Disclaimer: Man, I love these things. They are fun. Ummm…. I don't own any of these characters. But if I did, I wouldn't be driving a 25 year old car. Not the good antique car either. The one that dies all the time, and stuff like that. Man, sooner or later, I need to come up with a character for this thing. Oh oh, but this just in, I DO OWN YOU READERS!!!!..... Well…not really. I think you own me. But anyway…. ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!!

CHAPTER 7(Now with more Kisuke Urahara)

Ichigo now sat in Urahara Shoten, at a kotetsu table next to Yoruichi, with Kisuke across from him and his father to his right. Nobody was speaking.

Ichigo sighed. "You bring me all the way across town, and have me sit in on a silent contest. I guess I lose. Lets talk. What do you mean, "Fate of the world?"

Kisuke pulled out his fan and started waving it randomly.

"That can wait Kurosaki-Kun. I just need to ask you one question before I get to that."

Ichigos patience was wearing thin. "What."

Urahara pointed at both Ichigo and Yoruichi, who were both sitting on the same side of the table.

"How'd this happen? Weren't even over three days and you already steal my woman? And I know you've already done it, everybody felt it. Another reason why Grand Fisher and his friends decided to come out and play. You gave the call that there was a feast."

Yoruichi cursed under her breath. "Shut it, and he didn't steal me. I went to him. You've got the possessive nature about you, and its annoying. And what weve done is none of your concern."

"It is my concern when your bringing Hollows into my neighbor. Its bad for business."

Ichigo looked back and forth between the two. "How do you know we…… we did something?"

Isshin butted in. "Because, I was sitting on the toilet and could feel your bed hitting up against the wall. Do you know how hard it was to read the articles in Playboy while my son is getting more action then Ive gotten since before your mother died."

Ichigo gave his father a hook to the jaw. "Why are you "reading" playboy on the toilet anyway….?"

Kisuke looked over to Ichigo. "I know because when two people with large amounts of Reiatsu comsumate, their inhibition goes to the wind and they release all that power. and since you guys are connected during that time, your power blends together. And sense both of you have distinct reiatsu, it wasn't that hard to figure out who was on top. But man was it short. Ichigo, she wasn't your first was-"

Kisuke was interrupted as Ichigo cut the table in two with his Zangetsu, his hat being split in two.

"Watch what you say, or I might take that tongue next."

Kisuke raised his hands in surrender.

Ichigo slung his sword across is back and leaned up against the wall, and Yoruich leaning against his leg.

"Now get to what you called me here for before I leave."

Isshin sat up, rubbing his jaw. "don't you wanna know why your old mans a Shinigami?"

Ichigo shook his head."No. I figured it out during my training with that guy. He said I borrowed my powers from Rukia, and that Byakuya overlooked my own. I figure this stuff has to be hereditary or something. And after I learned of the noble houses in the Seireitai, I figured you or mom had to be a Shinigami. And since mom didnt defend herself the way a Shinigami would have when she died, I logically figure out it had to be you."

Kisuke clapped. "Wow, your smarter than you look, Kurosaki-kun."

A vein popped in Ichigos forehead. "Get to the point, before I bring you to the point….of my sword."

"Alright alright. You know Aizen has moved into Hueco Mundo after he acquired the Hogyoku that I created. Well, we have intel that he has been there for awhile, creating arrancar, like Grand Fisher. But the Hogyoku is going to help him create them faster and stronger. What we saw tonight is nothing compare to what could come. He's also interested in you Kurosaki-kun. You, because in your fight with Byakuya Kuchiki, he sense something he seeks, the power of a Hollow. He wonders how you came about, and how you harness the power you do."

"If he wants that power so bad, why doesn't he use the Ho-thingy on himself?"

"Because, he needs some one with the twice the power of a captain in order to do so. He cant use it on him. The power would rebound and destroy the Hogyoku. He doesn't want that. So he wants you so he can learn how you got the power of a hollow and use it for himself. But if that happened, there would be no stopping him."

"So what would you have me do, fight him?"

Isshin shook his head. "No son. From what I heard, he handed you your ass in a bread basket when you tired to go up against him on Sokyoku Hill."

"Then what?"

A voice came from behind the door. "He wants you take me up on my offer, Ichigo."

Kisuke looked back, a grin on his face. "Oh, Shinji, good of you to join us." He got up to open the sliding door, and was met with a drop kick to the face. Covering his bloodied nose, he greeted the two figures in front of him. "Oh, you brought the force with you. Hello, Hiyori, long time no see."

The pigtailed girl walked right passed him and leaned on the wall opposite Ichigo.

Shinji looked behind Kisuke at Isshin, and then back at Kisuke. "Holy shit, how'd you get Kenpachi to get to a meeting?!"

Ichigo glanced up. "Kenpachi?"

Isshin stood up, puffing his chest out with pride. "Yes, my boy. I am the former 10th Kenpaichi. And you know what that means!"

Ichigo chuckled. "That I can kick your ass any day as I've already defeated the current Kenpachi?"

The whole room, sans Hiyori, chuckled. Isshin slumped into a corner.

Kisuke turned around. "But like I was saying, Ichigo, what I want you to do is train. And hard. With Shinji and Hiyori and the rest of their group. You need to harness that Hollow power of yours if you want to stand a chance against Aizen."

Shinji waved at Ichigo. "Yes, Ichigo, come to the dark side. We have cookies and cake and chocolate milk."

Hiyori piped up. "The cakes a lie."

Chapter 7:END

A/N: Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, theres the end chapter 7. I know you guys expected more, but there will be more. My earlier draft of this was getting me nowhere. And after a couple of cases of Bawls, I made this one. But fear not, I still have more Bawls.

PS:So much has happened since the last chapter, Pain blew up Konoha, Kakishi died, Hinata didn't. Naruto skipped five and went straight to six. Gears of War 2 made me into a very pissed off person due to lag switchers and the chainsaw fags, my cat had five kittens, I started working at a strip club, and Bleach's plot has gotten nowhere. But on the bright side. ICHIGOS FINALLY GOTTEN HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM ROYALLY!!!!! But we all know that IchiHime fans are hoping for the best. Im hoping Yoruichi comes outta nowhere and heals Ichigo with some smex. OH ….Penis.