"Oh my God! Do you remember when Esme got a sense of humor and posted ad's for all of us on Craigslist? That had to have been one of the funniest things ever!" Alice laughed.

"Yeah and she posted them in the Rockford, IL section! Then we all kept getting these really WEIRD emails," Emmett laughed.

***

Hey! My name is Rosalie! I'm 18 years old and an expert mechanic. I love baseball and fashion. I can be bitchy and high maintenance but am totally worth it. I have platinum blonde hair, sexy honey eyes, and legs that go ALL the way up. Think you can satisfy my appetite.

Wassup! I'm Emmett y'all! I'm 18 y.o. I love sports and takin' my massive Jeep muddin'. I'm lookin' for a lady in the streets but freak in the sheets if you know what I mean. I'm a big boy that ain't afraid to get down and dirty. Wanna play?

Hi! Hi! Hi! I'm Alice! I'm 17 years old! So I'm like totally addicted to shopping and fashion and just spending money in general! I always know what's going to happen before it does, which totally takes the fun outta life sometimes. I'm only 4'7 but what I lack in height, I make up for in energy! Wanna bounce with me?

Hello…My name is Jasper…I'm 18 years old…I'm a very calm person…I hate high stress situation but I love high energy people…It makes a nice balance in life…My passion is for the written word…I spend most of my time reading…I love a good book that I can really sink my teeth into…Care to take a bite with me?

Good afternoon. My name is Edward. Not Ed or Eddie. It's Edward. No deviations. Music is my world. Without music life would be nothing. I tend to be high strung and over protective but I'll love you now and forever with everything I have. Can you play the song in my heart?

Umm…I'm Bella…Uhh…I don't know what to say. I'm 17. Smart I guess. Fairly plain. Long brown hair, chocolate brown eyes. Love the classics. I believe in always shooting for the moon because you'll always land among the stars. Want to jump with me?

***

"I could have killed her, but I would never do such things to her," Edward laughed.

I knew my face was contorted into my famous if-I-could-blush-I-so-would-be look. "She nailed us to a T unfortunately."

"That she did Bells…That she did…" Jasper said, shaking his head.

A/N: It's just like a filler. My friends and I were reading Craigslist Ad's earlier and this hit me. Might do a chapter with email replies to the ads.