Chapter Two: Breakfast of the Champions.
The alarm clock just wouldn't shut up. Obviously someone had forgotten to turn it off before falling asleep before a brightly lit television screen. "UGH!! JUST DIE IDIOTIC ALARM CLOCK!!!" Screamed Charli, bashing the poor defenseless clock against the kitchen counter top.
Laughter burst out from the bathroom, and Krystal put her head around the door frame, toothbrush in her hand. "Charli, just leave the poor thing alone, it was just doing its job."
"Yeah, well, it's fired." Charli grumped, chucking the clock in the general direction of the couch. She sat down and poured herself a bowl of Peanut-Butter-Things.
Five minutes later, Krystal walked out, pulling her hair into a ponytail. She took one look at the box next to Charli's bowl and sighed. "Charli, eating that crap is going to do nothing for you. It's completely unhealthy!" She made as if to take the bowl away from Charli, but Charli smacked her hand with the spoon.
"Nuh-uh! You stay away from my sugary delight! After seventeen years of living with my mother and her disgusting health food, I deserve a break!" She then proceeded to make a little fence around the bowl with forks and knives from the table.
Shaking her head and chuckling, Krystal reached into the food cupboard and pulled out her box of Granola Crunch. She poured herself a bowl and sat across from the other girl. Charli glared at the box of Granola with an intense hate never seen before in a human for a cardboard box. "You….traitor……" She hissed through gritted teeth, "How dare you bring such a demonic thing into this place!"
"It's just a box of cereal!" Krystal said, holding up her hands in defense.
"IT'S EVIL!!!!!!" Charli screamed, and she jumped at the box, butter knife in hand.
"NOO!!!" Krystal sprung up, grabbed the box, and started running as fast as her legs could take her.
"I WILL HAVE THAT BOX!!" Yelled Charli and she chased after the fleeing girl. Round and round the apartment (which was really more of a penthouse) they ran, and because Charli was in better shape than Krystal (she taught kick boxing, gotta be in shape for kick boxing) she soon overtook her roommate. "WA HA HA!!!" She laughed, and lightning flashed behind her, "Now that I have you, I shall take away your evil box of healthy evilness, and force you to eat PEANUT-BUTTER-THINGS!!!"
"NOOOOOO!!!" Cried Krystal, falling to her knees, "Anything but that! I BEG OF YOU!!"
"Will you do my laundry for a month?" Asked Charli.
"Umm…..Sure?" Krystal was just a little confused.
"SCORE!" Charli shouted, throwing her arms up in the air and doing a small victory dance. She then turned and walked back to the table.
"I swear Charli; living with you is the weirdest thing EVER." Krystal sighed, sitting down to finish her cereal.
"Oh shut up, you know you love it."