I'm getting people who are annoyed that I haven't brought Tayuya in yet… let me assure you, she's big in the later chapters. Tayuya's a bigger part of the story than Kin, but Kin just showed up first.

Naruto groaned as he heard the door to his room open, glancing over to see who woke him up. "Kukuku… You two look like you had fun…" Orochimaru chuckled.

Naruto propped himself up on his elbows, the familiar weight of his lover asleep on his chest adding to his own. "Is it morning already?" He asked.

"Yes… we wouldn't want you to be late now, would we?" The Snake Sannin said, as Naruto's teammates popped into the doorway.

"Yeah, so get your dick out of Kin, and let's go already!" Zaku said irritably.

Naruto grumbled as his teammates and leader left. Sliding out from under Kin without waking her (He'd had a lot of practice doing so) and putting his clothes on. When he walked out into the main room, he told the others to go on ahead of him while he finished lashing his bracers to his arms. Once he'd finished, he caught Orochimaru's neck in a vice-like grip, similar to the one he'd used on Sai yesterday. "I know what you're planning. If you hurt Kin, I'll kill you. And even if they are idiots, Dosu and Zaku are my friends. You'll need to find someone else for your damnable Edo Tensei…" Naruto growled.

"Kukuku… my, aren't we protective?" Orochimaru said, but at the look in Naruto's eyes, acquiesced. "Very well… I'll just kidnap some leaf brats then…"

Naruto released the old snake, firmly saying; "No girls." -before he left to catch up to his teammates.

Orochimaru sighed. "The things I do for that brat… oh well… I guess I'll stop by the academy then…" A sick grin wound its way across his features.

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"You know, just because you like Kin too-" Naruto started.

"I do not like Kin!!!" Zaku yelled.

"Yes you do." Dosu said, smiling under his bandages.

As Zaku moved to assault Dosu, Naruto yelled; "HOY! We have somewhere to be, and fighting isn't how we're going to get there…" As he said this, they walked by a group of Genin huddled around the wrong door. When they'd made it to the proper room, they saw just how many people were there. They'd been briefed on it, but that didn't keep the Genin from glaring at the team from the new village. Orders be damned, Naruto didn't like people glaring at him. A sickly smirk creeping across his cheeks, reminiscent of Orochimaru's; Naruto pulled his right arm across his chest, focused chakra into his fist, and slammed his arm into the wall to the right of the door he'd entered through, leading cracks to splinter all down across the wall.

At this, everyone in the room turned back to the front of the room. Naruto and the other Sound nin found a seat in the center of the room, and not surprisingly, everyone seemed to back away slightly when they came near. After a while, a group of Leaf Genin gathered near the door, along with Orochimaru's spy, Kabuto. "Dosu…" Naruto said. "Why don't you go and say… 'Hello'?"

At this, Dosu sped forward and used his special technique, leaving Kabuto kneeling on the floor, emptying his stomach. "Put this on those cards of yours:" Zaku yelled. "The three from Otogakure will definitely become Chuunin."

As he said this, the examiners for the first exam appeared in a cloud of smoke at the front of the room. "SETTLE DOWN RUNTS!!!" The head examiner yelled. "You Oto bastards had best SIT THE FUCK DOWN."

It was obvious to Naruto; this man had issues. Once he'd taken a number and sat down in his seat, Naruto looked over at the girl next to him. "Hyuuga Hinata… Heiress of the Hyuuga clan, users of the Byakugan Kekkei Genkai…"

"D-do I know you?" She asked.

"Nope…" Naruto answered, looking down at his test.

When it came time to announce the tenth and final question, most of the teams were eliminated, and several more dropped out, learning the dangers of failing the tenth question. Naruto was soon irritated by the matter. "Damn idiots… you know damn well you don't have that authority! Not even the Hokage can keep someone from taking the exams! Sure, you might be able to keep them from retaking it here in Konoha, but your authority doesn't hold that weight in Suna, Kiri, and especially Kumo and Iwa. If I want to retake the test, all I need to do is go THERE next year."

Ibiki swore under his breath. "You, brat, are what we in my business call a pain in the ass…" Naruto smiled broadly at this. "You all pass thanks to this bastard…" As Ibiki muttered about how to torture little children in the next exam, a large bundle of cloth burst into the room through the window.

