Cast List
Elphaba: Aayla Secura
Glinda/Galinda: Padmé Amidala
Madame Morrible: Shaak Ti
Fiyero: Quinlan Vos
Dr. Dillamond: Obi-Wan Kenobi
The Wizard: Mace Windu
Nessarose: Stass Allie
Boq: Anakin Skywalker
Monkeys, Students, Denizens of the Emerald City, Palace Guards, and Other Citizens of Oz: Everyone who wasn't put in a major role.
Disclaimer: I do not own Wicked, Starwars, or Avenue Q. I am not associated with them in any way shape or form except for being a huge fan. Anything mentioned in here I do not own except myself, also my brother owns himself. I would also like to thank Bubblewrap-queen for the inspiration for this story.
Timeline: Somewhere between Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith.
A/N: I do have the characters do little side comments here and there and if I don't clearly put something like Obi-Wan or Random person the usually they are in ITALICS next to the lyrics of the song. Also I recommend you listen to most of the songs as you read them.
Spoiler Alert: If you are planning on seeing Wicked or wish to keep that a secret please DON'T READ any further.
Act One, Scene One: In which the opening song is sung. Anakin's great idea get foiled and there are a few interruptions and people start saying little side comments.
No One Mourns the Wicked
Citizens of Oz:
Good news! She's dead!
The Witch of the West is dead!
The wickedest witch there ever was
The enemy of all of us here in Oz
Is dead!
Good news!
Good news!
Someone in the crowd:
(spoken) Look! It's Glinda! Well actually it's Padmé.
Padmé as Glinda:
It's good to see me, isn't it? (Ozians Agree) No need to respond that was rhetorical.
(spoken) Fellow Ozians:
(sung) Let us be glad
Let us be grateful
Let us rejoicify that goodness could subdue Rejoicify isn't even a word.
The wicked workings of you-know-who Are we talking about the Sith.
Isn't it nice to know
That good will conquer evil?
The truth we all believe'll by and by
Outlive a lie
For you and -
Ozian:
Glinda! Exactly how dead is she? Who are we referring to here???
Jarik: The Wicked Witch of the West Elphaba. Now continue on with it.
Padmé as Glinda:
Well, there has been much rumor and speculation... innuendo, outuendo... but let me set the record straight. According to the Time Dragon Clock, the melting occurred at the 13th hour; a direct result of a bucket of water thrown by a female child. Yes, the Wicked Witch of the West is dead!
Someone in the crowd:
No one mourns the Wicked
Another person:
No one cries "They won't return!"
Ozians:
No one lays a lily on their grave!
Ozian Man:
The good man scorns the Wicked!
Ozian Women:
Through their lives our children learn!
Ozians:
What we miss when we misbehave!
Padmé as Glinda:
And goodness knows
The Wickeds' lives are lonely
Goodness knows
The Wicked die alone
It just shows when you're Wicked
You're left only
On your own
Ozians:
Yes, goodness knows
The Wickeds' lives are lonely
Goodness knows
The Wicked cry alone
Nothing grows for the Wicked
They reap only
What they've sewn
Random person who didn't get a main role: We refer to the wicked a lot.
Jarik: No duh, now no more interruptions.
Ozian:
Glinda, why does wickedness happen? What type of idiotic question is that.
Padmé as Glinda:
That's a good question; one that many people find confusifying. Are people born wicked, or do they have wickedness thrust upon them? After all, she had a childhood,; She had a father, who just happened to be the governor of munchlinkland. She makes up words like no tomorrow, confusifying. What type of word is that.
Father:
How I hate to go and leave you lonely Even though I know our daughter will be green.
Mother:
That's alright - it's only just one night Though I've slept with a bunch of other men.
Father:
But know that you're here, in my heart while I'm out of your sight!
Padmé as Glinda:
(spoken) And like every family - they had their secrets
Lover:
Have another drink, my dark-eyed beauty
I've got one more night left, here in town
So have another drink of green elixir
And we'll have ourselves a little mixer
Have another swallow, little lady,
And follow me down.
Mace: So I'm that random lover they talk about which means..
Jarik: If you value your life you'll not finish that sentence.
Padmé as Glinda:
(spoken) And of course, from the moment she was born,
she was - well - different
Midwife:
AHHH!! It's coming! What's coming.
Father:
Now?
Midwife:
The baby's coming!
Father:
And how?
Midwife and Father
I see a nose
I see a curl
It's a healthy, perfect,
Lovely, little -
Father:
(spoken) Sweet Oz!
Mother:
(spoken) What is it? : what's wrong?
Midwife:
How can it be?
Father:
What does it mean?
Midwife:
It's atrocious!
Father:
It's obscene!
Both:
Like a froggy, ferny cabbage,
the baby is unnaturally
All:
Green!!!
Father:
(spoken) Take it away... Take it away!!!!
Padmé as Glinda:
(spoken) So you see, it couldn't have been easy!
Munchkins and Padmé as Glinda:
No one mourns the Wicked!
Now at last, she's dead and gone!
Now at last there's joy throughout the land!
And goodness knows (Goodness knows)
We know what goodness is (OOOOHHHH)
Goodness knows, the Wicked die alone (She died alone)
Woe to those (Woe to those)
Who spurn what goodness is they are shown!
No one mourns the Wicked (Good news)
No one mourns the Wicked (Good news)
No one mourns... the Wicked...
Wicked...
Wicked!!!!!
Jarik: Good job guys. That's the opening song and means we only have eighteen more songs to sing. Though technically it's nineteen but they remove a song from the soundtrack which is hard to find the lyrics for so if I do find the lyrics by then we will add that in also.
Quinlan: Eighteen more songs, but I don't sing until the sixth song!
Jarik: Yes, but when you do sing it's in an amazing solo in which you create a giant party and break all the rules. Also has anyone seen the sniveling baby Anakin.
Anakin walks in with a grin on his face.
Anakin: I think you're going to have to give me a better part.
Jarik: Not Convinced Really do you now. What is your great plan?
Anakin: I talked to Chancellor Palpatine and he said you had to give me a better part or he'd take away the funding for the musical.
Jarik: Just a second I have to have a word with said Chancellor. Walks out of room where sounds are muffled. Everyone hears what sounds like a string of curses and other things. After about four minutes he walks back in closing a cell phone I just talked with him and he saw my view and said you have to play Boq to learn how to be humble or something like that.
Anakin: But.....But....But he and you and now and what did you say to him?
Jarik: Yes your butt on stage NOW you're in the next song. As for what I said to him that's going to be my little secret.
OOC: So yes that is basically the first song. I will try to have the next one up in a few days. Please review.