Thanks for reading Chapters One and Two, here is Chapter Three peoplez! Don't forget to R & R. If you R & R my work, I'll check out yours!
( Continued from Chap. 2)
The fantasy crowd cheers as Legolas lunges and whacks the android across the back of the head. Data is caught by surprise but returns the attack with a solid punch to the elf's nose.
More girls in the stands scream and faint.
Neo: K.O!
Draco: You've got to be kidding me.
Indiana Jones: Impressive. Wait, is that guy all-titanium?
Jack Sparrow: Unfortunately, yes.
Indiana Jones: Cool….Go TrekkWars!
Legolas is knocked senseless again and Data continues with the ball, but Severus Snape has his wand ready.
Snape: Sectumsempra!
A beam of brilliant red light shoots from his wand and hits Data square in the back.
The android stumbles, glances behind him as if nothing happened, and runs faster.
Snape: WHAT?!?!
Frodo: He's made of metal you idiot!
Snape: What-how-who-what-why-when-?!?
Saruman and Gandalf zoom toward the ball.
Saruman: I've got it, I've got it!
Gandalf: It's mine you idiot, mine alone!
Saruman snarls and says a bunch of nasty dark Elvish words.
Saruman: Akamoocha Sackoocha!
The ball shoots into the air as if being controlled by an invisible being and flies right over Data's head.
Data:….???
Saruman: HA! Screw you!
Gandalf: Calloka Hamanuka Sacapuntao!
The ball flies and plops at Gandalf's feet. He grins at Saruman triumphantly and boots it to Aragorn who passes it to Boromir who's on his way to the goal.
Neo: H-he used magic!
Draco: That's what science fiction lacks, magic.
Neo: Hey!
Boromir was fast but not as fast as Aragorn or Legolas.
Kirk: Get him Spock!
Spock charges to meet Boromir.
Boromir: Help!
Neo: Dude, and he's supposed to be some kind of noble prince.
Aragorn sprints in and is ahead of Spock in a minute.
Aragorn: Time for you to feel the edge of my sword, Elf Traitor!
Spock: (raises eyebrow) Elf?
Aragorn unsheathes the sword of Alundil and cries in triumph as he brings it down toward Spock's head.
Kirk: YAAH!
Picard: Oh $!^!
Luke Skywalker: (GASP!)
McCoy: (inwardly) Yes!
Worf: Spock!
C3PO: Dear, oh dear!!!
Data: I wonder if every being on the field currently is feeling the emotion commonly known as "panic".
Geordy LaForge: GAAH! (averts eyes/visor)
Uhura: EEEEEKK!
Han Solo: Good riddance!
Spock grabs Aragorn by the neck and does a well trained Mind Meld on him!
Boromir: Aragorn!
Harry Potter: What the heck-!
Frodo: Strider!
Pippin: Why?
Galadriel: Elessar!
Merry: What is that Elf doing?
Legolas: For the last time- HE IS NOT AN ELF!
Gandalf: Dear oh dear.
C3PO: You stole my line!
Aragorn slumps to the ground unconscious.
Spock shoots the ball toward the goal
Boromir: Huh? DIE ELF!
Legolas sighs in exasperation!
Boromir runs toward Spock at full speed but the Vulcan Mind Melds him and Boromir slumps to the ground just like Aragorn.
Frodo: Penalty! Penalty!
Jar Jar: Meesa forgot to bring penalties!
Sam: You don't BRING penalties, idiot! You make them!
Jar Jar: Meesa not know how to make penalty-
Ron: Then why the bloody hell are you a referee?
Jar Jar: Meesa is a referee?
Draco: We need a replacement!
A dozen riders of Rohan enter from the side of the stadium and trample Jar Jar.
Neo: (averts eyes) I can't look!
Jack Sparrow: And you're supposed to be the Chosen One?
Indiana Jones: I thought Harry was the Chosen One!
Draco snarls like a wild animal and punches Indy in the face.
Draco: Our replacement referee will be………….
Neville Longbottom runs in to take Jar Jar's place.
Neville: I forgot about the game!
Draco: Not you, you're even dumber than Jar Jar!
Neville starts crying and McCoy gets pissed of him. He shoots the phaser he stole from a Starfleet officer at the start of the game, sets it on stun and knocks Neville out.
Draco: Thanks Doctor! The replacement for Neville is……….Lore!
Neo: Lore? But that's Data!
Draco: No, Data's over there!
Neo: But- oh you're right. Then who's that?
Draco: His evil twin brother you dope!
Lore: You suck Data!
Data: Do you have a logical explanation for your hypothesis?
Lore: AARGH!
Spock has the ball, again.
Legolas notches an arrow to his bow aimed for Spock's head but before he could shoot it Spock pulls his phaser and stuns Legolas again.
Girls freak out as Legolas crumples to the ground for the third time.
Lore: Penalty! Get the hell out of there Spock!
Kirk: But that was in self-defense!
Lore: But you still shot him, so HA!
Draco: This guy's good!
Spock goes to the penalty box and waits out his penalty without a word.
Draco: Yes! One down on the Trekkwars side.
Neo: Three down on the WIZard Lords!
Fred Weasley boots the ball to George who makes a mad dash to evade the Trekkies.
Worf lunges for the ball, but George's too quick for him. He dodges the Klingon and Worf slams face first onto the turf.
Frodo: Yes! We have defeated the Orc!
Picard dashes in to intercept the young wizard but Fred sets off a firecracker he conjured out of thin air in the captain's face.
BOOM
Picard: YAAH!
Fred: Awesome!
Neo: Lore, that's a penalty.
Lore: What I didn't see anything.
Data: That was a lie!
Kirk who's on defense comes to fill in for Picard. He pulls out his phaser and threatens George.
Kirk: Drop the ball, kid!
George: You better catch me first!
Kirk shoots his phaser a dozen times but always misses George.
The whole time, Fred had been sneaking up from behind the other captain.
Fred: Petrificus Totalus!
A beam of blue light flies from his wand and slams into Kirk. He goes as stiff as a board and hit's the ground, unable to move.
Neo: Penalty!
Lore: Ah. I'll let that one pass.
Neo: But-!
George was only a few feet away from the goal when McCoy who was intent on strangling the wizard dashed in and physically knocked him over.
Lore: PENALTY!
Neo: But the last two were-?!
McCoy gets dragged off the field by Elves, yelling and kicking.
McCoy: I'll kill you for this Lore!
Lore: You're not the first person who's said that.
George makes the goal and all the fantasy fans whoop and cheer like crazy.
Legolas, Aragorn, and Boromir recover simultaneously right as the half-time bell rings.
Draco: Well that's it for now cause it's half-time folks. Let's go sneak a peek though at what the teams are doing at though, shall we?