Part 2
The WIZards won the toss so they have possession of the ball. Pippin takes the ball and smiles at his team stupidly.
Pippin: Yay, look Merry the ball is mine!
Merry: So kick it Pip!
Pippin: Kick it? Why?
Gandalf: (shakes his head) Son of a Took
Frodo: That phrase is getting a bit overused, Gandalf.
Harry Potter: Just KICK it.
Pippin: Why?
Gimli: Cause that's what the whole game's about, lad!
Pippin: Oh…….why?
Harry growls in exasperation and dashes for the ball to get Pippin's attention. When Pippin sees the wizard zooming toward him at thirty miles per hour, he kicks the ball frantically away, straight at Kirk.
Kirk: Aha!
The captain knocks the Hobbit aside as he rockets toward the enemy goal.
Harry comes in to counter the maneuver but Spock bars his way leaving enough time for McCoy to cover the captain as they come in range of the goal.
Neo: Yes yes yes!
Draco: Don't let the Sci Fi nerds get the first point! Somebody beat em up!
But right as Kirk is about to kick the ball past an unsuspecting Ron the Goalkeeper, Severus Snape steals it from right under his nose and passes it to Boromir who does a fancy 360 turn before charging in the opposite direction.
Boromir: HAHAHA! Somebody catch meeee!
The Son of Denethor is a bit too excited because he slams into Worf the Klingon who beats him to the ball a fraction of a second early, kicking it forcefully toward the other end of the field where Han Solo and Hagrid leap for it at the exact same time.
Hagrid does a body slam and Han gets caught right underneath him!
( Crowd gasps in horror!)
Han: YOWAAAA!
Jack Sparrow: K.O on the TrekkWars side!
Neo: No fair!
Hagrid scrambles to his feet, a second too late, for right when he had regained balance, Data streaks toward the ball and takes it right from Hagrid's grasp.
Hagrid: Dammit, that wuz mine!
Data moves toward the opposite goal, the crowd goes wild but it wasn't long before Legolas the Elf came to intercept him.
Draco: Man, that Elf's fast!
Neo: Yeah, but the android's faster!
Draco: Who says?!
Data spins in midrun, shielding the ball, Legolas stops and lunges for it, but Data passes it to Spock who heads toward the enemy goal once again. In no time, Aragorn is on him.
Aragorn: You aren't taken that thing anywhere!
Legolas: You block, I take!
Aragorn: Got it!
Kirk: Data, don't let that blonde Vulcan beat em to it!
Spock: (raises eyebrow at the phrase "blonde Vulcan")
Data runs to cover Legolas, but the Elf was nimble. He could dodge and change direction in seconds and Data could just barely keep up.
Leia: Go TrekkWars Go! Go Trekkwars Go! Whoohooooo!
Beverly Crusher: (bored) Go Trekkwars…. like I care.
Han Solo regains balance and shoots towards Aragorn right as the Ranger was about to kick the ball from Spock. The " Lost King" didn't have a fast reaction time and was bowled right over.
Ron Weasley: Penalty! Red Card! Give him a RED CARD!!!
Jar Jar: Meesa forgot to bring Red Cards!
Ron Weasley: What type of $% referee are you?
Spock is only 25 feet from the goal when Frodo does a penguin slide across the ground and meets the ball inches ahead of the Vulcan, head butting it over everyone's heads- and right into Data's kick range.
Neo: Yes!
Draco: No!
Jack Sparrow: Uh…that's not good?
Data veers off with the ball right as Spock and Legolas trip over Frodo!
Data continues with the ball. Ron tenses, ready to evade the it but Data had calculated 7 possible points of assault in a fraction of a second and chose the spot right above Ron's head. The ball whizzed into the net before Ron could even comprehend what had happened.
Neo: And the first point is scored by Data on the TrekkWars side!
Draco: BOOOO!
The ball is reset, the teams get ready for the second round. Jar Jar blows the whistle and Spock charges the ball!
The Vulcan boots it hard and the ball flies through the air at 50 miles per hour, streaking toward Legolas. The Elf freaks out and hit's the turf to avoid it. Gimli who was standing right behind Legolas was smashed full in the face!
The crowd groans as Gimli keels over.
Kirk: I think you hit that a bit hard, Spock.
Spock: It was aimed for the Elf, not the Dwarf, Jim.
Kirk: You actually want revenge?
Legolas jumps to his feet and has the ball in an instant. He pelts toward the TrekkWar's goal.
Data intercepts from the Elf's right but Legolas was ready for him. He twisted away, always several steps ahead of the android.
Girls in the crowd were screaming " Go Leggiiiiiiiieee!!!" like crazy and the sound made Spock's ears ache. He took his place behind Data, but the Elf was hard to overtake. Mid-fielder Captain Picard was suddenly in the pursuit. He leapt for the ball, from Legolas's right, catching the Elf by surprise. Legolas stopped dead in his tracks and notched an arrow to his bow, right as Picard snatched the ball.
