I realized I didn't say who voted for who in the last challenge day. I've noticed some writers do that in these types of stories, and it's actually a good idea, I think. It gets the writer to think about which contestant voted for who and who gets the most votes, so you don't end up with unexplainable vote-offs like you sometimes get in the series. So, I'm going to start doing that, starting right now with the last chapter's votes:
Beth - Heather
Bridgette - Duncan
Courtney - Beth
Duncan - Beth
Ezekiel - Heather
Geoff - Heather
Heather - Beth
Izzy - Heather
Justin - Beth
Leshawna - Justin
Tyler - Beth
Beth - 5 votes
Heather - 4 votes
Duncan - 1 vote
Justin - 1 vote
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Last time on Total Drama Pothead:
Twenty-two stoners jumped off a cliff into a pool filled with sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads--or so they thought. Really, it was just cardboard.
The Joints had their first Ganja-Go-Bye-Bye Ceremony, where Beth Hampton and Heather Oshiro were on the chopping block because they left the group, thus losing the challenge for their team. In the end, it turned out to be a Beth-Go-Bye-Bye Ceremony. No one seemed to care.
Will the Joints have a comeback? Or will the Ganja continue to smoke the Mary Jane of victory? Find out tonight on Total! Drama! Pothead!
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For generic title screen, see chapter one. Thank you. ...He-ha-ha, wasn't that so, like, professional sounding, dudes?
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Noah woke up the next morning feeling kinda... weird. It felt like his covers were hugging him tight. He opened his eyes. "...What the hell?" There were two balloons in front of his face. Curious, something in his still tired mind told him, "Fuck it. I'm gonna pop it." So he decided to give it a squeeze...
"Hey!"
"AAAAHH!!" He looked up, and paled. "L-L-Lindsay?!"
"Sorry, I had a nightmare, and..."
Lindsay stopped as Noah looked back down at the "balloons." "Oh, crap! Sorry, Lindsay! I-I-I didn't mean to..."
"No, don't be sorry, Noel. I should've asked you. That's my fault." She rolled off the bed--literally--and got back on her feet. "I won't do it again. I promise."
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Lindsay -- "Noel is such a nice guy, but I think he's a little... uh... in denial, you know?"
Noah -- "I am not gay."
Lindsay -- "I mean, he says it's not true, but sometimes I think he really is."
Noah -- "I am not gay."
Lindsay -- "What do you think? Do you think he likes me?"
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"Stoners!" Chris greeted as the twenty-one remaining contestants stood before him in the hallway. "Welcome to your second challenge. Screaming Ganja, take a look at the new Killer Joints. They are missing one Beth Hampton. This fate could be one of yours' tonight. I highly doubt it, though."
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Courtney -- (sarcastically) "Thanks, Chris... Thanks for believing in our team..."
Cody -- "I am having so much fun here! Check it--look at all the hotties here!" (chuckles) "I've got my eye on one in particular." (singing) "Starts with a 'Gwe' and ends with an N. S-E-X, T-O-N." (does air guitar)
Tyler -- "I'm a little nervous about that smart guy being roommates with my Linds--I mean, with Lindsay." (nervously chuckles) "Leshawna told me not to worry about it, but... I do. I mean, I may be able to beat him up, but I don't think I can outstmart him, you know?"
Cody -- (still doing air guitar)
Owen -- "..." (farts)
Duncan -- (disgusted) "Dammit, Owen!"
Heather -- (horrified) "EW!! What's that smell?!"
Chef -- (sprays inside of coat closet with scented disinfectant)
Ezekiel -- "...Mmm, this rooms smells nice, eh."
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"Now, Joints, remember during your first challenge when you lost?" Chris asked. "...'Cause honestly it's a little hazy for me."
"Fuck off, Chris," Heather sneered.
"No thanks. Not in front of the guys." He cleared his throat. "Anyway, I'm pretty sure a part of it had to do with the munchies, so because of this... we're going to have a munchies-based challenge. Now, I know you guys haven't had breakfast yet..."
Owen let out a fart, disgusting everyone.
"Um, Big-O, can you please stop doing that? It's not that funny," DJ told him. "No offence, but I had a hard time getting to sleep last night... or breathing, for that matter."
"What are you? High?" Chris asked, laughing at his own joke. "Farts are super funny!"
"Please," Courtney rolled her eyes, "no one over eight years of age really likes fart jokes."
"I'm over eight years of age," Chris pointed out.
"...Well... still..."
"Maxwell Atoms," Izzy pointed out. "He likes farts."
"Well... Wait, who now?"
"Seth MacFarlane," Izzy added to the list.
"Oh, well that's different," Courtney debated. "They're Americans. They find everything funny."
"Yeah," Harold agreed. "I mean, honestly, I'm not the biggest fan of the crude humour found in Family Guy. Now, Swiss Family Guy Robinson, on the other hand--"
"Okay, okay! No farts!" Chris scolded Owen, who looked upset about this. Feeling bad, a rare moment for the host, Chris decided to cheer the fat ass up. "Unless it's in Courtney's face."
Many of the druggies laughed as Courtney gave Chris a horrified look. "What?! NO! That's not funny!"
"Sounds pretty funny to me," Duncan said, still laughing.
"...What about in Cody's face? That's funnier," Courtney pointed out.
"Hey!" The other team leader wasn't laughing anymore.
"Nah, that's not as funny," Chris disagreed. "Owen farting in your face is waaaaaaaay funnier."
"No way in HELL is that funny!!" Courtney shouted, but Chris put a hand up, basically telling her to talk to the hand.
"Owen, fart in Courtney's face," the host demanded, and Owen obeyed. Courtney, freaking out, ran to the coat closet confessional, while the others laughed at her misfortune.
