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This was awkward.
No, scratch that. This, was mega awkward.
Edward may be tasty, but he has not said a word the whole entire car ride.
Hmm...
"Do have a speech disability, by any chance?" I said nonchalantly.
He was startled.
"Uh, what?"
Shut up, Bella.
"Well, you have conversed with me about as much as a paraplegic deaf man."
He chuckled.
Oh, my god.
"Well, pretty girls do make me speechless." He winked.
Cue panty drop.
"Umm...turn right." I mumbled.
He turned right.
Now. What? My mind challenged, in a venomous tone.
"I really don't see how you can stand it." I blurted out. The filter between my mind and my speech obviously disintegrating.
One of his delicious eyebrows pulled up.
"Do go on.."
I sighed.
"Spending time with my senile father, day after day, while you could be doing productive things, like someone your age." I ranted.
He busted.
A loud, velvety, boisterous laugh permeated the air. Like a thick cloud of beautiful, confusing mind-fuck dust.
"I should be the one asking why you are wasting your life away with a pole in your hand, not vice versa!" he bellowed. I was slightly concerned about his ability to drive at this point.
I giggled. Even while sitting in a car talking to a beautiful man, immaturity cannot escape me.
"Okay, enough awkwardness. Tell me, what is your favourite band?" he asked. I was taken aback slightly, but then groaned in distaste.
"Don't make me pick one!" I pleaded, looking up a him through my lashes. He squinted his eyes.
"Fine then, top five."
I smiled widely.
"Alright. Escape the Fate, defiantly." I said confidently.
He shook his head.
"Another Ronnie obsessed fool..." he trailed off disapprovingly.
"Pfft. As if. Craig is the shit, Ronnie needed help." I said.
"But your heart lies in another." he speculated.
"Oh yes, Max is my ultimate fantasy." I swooned.
He chuckled.
"Okay, next." he spoke smoothly.
"Hmm..." I thought for a moment.
"Aqua."
"Aqua?"
"Aqua."
"What are you smoking?" he joked.
"Something serious." I teased back.
"Please explain yourself." he demanded.
"I don't know if I can. My father introduced me to them at the ripe age of 5, and what can I say, I'm hooked." I spoke lightly, earning another light chuckle from Edward.
"Charlie, an Aqua fan?" Edward mused.
"Hard to believe, I know." I laughed along.
"Alright, continue." he suggested.
"Oh, this one is easy." I smiled.
"Flight of the Conchords." I spoke confidently.
His mouth gaped open.
Good going, now he thinks you're a major nerd.
"You are perhaps the most amazingly perfect human being I have ever met." he spoke softly.
I blushed.
His eyes where trained on the road, his jaw flexed. I want to lick that jaw.
Then I remembered.
"Holy shit, I almost forgot!" I shouted abnormally loud.
Edward was startled.
"What?!" he snapped.
I blushed.
"Brokencyde. I like Brokencyde." I whispered meekly.
He chuckled.
"BC13 motherfuckers." he mumbled under his breath.
I couldn't help laughing.
And he started laughing.
And I kept laughing.
And we continued laughing, and laughing, and laughing. All the way home.
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