I'm feeling SO serious! I need something to make me feel …. INSANE
Dedication: to Sexy Bitch by David Guetta and to a certain school as they actually do what Naruto's school is going to do… :)
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Sexy Bitch!
Private School Girl
Hinata couldn't believe boys were playing cricket with her. She had missed the ball, knocked over her own wicket and tripped before being able to throw a ball back to her other players. She was a mess and she was ecstatic that the game was over. When she walked back to the change rooms she caught two people sitting on a bench, making out. Hinata couldn't pull her big lavender eyes away, there was Ino and some boy sucking each other's faces off. Hinata thought it looked awful and tacky. And then Ino glanced up at her and Hinata ran off with a deep blush on her face.
How embarrassing! She caught me watching her make out! I'm going to just die! Hinata groaned as she covered her face with her petite and delicate hands. She couldn't wait for lunch to come and then she could go hide in a hole and not come back out until that day was over.
"Hinata!"
Hinata removed her hands slowly and watched as Karin came towards her.
"Karin! Thank go you're here, I made such a fool of myself," Hinata then recounted her cricket playing skills and how she witnessed Ino attacking another helpless person.
"Don't worry Hina! Who cares? I've got great news! Our school has arranged for us to go back to the guy's school!" Karin smiled and jumped up and down.
Hinata didn't feel quite so cheery about this prospect, "Why?"
"We're watching their school play rugby against another boy school, meaning DOUBLE boys!" Karin smiled widely.
Hinata hung her head and weakly wondered why God was taking pleasure in torturing her. She could not stand being surrounded by boys for one more second; it was too much pressure, too much self-consciousness!
"Are you alright Hinata?" Karin put an arm around her best friend, "Don't worry, I'll stay with you the whole time! I know you're a little shy but it'll be great fun. Anyway, have you met a hot guy?"
Hinata stayed silent and she wondered if Naruto counted as a hot guy. He definitely didn't look like those models on T.V, he didn't seem to be movie star material but she liked him the best out of all the boys she had to see. He seem to stand out amongst the crowd and Hinata found it charming.
"Earth to Hinata!" Karin waved a hand in front of Hinata's pale face.
"Hmm?"
"Haven't seen anyone then?" Karin asked again.
"Oh…well, there is this one guy th-
"Who?!" Karin was way too excited for her own good.
"N-Naruto," Hinata blushed heavily, she had just said his name aloud and it felt unnatural.
"Ooooh Hina you're blushing!" Karin smirked, "Now, come on let's go to their school! Now is our chance Hinata, grab someone as quick as you can and hold onto them!"
Hinata hopelessly followed Karin through the mass of people and her whole body sank into a state of misery when she saw the buses awaiting them. She didn't want to go on a bus with boys! Karin was unaffected by everything and she didn't slow down until she had successfully dragged Hinata all the way to the bus door.
"Y-
"Ladies first," a boy said from behind.
Hinata and Karin turned and Hinata almost died. Naruto was behind her and he was being chivalrous and he-
"I hate chivalry!" Karin moaned, "Girls are the ones in shining armour because chivalry is dead and princesses can rescue their god damn selves!"
Naruto stood there, slightly stunned, then he started laughing. Karin smiled and when she saw the look on Hinata's face she had a sudden brain wave.
"Oh…Are you Naruto?" Karin looked very sly and Hinata died twice, she hated Karin at that very moment.
"Yeah, how'd you know my name?" Naruto grinned.
"Oh…around, anyway I'm Karin and this is Hinata."
"I already know her," Naruto confirmed Karin's suspicions.
"Really? Well I need to go because I forgot that I need to…" Karin glanced around and saw a tree, "I need to go climb a tree. See ya!"
Naruto looked in wonder as Hinata's loud best friend skipped off away from the tree. Hinata silently thought of many ways to make her friend suffer…maybe she could draw moustaches over all her Metallica posters…hehehe
"You're friend…is interesting. I like her," Naruto turned back to Hinata.
"I don't," Hinata muttered.
"What was that?"
"Nothing!" Hinata waved her hands in the air and her face when as red as beet.
"You going to get into the bus?" An angry voice called from inside.
Hinata turned to see a very peeved bus driver, she nodded and sidled into the vehicle, she quickly took a seat and hoped that Karin would come back. Unfortunately her friend loved matchmaking and she was gone for good. Naruto sat next to Hinata and smiled again. Hinata's heart started to pound faster and her little frame began to tremble.
"Have you ever been to a rugby game before?" Naruto asked as more people filed onto the bus.
Hinata shook her head and chewed on her rosy red lip. She was in a bad situation.
"Really? Well it is pretty good fun. Our school runs riot sometimes, haha," Naruto chuckled as he recalled some sort of event from the past.
"R-riot?" Hinata squeaked.
"Oh, not like that. You'll see whenever we score a goal," Naruto kept his big blue eyes focused on the small creature next to him; she fascinated him.
Hinata calmed down after she was reassured that she wouldn't be placed into the middle of a riot of teenage boys; she didn't know what could be more frightening.
"You fine?" Naruto asked.
"Yes, thankyou," Hinata replied in her high voice.
Naruto grinned at the sound and watched as the bus filled up, after a few more minutes they were on the road and he decided to start up more conversation.
"How was cricket?"
"Huh?" Hinata didn't understand what the blonde had meant.
"Your sport."
"Oh, of course," Hinata felt like and idiot and she also felt light headed, a light headed idiot, "I…I…I'm not very good at cricket."
Naruto threw back his shaggy blonde head and laughed, "Really? I can't picture you playing a sport like that anyway. You're too small and…well you're too small for any sort of sport like that."
Hinata felt a bit indignant at this but she silently agreed, her fragile body wasn't cut out for vigorous activity…not like cricket was vigorous.
