoruichi-san! What a pleasant surprise. Its been a while, how have you been?"
Ichigo grinded his teeth. "That bastard…I told him to…"
Chad walked up and tapped Ichigo on the shoulder. "Is there something going on that Ms. Yoruichi is here?"
Ichigo shook his head. "No…Nothing that I know about." Not that I mind her here, but I have a bad feeling this isn't go to end pretty.
Yoruichi smiled, waving for Ichigo to come over. She was wearing the same thing she had been wearing when she arrived at Ichigo's the night before.
"Ichigo, you know that goddess?" Keigo asked, not taking his eyes off of her.
"Uhhh…I guess you can say we've met on several (naked) occasions." He made his way over, blocking out Keigo's request to know how they met and why he hasn't been introduced sooner. He sat down to Yoruichi's right and casually whispered in her ear. "And what the hell are you doing here?"
"Do you know how boring it is at your house? I cant get any food because of your father, you don't even have a TV in your room, much less any good reading material. And I needed to stretch my legs."
"Grrr…"
Ishida unpacked his lunch, and up at Yoruichi. "So miss, what brings you to grace our presence?"
Yoruichi put her hand to her mouth and chuckled. "What, you don't know." Then she wrapped herself around Ichigo's arm, snuggling up against his chest. "I just couldn't stay away from my Ichigo for so long."
Keigo choked on the otoro roll he was eating, Uryuu let the noodles fall from his chop sticks, Mizuiro and Chad remained in their cool demeanor.
Keigo pounded on his chest, coughing. "Wh-what?! What do you mean by that?!"
Ichigo sat there, unable to move at the closeness he and Yoruichi shared, and his disbelief and what she just said and what he knew was gonna come after.
She put a finger to her lips and said with a purr. "Why, me and Ichigo are lovers."
Keigo pointed back and forth between her and Ichigo. "Ah wah huh gawh…."
Meanwhile, Ichigo was wondering if it was alright to let it go on, or to tell them all that she was just playing around.
Mizuiro looked at both of them and smiled. "Well, its nice that Ichigo finally got someone for himself. He never really showed any interest in girls."
Keigo stopped his yammering and straightened up. "Yea, that is true. Maybe this is a front so we don't believe that Ichigo is…well… ya know…Like Uryuu here."
"I am not gay! I'm just looking for Ms. Right." Uryuu rebutted.
"Sure…. If that's what you say…"Keigo went back to the couple. "So to prove that you too really are an item, I demand to see you kiss!" He jumped up and pointed at the both of them as he said the last words.
"Wh-what?! No way!" Ichigo shouted.
Yoruichi looked up at him. "I don't see the problem Ichigo, its just a kiss."
Ichigo opened his mouth in protest but the next thing he knew Yoruichi's lips were against his, her tongue swirling around against his. Ichigo's heart soared as he instinctively put an arm around her middle, moving his tongue around hers. After a few moments the two broke apart. Yoruichi looked down, breathing the word "wow", Ichigo falling back, looking up, breathing the same word. I think that was the best first kiss ever.
Keigo fell to his knees. "Wow Ichigo. I asked for a kiss and we get a deep kiss. You…You lucky guy, you."
Uryuu cleared his throat. "I believe we are done here… The bell is about to ring, and quite frankly, I'd like to finish my food. Oh, a butterfly."
Everyone eat their meals in peace, Yoruichi stealing a bit from everybody's bento. When the bell rang, everybody got up and made their way to the door. "See you later Ichigo!" Yoruichi said, waving back to him.
Ichigo looked back at her, lost in thought. "Huh? Oh, yea. Later." He lazily waved to her, and kept walking back to the door. As he closed it, he took one look back and watched as she vanished, the only thought on his mind, What did that kiss really mean….What does she really think of me?
A/N-Ok pretty lame ending I know. Maybe pretty lame chapter too… But I did write this between 12:30 and 2 in the morning, while listening to Nickelback and Trapt with some Three Doors Down, and watching Shin Chan, Blood+ and Eureka 7 all at once. So…Excuse me. R & R pliz .