*~*Edward Anthony's Point Of View*~*

"Sit down ladies and gents. We were just regaling each other with tales of the past," Emmett said in a ridiculous English accent. "Bella just finished telling us about the time she went out on a date with the curious Michael Newton and her first tattoo. I do believe it's Eddie's turn to tell us all about what happened when Bella got home…"

I growled at him. Of course he would want me to retell THAT memory. It hadn't bothered me that Bella and Mike were going out on a 'date' considering the ring on her finger and all that. Even if the ring wasn't technically there.

"Because you asked so nicely Esmeralda," I told Emmett, remembering to force him into telling the Esmeralda story later.

As the Archibald coven got settled in I began my tale of hilarity.

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Alice. Now I could see why Bella said her name as though it were a swear word. She was letting Bella get a tattoo and Alice was refusing to tell me where it would be located and what it would be.

"TELL ME!" I shouted from under Jasper and Emmett. The assholes were holding me down. At this point I wasn't sure if it was to keep me from getting to Bella or to keep me from ripping Alice limb-from-limb.

"I bet it's gonna be a rose," Emmett told Jasper, ignoring my squirming completely.

"No it'll be a butterfly," Jasper said, pushing Emmett.

"This is Isabella were talking about boys. She'll get something small and easily covered up. Look at it this way Edward, you always wanted her to have ALL the human experiences possible," Rose said, irritating me more.

"Alice can you at least tell me how long they're going to be?" I begged, squirming under Emmett and Jasper. I hoped that if I moved around enough, one of them would eventually fall off. Of course I had no such luck but it never hurts to try right?

"Well they're both finished and on their way home. Calm down Eddie-poo it's nothing too bad. In fact I must commend her for her genius," Alice laughed. Fuck. Them. ALL.

I wondered how mad Jasper would be if I killed Alice. I mean come on! She totally deserves it. Who tortures people like this for fun?

"He would annihilate you," Alice whispered evilly in my ear. Fucking bitch was right.

I sighed, waiting for Bella to get home so I could go to her house.

"ALICE! This is taking to long," I shouted. But to my surprise no one answered my shouts. "Alice? ALICE!" Still no answer. "Jasper, where the hell is your wife?"

"Calm the hell down. She's getting your fiancé! Now stop fucking squirming," Jasper said, slapping the back of my head forcefully.

"You know vampire or not that fucking HURT!" I shouted.

"Don't complain and I won't hit you. It's as simple as that," Jasper said, trying in vain to calm me once again.

What if she regretted it? What if she got an infection while getting it? I'm going to kill Newton for this one. Then I'm going to kill Alice for allowing it. A murder most desired.

"WE'RE HOME!" Alice shouted, bouncing into the room with Bella at her side.

That's when I saw it. The tattoo. The blemish on my Bella's perfect skin. That's when I did something I don't think had ever happened before. I fainted. Or at least the vampire equivalent. I froze. I went into complete and total shock.

Then I started laughing. Hysterically I might add. Jasper and Emmett looked at me like I had officially snapped. Rosalie looked as though she couldn't care more. And Alice was studying Bella's outfit. Of course. My family at their best.

"Bella…what…umm what is that?" I asked as calmly as I could. My eyes must be deceiving me. She did NOT get that tattooed on her neck. Seriously.

"They're vampire bites. What do you think baby?" Bella asked seductively.

"I think I'm going to kill Newton for encouraging you to do this," I told her honestly.

No one would find the body. He was the outdoorsy type. It would seem like an innocent accident. The rocks around here are always oh so slippery. He lost his footing and hit his head. No one would ever imagine foul play. In fact I bet he would be going hiking tomorrow. All I would have to do is give him a little push…

"EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN! DON'T YOU DARE KILL HIM!" Alice shouted, right down in my face.

"Will you at LEAST let me up now?" I growled at the room in general.

"That depends. Will you be good?" Alice asked in a sugar sweet voice.

"I will be the perfect gentleman I always am," I replied, plastering on my signature smile.

"Oh let him up guys," Bella said, exasperated. At least she's on my side.

Jasper and Emmett stood up, leaving me free. I stood up myself and went to stand in front of Bella. I sighed. I had always said I wanted Bella to have all the human moment's possible. I just never imagined this to be one of them.

I bent down and placed a loving kiss on Bella's new tattoo. I jokingly opened my mouth, encompassing the ink. I pressed down lightly, just enough for her to feel my teeth on her skin but not enough to break her skin. I felt her shudder lightly, a moan escaping her lips. Oh yes, I officially love this idea. I pressed my lips all around the tattoo, loving the noises coming out of her throat. So primal. So inspiring. So testing my limits.

I pulled back so I could see her face. "I take it you like them," she whispered.

"They're defiantly an interesting choice. I'm assuming you think it's funny?" I said, smiling down on her.

"You know what time it is Edward?" Alice asked innocently.

I glanced down at my watch. "It's 12:01 in the morning Alice. Why?"

"Bella, didn't you say you had a present for Edward?" Alice said, again far to innocently.

"OH YES!" Bella exclaimed, dragging me into the living room. She pushed me down on the couch…kind of. And the proceeded to walk over next to the piano. Jasper and Emmett sat down next to me, using their arms to pin me to the couch. Great.

Then Alice proceeded to TOUCH MY PIANO!

Bella cleared her throat as Alice began to play. Bella's melodical voice washed over me, making me smile. I didn't know why she was singing to me but I never wanted her to stop.

Life was like a moonless night

Shrouded in the stars

Beauty can be such a fright

But now you're in my arms

I didn't recognize the song Bella was singing but I did recognize the notes Alice was playing. It was Bella's lullaby. I wondered if Bella had written these beautiful words that flew through her lips.

You are my life now

Can't you see

I'd cross oceans

I'd swim seas

To be with you

That's enough for me.

I would cry if I could. I could almost feel my heart beating in my chest. I love her so much. She is my world.

Your face is like a poison

Intoxicating me

How can we live forever

When our love can never be.

I could sense the song coming to a close and I stood up, with much effort due to Jasper and Emmett, crossing the room to embraces Bella in my arms.

"Did you write that?" I asked her, my voice shaking slightly.

Bella's blush told me everything I needed to know. I pressed my lips firmly to hers, letting all the unspoken words flow between us. Letting the love pass unabashed.

"Happy birthday Edward," Bella whispered.

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There was a collective "Aww" from the Archibald coven and even a few from our family. I just laughed and kissed my amazing wife once again. She was my word. Forever wasn't long enough.

A/N: Okay just a few things before y'all hunt me down with pitchforks. I didn't write the lyrics. The Bella Cullen Project did. I'm assuming it's from Edward's state of mind when he composed the song. Bet y'all didn't see Edward's birthday coming. Yeah totally random I know but I wanted to end on a happy note. And besides I figured it's my story so everything doesn't have to be perfect. Up next…Something a lot of you have been waiting for. I promise. I love you all so much. Those of you who have stuck with me throughout this entire project, thank you. Now go nominate people for The Bellies and The Indie TwiFic awards. The links for both Awards are on my profile. : ) Review. It really makes my day.

Song Of The Moment: Bonfire - Craig Morgan