"Umm…how was soccer?" Hinata ventured to ask.
"Great!" Naruto's face was animated and he launched into a whole tale about soccer, which Hinata didn't understand the half of.
The further the bus went the more relaxed Hinata became, she had sort of enjoyed listening to Naruto speak and her pounding heart has slowed down.
"Nearly here, it sucks that we can't stay with your school but we're all separated in the stands," Naruto shrugged, "Can't be helped."
"We're separated?" Hinata smiled, Karin had forgotten that piece of information.
Naruto nodded, "Lets see…I'm going to ask you ten questions to get to know you more, then you can ask me whatever you want. They have to be answered truthfully okay?"
Hinata's big eyes widened and she tightly gripped her uniform, this was going to be very nerve racking.
"Okay, one, outdoors or indoors?"
"Indoors," Hinata loosened her grip on her uniform, that question wasn't so bad.
"Two, have you ever been addicted to a video game?"
"Yes, Halo 3."
"Really? I wouldn't picture you as the person to play that sort of game," Naruto nodded his head at his new find, "Three, books or magazines?"
"Books."
Naruto nodded again, "Thought so. Question four, have you been at your school for a long time?"
"All my life," Hinata murmured.
"Wow, long time, question five, if you could be an animal what would you be?"
"…a bird," Hinata said.
"Six, Mac or PC?"
"PC."
"Seven, salad or Macas?"
Hinata smiled, "McDonalds."
"Okay, that was unexpected! Hmmm, what else…question eight, what is your favourite song?"
"Neopolitan Dreams by Lisa Mitchells."
"Never heard of it, nine, have any hidden talents?"
"Well…I'm ok at playing Xbox 360," Hinata said slowly.
"Fair enough, and ten, name one thing many people don't know about you," Naruto said.
Hinata knew exactly what she could say but she decided against it instead she told him about another of her irrational fears, "I hate butterflies."
"What?"
"It started when I was twelve, I was in a butterfly conservatory and I suddenly thought a butterfly would land on my face and stay stuck to it forever. I ran through the whole place and I was freaking out. I really hate butterflies."
Naruto sat there for a moment and a grin started to spread across his face, "That is the longest thing you've said all day."
Hinata realised that it was and she immediately blushed, she couldn't believe that she told him about her fear of butterflies. How embarrassing.
"You probably think I'm stupid for being scared of butterflies."
"No, I think it is a perfectly rational fear," Naruto smiled.
"It is not, when I told Karin she laughed," Hinata looked out the window.
"Am I laughing?"
"Maybe not aloud," Hinata murmured, she was surprised at herself for being so outspoken.
"Look, now you can ask me ten questions, I'll be as honest as you were," Naruto promised.
Hinata didn't really know what to say, she felt under pressure and Naruto kept on looking at her with expectance.
"I'm not sure what to ask," Hinata squeaked.
"You know what?" Naruto asked.
Hinata shook her head.
"You remind me of a mouse," Naruto smiled and Hinata blushed, a mouse?
"Come on ask me something if you want," Naruto said encouragingly.
Hinata opened her mouth and closed it again, she didn't now what to ask. Hinata then caught glimpse of a sign saying 'Konoha Boys'. Hinata relaxed as the bus drove into the school.
"Oh, we're here," Naruto said, looking slightly disappointed, "Maybe next time?"
Hinata nodded her head quickly.
"Okay, all girls stay on the bus for a moment, boys come out and line up in alphabetical order. Now," Orochimaru ordered.
"See you little mouse," Naruto smiled as he got up from his seat and walked off with his fellow classmates.
Hinata leaned back in her seat and closed her eyes, she had survived. She had been tightly wound the whole trip and even though she sort of enjoyed being with Naruto she still was thankful that they had arrived. Hinata vaguely thought about her new nickname, little mouse? Hinata smiled faintly and blushed heavily, she had to admit that she liked it. Hinata then remembered Naruto saying something about kids running riot, Hinata was curious to find out what was going to happen.
Hinata watched in awe as the stadium erupted in cheer, Konoha boys were losing by four points as Suna had just scored a try, but the boy from Suna missed the conversion, causing the cheers. The score was 0-4 and Hinata was on the edge of her seat with Karin, hoping that Konoha would get a try. Hinata watched as a Konoha player, in red and white, caught the ball and raced for the try line. Hinata jumped up and so did Karin and as he scored a try all of Konoha Boys and Girls cheered. Hinata then realised that something was meant to happen whenever Konoha Boys scored. Hinata looked around and noticed all these boys jumping onto the field and one was carrying a boombox. Blasting from the boombox was the awesome beat that is Sexy Bitch. All the guys stood in a crowd and started shuffling while singing to the song. Hinata looked in shock, were they allowed to say sexy bitch in school?
Yes I can see her
Cause every girl in here wonna be her
Oh shes a diva
I feel the same and I wonna meet her
They say she low down
Its just a rumor and I don't believe em
They say she needs to slow down
The baddest thing around town
She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before
Nothing you can compare to your neighbourhood hoe
I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful
The way that booty movin I can't take no more
Have to stop what i'm doin so I can pull up close
I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful
Dam girl
Dam you'se a sexy bitch
A sexy bitch
Dam you'se a sexy bitch
Dam girl
Before the song could stop an annoyed voice came through the speakers, "Thank you Konoha boys, yes you got a try, get off the field now before we get rid of it!"
The boys turned down the song and all shuffled off, Hinata could just make out a shock of blonde hair, and she smiled. He really did stand out.
Thanks
And yes a school in Sydney does that…hehe, dam girl!
Anyway, sorry if it is too serious for ya liking!
Crackfic.