AN:Hi! it's me again with my latest adopted fic isn't it great :) Please take the time to review even if it is a 'you suck' but nice review are better than 'you sucks'. LOL

p.s. Jess and Lauren aren't mean Jess and Lauren, they're just your normal average humans living in England!

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight-it's plot or it's character so bare in mind that any copyright infringement is not intended!!

Chapter 2-This is so very wrong, do I have a fever?

Jessie pov

"Lauren," I said quietly.

"Yes Jessie." Lauren asked quietly and patiently.

"If there's a red button can I press it?!" I asked excitedly wondering at all the possibility's.

"It depends," She answered. I furrowed my brow.

"Depends on what." I said looking at her with a gaze full of curiosity.

"It depends if I get there first!" She said as she started running down the stairs. Ha cheat.

I ran in front of her and paused when I got to the lab door. "Lauren are you sure this is perfectly safe?"

Lauren laughed and rolled her eyes. "Of course Jess, it's not as if my dad keeps well trained giant venomous guard spiders in there!"

"Hmm that would be Ron Weasley's biggest nightmare." I said in a thoughtful tone. I shrugged " lets go then slow poke." I said as I threw open the door and skipped into the room. I paused as I got through the door and was at the top of the stairs looked at Lauren then bounced down the stairs. I was at the bottom before Lauren was even on the top step.

"Hurry up slow poke. Run Lauren, run!" I cheered. Lauren looked at me and laughed.

"Whatever loser," was her not so witty comeback.

I pretended to wipe away a tear. "Oh My Gosh bolly wop (lolly pop) you soooo mean I gonna go tell Mommy."

Lauren shrugged. "Fine you go tell Mommy, I'll look at all the cool stuff down here."

She then ran down the steps into the well lit lab. The room was completely white, it had a few machines with blinking lights in it and a giant hole in the wall. Extremely complicated machinery was scattered across the room, but only one drew my eye. A huge machine in the corner with a little red button. I glanced at Lauren, she seemed to be staring at it too. We walked slowly towards it as if in a trance and stopped just in front of it.

"Lauren what is that?" I asked enthusiastically. Lauren didn't respond she was still staring at the machine. "Boo!" I screamed in her ear, she jumped so high it was hilarious. When she finally recovered from her fright I repeated my question.

"I don't really know," She answered glancing at it briefly.

"Should we find out?" I asked.

"Hm,"she responded. "It could be a very irresponsible thing to do and could create well trained giant venomous guard spiders , or it could just poop out rabbits. Either way, it's bound to be interesting." Lauren said as she accidentally leaned on the button. "Hmm to push or not to push that is the question.."

"Uh Lauren, I think the answer might be to push, cause you just leaned on the little red button." I said in a sing song voice.

"Oh shit," muttered Lauren.

"No, it's absolutely fabulous. I've always wanted a well trained giant venomous guard spider." I said in a falsely cheery voice when all I was thinking in my head is, oh my gosh we're gonna be in sooo much trouble. I'll never be allowed around again.

I suddenly felt a strange pulling towards the hole in the wall. I'm not sure what it felt like to be sucked into a black hole but if I did I guess it would feel kinda like this. It felt like every cell in my body was being pulled in different directions and a huge blackness was surrounding me. I heard a weird popping noise and suddenly Lauren and I were standing in the middle of a park.

"Uh where are we?" Lauren asked while putting her hand to her head like she does when she has a headache. I quickly glanced around and got the answer she was looking for.

"Hmm, I'd say a park."

"Nah you don't say," She snapped.

"A park in the Twilight Universe."

"What, how do you know?"

"Well the fact that Jacob is over there looking for someone to imprint on is as dead a giveaway as a welcome sign."

"Oh My Gosh, this is so cool." She replied.

"I kno-" I trailed off, I had just seen the devil reincarnate. "O M E is that Jade King?" I asked.

Laurens eyes followed mine and she looked at what I was looking at. "Flipping hell, it is how the hell did this happen." Lauren practically screamed while looking upon the scene that was unfolding before our very eyes.

"Well, I'll be damned he's imprinting on the tramp. Lord help us this is wrong, so very wrong. Do I have a fever?" I said theatrically putting my hand on my forehead.

"Shit, he's taking her in the car. Oh and now they're driving off in the Vanquish!" She muttered.

I snapped I couldn't take it anymore. "Great so now we're stranded in a strange county, never mind a strange Universe. WITH NO PLACE TO GO! Don't we have all the luck.

Hey, second chapters up so please, please PLEASE review.