Several kunai tied to the edge of the fabric struck the ceiling and floor, revealing a sign that said 'Second Examiner: Mitarashi Anko' as the woman inside yelled; "Sexy and single: MITARASHI ANKO!"

"WHOO! Take it off!" Everyone heard from the middle of the room. They all then glanced at Naruto, who was nearly falling out of his seat in a fit of laughter.

"Boy, I'll KILL YOU!!!" Anko roared.

"Come on! You were ASKING for it with that 'sexy and single' shit!" Zaku yelled, adding into his teammate's mirth.

"A FUNNY boy, huh? I'll have fun with you tomorrow…" Anko said. "You'll all hear the where and when from your Jounin sensei. Now all of you get the fuck out!"

And with this, the room was empty of Genin and most of the Chuunin examiners almost instantaneously.

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Naruto and his teammates found themselves outside training area 44 the next morning. Needless to say, Naruto didn't pay much attention to what Anko had to say, although he got the gist of it. Finding scrolls, five day time limit, basic survival training, killing other people… besides the fact that this was the perfect time to put phase one of his and Orochimaru's plan into action, he really didn't give a damn. This was, of course, his mistake. Oh sheer instinct, he caught a kunai that would have missed him anyway, only grazing his cheek. When he noticed he was holding something, he looked at his hand and jumped. Kunai? "Uhh, whoa… is this yours?" Naruto asked, holding it out towards Anko.

The woman looked irked. She'd wanted to at least cut the boy… storming over and grabbing her kunai, she yelled "Gaki!!!" before slashing the tip of his nose as she turned.

Naruto held his thumb against the tiny wound, it was already healing as she walked away… Shoving his fist into the air, he yelled after her; "BITCH!!!"

Zaku chuckled, earning him a solid punch to the shoulder from Naruto, and Dosu just sighed… Those two always did this… truly frustrating. After signing the waivers, they claimed their earth scroll, and made their way to their gate. When they were finally let into the training area, they immediately shot towards the tower, and then out to the right. They had someone they needed to find…

"OI! Up here bitches!!!" A voice said from above them nearly an hour into the forest. "Orochimaru told me to find you fuckers!"

"So, He had you come here too Tayuya?" Naruto asked as the girl tore off the faux face and undid the Henge to make her look like a boy.

"Yeah, and he told me to point you bitches that-a-way." She said, pointing off in the general direction from which they also heard a loud scream. "That would be him doing his thing, I bet…"

"So, how long are you gonna' be in town?" Naruto asked, wrapping his arms firmly around the young woman's hips, pulling her closer to him.

"Not long. And neither are you, if I heard right." She answered. "You're coming home for some alone time away from these retarded fucks." As she said this, Naruto could feel her hand running down along his stomach.

"Hey!" Zaku yelled. Dosu grunted and smacked the loudmouth's shoulder.

By then, Naruto and Tayuya had already locked their lips together, lashing their tongues against each other violently. "Now…" She said when they broke apart, tightly squeezing the growing bulge in Naruto's pants. "You have a job to do…"

When she was gone, Naruto took this opportunity to slowly lower himself to the ground, holding his groin. "Ooooowwwwwww…"

"Ooh… ouch…" Zaku muttered. "I wonder what she's like in the sack…"

"Pretty painful I bet…" Dosu added.

"Yeah…" Naruto grunted.

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After they'd found Team 7, Sakura was tending to a badly injured and bloody Sai, as well as a seemingly comatose Sasuke. "So, what do we do now Taicho?" Dosu asked.

"We wait. The seal takes time to form and take hold. We'll strike at dawn." Naruto answered.

"I'm hungry…" Zaku muttered, breaking the tension.

"Then we go get food!" Naruto chuckled.

OKAY! Now, I've gotten some interesting feedback from the first two chapters… people seem to be worried I'm going to kill off Tayuya or Kin. This chapter should clear up that, fuck no. I'm not going to kill off either of them.

Next chapter; I'm just warning you in advance here, won't be pretty. It's all fighting and blood and bleh… Also a bad chapter if you're a Sakura lover. Or a major fan of Lee or Ino/Shika/Cho… They get kinda messed up.

Also, people are worried about chapter length… I'm sorry… I'm trying to make them longer… I just can't. I'll try to add a bit to the next chapters, seeing as I haven't planned those out. (Chapter 5 and on are all about Naruto and his girls; meaning the one or more I'm adding along with Tayuya and Kin)