NSAOW!!!!

"Haha remember the response we got babe?" I asked Emmett. His booming laughter filled the room.

"Of course. Let me see if I can recall all of them…" He joked.

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(Rosalie's Ad Response *Atlanta*)

Tommy - Hey nice discription after reading that had stop an say hi an see wat u up too can I see ur pic?

Ron - Hit me up

Jason - let me a little about you,would love to know more ans talk.. 678-898-1742 j

Rodney - It would be real nice if we could get to know each other and maybe hang out and get to know each other better. I sent you a few pics I hope you like if you wanna text please feel to do so 404 914 5118

Bob - daddy KNOWS he can satisfy your appetite. very oral, make YOU SQUIRT, clean, dd free, long lasting, single, no games,love the platinum hair (turn on) take a look and see if YOU like

Devin - Hey! My name is Devin L, and I can't believe that there's a chick on here that loves to be mechanical? I bought an 84' Porsche 944 *super cherry* and within 2 weeks I was a 944 mechanic. I don't fix cars as work, only as a hobby/fun. I'm 28, 6 foot even, with a boxer build. I would love to meet you, it sounds like we might have some things in common. Check me out: www(dot)myspace(dot)com/ravekyd

Sgtsongs - Attractive involved man seeks sexy college girl for discreet friendship. The ideal candidate is between 19-29 , pretty, sexy, mature, discreet, and fun. I am not looking to leave my girlfriend., just looking for a discreet friendship. If you are looking for someone to pay your rent than this is not for you. I am looking to supplement what you already have with spending money, shoes, handbags, help with utility bills, hair, and clothes etc. If interested e-mail back with current pictures and any questions. ps I attached a picture of me

Garry - Dear Rosalie: I cannot attach a photo to an initial CL response But I CAN send you some in the next round. You can send me some if you want; doesn't matter. mean, if you're just another SpamBot, nothing matters. But I'm old enough to be your uncle, Honey. Doesn't matter what you look like - we ain't going there. Your ad says you're a mechanic and you love baseball. Here's the deal: 1988 BMW 325 idles high. I have the mechanical aptitude of a clam. But I live around the corner from Turner Field. Come to my driveway, adjust the idle down to like 800-900, and I'll take you to the Braves game. Tix & Hot dog included. GARRY

Woo - I also like baseball. Want to get in touch?

Robert - Hello, This is Rob in Atlanta. Just came across your Craigslist ad and am very interested. Are you available today or tomorrow for some NSA fun? Also, do you have any pictures you would be willing to share? About me: I am 36yo, 6'2" tall, 190lbs, blonde hair, blude eyes, and pretty fit. Interested? Then drop me a line back here or IM me on Yahoo at "hummelga2". I look forward to hearing back from you. Regards, Rob

Joe - Love the ad .. Love a woman who has legs and can work on cars What is your age range? I am 50, look 40, work out 3x per week, great job (very senior manager for GE), have MBA, 3 classes from second Master¹s degree (two classes this fall, thesis starts in January). I have a 2008 VW Jetta, 2008 Harley Davidson 1200 Nightster ( a blast to drive, especially in the mountains of north GA!), and a Mazda truck (to tote my HD to Blue Ridge Parkway ti sfall!). I am mid to right politically, into news, economics, politics .. All about doing the right thing, I own a really nice 3 story townhouse in Kennesaw and would love to have company on my HD as well as my balcony. Thoughts? Joe

(Emmett's Ad Response *Long Beach*)

Chevon - Hey I'm also looking for new friends . I'm new to the area. I just moved back here from texas . I'm an 23 year old army veteran. I'm really interested in getting to know u better. Do u have messenger...... Check out my pics www(dot)myspace(dot)com/sex_e_cinnamon

Sxysinger - hey hows it goin? :)

Lisette - hey sexy, Let's chat handsome.

Margaret - I liked your ad, I would love to talk to you a little so that we can get to know each other a little before meetin But anyways mail me back n we can see whats up. Talk with u later!

Leonia - Hi, your post sorta stood out while I was looking on Craigslist I think we may get along. We should maybe go ahead and swap pictures first so reply back and I'll get u mine and I would like yers as well. Cya

Clemencia - I would rather get ta chat with u than just taking a look at your posting and see what you're like. If you're a n actual person then get me back. If u r I'm lookin forward too talking with u

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"Esme always did love a good joke…" I said laughing with the rest of the family.

A/N: Just so you know, I didn't write the responses. I actually posted Rosalie's ad in Atlanta and Emmett's ad in Long Beach. I didn't edit the response in any way except to make the links so they wouldn't fuck up. Yes the phone numbers are the ones they provided! Feel free to stalk them if you wish. :-D Next up Alice and Jasper. You guys want to pick where I'll post their ads? Give me a suggestion! Review! I love you all so much!