Prompt 3: "puppy"
Hidan took it upon himself to assert his dominance over this… this abomination.
"Listen up, you little shit! I'm the alpha male of this place and I don't fuckin' care what you wanna do about it!"
Blink.
Glare.
Stare.
Glare. Glareglareglare.
Lickslobber.
"AAAGH! FUCK!"
Itachi looked on silently over his tea as Hidan flailed about, screaming things like, "JASHIN-SAMA! IT'S BLINDED ME!" among the given obscenities.
Tobi, standing to the reticent man's left, bobbed about excitedly. "Does Hidan-san like the new puppy?"
The pair watched as the Jashinist stumbled out of the room, still shrieking and squawking before a resounding crash was heard and the underground complex was silent.
Itachi sipped his tea delicately as the puppy hopped up beside him and settle with his paws in the man's lap. "… I believe so."
To Sonar: I yoinked your idea. In full. THANKYOU.
To Windesque: Smile! Yus!
Itachi + adorable puppy = humorous irony.
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