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Courtney -- (with "stink fumes" comes from her; starts screaming bloody murder) "FART JOKES ARE SOOOOOO NOT FUNNY!!"
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As Courtney shrieked her head off in the confessional, Chris let the others in on the challenge, not caring that the striving politician wasn't there to hear it. "Alright, I know you guys didn't have breakfast yet, and there's a reason. The object of this challenge is: whoever can last the longest without succumbing to the munchies wins it for their team. You guys will all be in my room, the site for the Ganja-Go-Bye-Bye Ceremony, and whoever leaves the room to eat food will be disqualified. You can leave the room if you need to go to the bathroom, but you need Chef to escort you. If you leave or run off without him, it will be assumed you're getting something to munch. Now, to make things harder," he was given another platter of joints by Chef, "you are all required to smoke one of these babies. You will be disqualified if you refuse one, but then again why would you anyway?"
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Tyler -- "Love him or hate him, the dude knows us."
Harold -- "Seriously, why did Twentieth Century FOX have to get rid of Swiss Family Guy Robinson? They were the ones that cancelled Family Guy in the first place--they obviously don't care too much about the show unless it gets them money." (Sighs) "Why do networks have to suck so much and get rid of all the good stuff worth watching because their demographic is full of idiots?"
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"We are now eleven minutes into the competition with all twenty-one stoners still holding in there," Chris said near the start of the competition. "I'm impressed."
As if on cue, Owen's stomach rumbled. "I'm hungry," he said to himself, and walked out of the room to get something to eat, much to his team's dismay.
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Owen -- "Whaaaaaat? I was hungry!"
Eva -- "For Owen's sake, we better win this..."
Cody -- (still doing air guitar; pauses to take a few deep breathes, obviously exhausted)
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"Yes!" Courtney said excitedly. "They're down by one! Ha, ha!"
"So... we're tied," Duncan grumbled, ruining Courtney's good mood.
"Oh, shut up."
More stomachs began to rumble, and Courtney and Duncan glared at each other.
"You better not get up."
"You better not get up either!"
"Well, if you guys aren't getting up..." Tyler stood up and stretched before walking out of the room, much to Courtney and Duncan's surprise. Geoff, Ezekiel, Leshawna, and Izzy soon followed suit.
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Tyler -- "...What? They said they had it covered. That's not my fault."
Leshawna -- "It was nice of Duncan and Courtney to volunteer on sitting out on breakfast for us."
Izzy -- "Hey, everyone else was leaving. And I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! WHOLE!!"
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The numbers of the Killer Joints leaving the room continued to add up until just Courtney, Duncan, Heather, and Bridgette remained.
"And I don't suppose you two aren't leaving," Courtney mumbled sarcastically.
"Does it look like I eat?" Heather joked, but everyone believed her.
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Heather -- "That was a joke, people!"
Harold -- "Seriously! Swiss Family Guy Robinson was funnier than all these recent Family Guy episodes. I mean, COME ON!! I mean, recently all they have been doing is shoving Seth MacFarlane's biased opinion down our throats! I mean, seriously! Giant ego much? GOSH!! ...How did you like my kickass Mad Ranting Skillz (TM)? Yeah, I know I'm awesome."
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Trent's stomach rumbled. "Well, it looks like we're going to win. Do you think I can excuse myself?"
"I don't think that's wise," Cody told him. "We should capitalize on this. We can last; I know we can last!"
"I like this guy," Trent said, smiling. "Very optimistic. You're a good leader, man."
"Thanks!"
Little did Cody know, Courtney was narrowing her eyes at him.
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Courtney -- "I'm TWICE--no, THRICE the leader that little shit is! And I'll prove it, too! That first win was just a setback, but our team will prevail!"
Chris -- "...Nah, they're fucked."
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"With the Joints down to four and the Ganja still having ten people holding in there," Chris pointed out, "I think it's safe to say there's already a winner here."
"Hey!" Courtney whined.
"Relax, I'm not going to end the challenge yet," Chris chuckled. "But you have to admit... you're fucked."
"Am not!"
"Are too."
"Am not!"
"Are too."
"Am--"
"Shut up!" Duncan shouted.
"Make me!"
"Make me make you!"
"Make me make you make me!"
"Make me make you make me make you!"
"Make--!"
"AUGH!!" Heather scowled. "I can't take this anymore!" She got up and walked out of the room, agonized mentally by Duncan and Courtney's fight.
Bridgette stood up, too. "Sorry, guys, but... I'm kinda sick of all this shouting, too."
"No!" Courtney tried to reason, but Bridgette was already out the door.
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Courtney -- "Are... you... KIDDING?!" (growls) "This is all Tyler's fault! If he hadn't left first, no one else would've left with him!"
Duncan -- "For some reason, Courtney blames Tyler for leaving the group first, when it was clearly her fault for scaring everyone away. Personally, I think she was looking for a scapegoat in case we lost."
Harold -- "And what's with Maxwell Atoms, anyway? Dude scares me, man. I mean, don't get me wrong--he's a genius, but... he's also kinda scary."
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"So, who's going to win?" Chris asked to the camera. "Will it be the Screaming Ganja? Or the screaming Courtney?"
"HEY!"
"Find out after the break! Don't touch that dial: Total Drama Isl--WHOA!!" Chris stopped himself, chuckling. "Du-hu-huuuude... Where did that come from? My bad." He cleared his throat. "Don't touch that dial: Total Drama Pothead will be right back!"
Duncan scratched his head. "...Did anyone else notice he didn't mention my name?"
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Yep. Another parody challenge. But that doesn't mean they all will be.