Hey all! Ready for an update? I am… I know its been long, but I just got hit by my inspiration for this chapter. It involves a cow, a cupcake, and a water hose… But mostly the cupcake.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto!!
-- Chapter Three: Shino Aburame --
He lowered his covered face to the platter of square chocolate delicacies, covering each brownie with red clouds.
'Who is this masked man?' you may ask.
No other than Shino Aburame, of course.
Yes, Shino Aburame, the Bug Master, was a baker.
A baker for the Akatsuki, if you hadn't guessed sooner.
Meanwhile, Neji was walking around, wondering how two people he though he knew so well were acting so strange.
He was walking through the strangely deserted streets when he thought he spotted Shino through the glass window of a bakery.
Startled, he pressed his face up against the window.
He never knew Shino Aburame, to be exact, but he would have never pegged Silent Shino to be a baker.
Then again, he never would have guessed Hinata to build atomic bombs or that Ten-Ten was obsessed with blueprints.
That beside the point, he entered the shop warily.
Shino's head snapped up and the next thing Neji knew, bugs were surrounding him, restricting him.
"Tell anyone, and I'll rip your tongue out with my bare hands."
Neji made a sound that sounded like a strangled gasp as he nodded. He began to cough violently and Shino looked at him oddly, his glasses flashing in the lighting of the store.
Neji coughed once more and a bug flew out of his mouth.
Shino blinked blankly as Neji looked at him in horror.
Well, isn't this awkward?
Neji took a step back and then crashed through the door running as fast as he could, face whiter than usual.
In his haste he didn't notice Itachi Uchiha walk through the broken door.
"Are my brownie's ready yet?"
-- TBC --
I am evil.
Poor Neji. He choked on a bug.
R & R or you'll choke on a bug too.
OoOoOoOoOo.
Hehe.
Ta-tah for now!