Gabubi-baka: I know it's not very long. But the only reason I wrote this in the first place because I was bored. If I get a good idea for an extra chapter, I will add it. I will most likely do that since school is coming up in a few days YAY!!
Random Person: throws rock at head YOU FAIL!
Gabubi-baka: OWWWW! NO THROWING ROCKS! rubs bump on head
Warning: You all know the characters are out of character.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto!! I own nothing… except for Steve, my ipod, and my pocky. HAHAH! Yumm…
-- Chapter Four: The Iceboxes Thrice--
Neji trembled as he looked around nervously. The Disease of Randomness that his friends and comrades were being plagued by was surely to get him next.
The brunette Hyuuga boy continued down the Uchiha District, looking over his shoulder every-so-often.
Why was he even here?
That, my readers, Neji knew not. It seemed a being superior to him was controlling his actions.
Destiny…?
Neji nodded as if confirming his thought.
Yes, that was it. Destiny.
Destiny was making everyone wack-o.
… Or was it Fate?
This, of course, mattered not to the prodigy for it was all the same, was it not?
… Whatever…
A light bulb flashed over Neji's head.
That's right! He was here because Naruto mentioned that 'teme' was acting really weird. Much weirder than normal, anyway.
'Really… Who was that kid to call anyone weird,' Neji thought.
Instantly, he was struck on the head by a rock falling from the sky.
He gripped his skull in pain as he made an uncomfortable grunt.
Anyways, Neji had wanted to do some researching. Didn't he?
Nodding, he turned another corner, looking around.
Where was that Uchiha?
Suddenly, he half-groaned and had the urge to slap himself. Why hadn't he used his bloodline limit?
No matter.
Quickly, calmly, and coolly (was that even a word?) he activated his bloodline limit.
Spotting Sasuke, as well as another person with a crazy amount of chakra, he approached the two.
When he had, he had the urge to slap himself… again.
Why was Uchiha Sasuke and Gaara having a tea party?
With stuffed animals of all sorts?
WITHOUT HIM?!
Really, that was quite insulting.
Simply flipping his shiny and silky hair, Neji asked, in his 'ice box' tone, "What's doing on here?"
Sasuke looked up at him and smirked. "Hnn." Translation: Having a tea party with my bestest baffle, Gaara-chan
The red head mentioned nodded. "Hn." Translation: Duh.
Feeling annoyed, Neji began to speak in the IBASE Icy-box and slightly emo language known by all. "Hnn." Translation: Why the hell wasn't invited?!
Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Hn." Translation: Because I couldn't find you!
Neji simply shuddered, remembering the past few events.
"Hn," Gaara said. Translation: Sit. Now.
The Hyuuga obeyed and sat next to an incredibly fluffy hippopotamus.
Sasuke, holding a teapot, asked. "Hn?" Translation: Would you like some tea?
Neji nodded and held out his cup.
"Hn." Sasuke deadpanned. Translation: I was talking to Mr. Snuffles.
"Hn?" Neji looked confused. Translation: Who?
"Hn." Sasuke pointed to the fluffy rhino. Translation: Gaara-chan named him.
Gaara sighed. "Hn." Translation: Hn.
-- Complete … or is it??--
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