Neo: What's Legolas doing?
Draco: Crap, he's going to shoot Captain Picard!
Jack Sparrow: And what's wrong with that?
Right as Legolas let loose the arrow, McCoy shot his phaser on stun.
Legolas is hit full in the face by the phaser and drops unconscious right on the spot as Picard hit's the turf to avoid the arrow.
The crowd freaks out.
Girls in the stands waving Legolas posters faint at the sight of the cutest sexiest character on their team go down!
Neo: You rock Bones McCoy! Show that blonde Vulcan who's boss!
Draco: I hate you, Neo.
Neo: Common knowledge!
Picard has the ball! He pelts toward the goal but Samwise Gamgee and Gandalf the White are on his tail.
Gandalf: Oleeo Sackapuntas!
Neo: What the F?
Draco: I think Gandalf just cursed him.
White light shoots from Gandalf's staff and hits Picard in the back. The captain trips and loses the ball.
Neo: What?!
Draco: You always sound so clueless about EVERYTHING!
Jack Sparrow: What?!
Sam does a slide tackle and kicks the ball to Frodo who shoots it toward Merry who passes it to Pippin who stands there looking dumb and lost.
Merry: Kick it Pip!
Pippin: Why?
But that moments delay was enough to turn the tide of battle. Worf rams into the Hobbit and has the ball in an instant.
Frodo: NO FAIR!
Worf heads toward the goal.
Aragorn: What's an Orc doing in this game?
Boromir: Die ORCS!
Aragorn and Boromir run toward Worf from both sides, brandishing swords and yelling like madmen!
Worf jumps ahead a moment before they could evade him and the two guys slam into each other VERY painfully.
Neo: You guys are getting creamed!
Draco: Just you wait, Neo, just you wait.
Neo didn't need to wait, Worf sends the ball into the goal and Ron realizes that he was supposed to stop him about half a minute late.
Ron: Oh blimey, he's good.
Dumbledore: Don't compliment the enemy, TRAITOR!
Neo: And the second point scored by Worf goes to the Trekkwars!
Draco: (buries his face in his hands and sobs)
Jack Sparrow: (has know idea what just happened but sobs just to look like he's interested)
Neo goes crazy and waves a Trekkwars flag to brag to the other commentators about how awesome Sci Fi is.
With only three minutes left in the first half of the game, Jar Jar sets the ball rather awkwardly and blows the whistle!
Luke Skywalker screams like a maniac and rushes toward the ball.
He punts the ball a little over exxageratingly and it rolls about 2 feet from its starting point.
There's a long pause where everyone expects something amazing to happen.
Draco: Some kind of kicker.
Neo: (shoots him the evil eye again)
Nothing happens.
So Spock and Data bolt for it at the same time but Han has the head start. He boots the ball to Chewbacca who is on offense and passes it to C3PO.
C3PO: I can't kick it, I just can't.
R2D2: Beep Beep Bop Beepboop Bop Deep!
C3PO: Alright alright, don't rush me!
C3PO inches toward the ball and does a wimpy punt which at least went one inch farther and Luke's.
Neo: Someone go take it, take it, take it, NO!
Dumbledore shoots the ball past 3PO. None of his team could keep up, now the headmaster was at the mercy of the TrekkWarries!
Draco: For the first time, I actually want my headmaster to make it through alive.
Neo: Just so you know, he probably won't.
Jack Sparrow: Wait, the guest speaker should be on now right? There he is!
Indiana Jones leaps into the commentary booth and bonks his head hard on the way in.
Indiana Jones: YOW!
Neo: Sheesh.
Jack Sparrow: My HERO!!!
Indiana Jones: Uh…. (looks extremely disturbed).
Jack Sparrow: Ahem- nevermind.
Draco: I thought you were being chased by Nazis somewhere in Egypt!
Indiana: I told them to resume my movie after I got back.
Draco: Oh…..wow.
Indiana: I know, I'm totally cool and awesome! So who's winning?
Draco: Neo's team.
Neo: TREKKWARRRRRRRRRSSSSS!
Indiana Jones: That doesn't sound good.
Dumbledore zooms toward the goal but Goalkeeper Obi Wan Kenobi is ready for him.
Obi Wan: Drop the ball Albus!
Dumbledore: NEVERRRR!!!
Obi Wan waves his hand once over Dumbledore's face and the headmaster forgets to kick.
Dumbledore: O.K, I'll drop the ball.
Obi Wan grins evilly.
Boromir: Hey, that's cheating! Jar Jar, give him a red card!
Jar Jar: Meesa has NO red cards!
Boromir: $!*^(&)!
Data has possession of the ball (again)! No one can keep up with him as he speeds toward Ron's goal.
But his arch-nemesis (Legolas) is not about to let him get away.
Legolas: That's MIIIIIINNNNEE!
( To be Continued in Chapter 3!!!)