Eragon gaped at the scene before him. He had been putting up his underwear wards, then he came out to tell Arya she could set up up in his room. He found a truly horrifying sight.
"Arya...What are you doing?" Eragon stuttered. "Hmm? What is this wonderful concoction?" Arya said, holding up a jug inscribed with Dwarfish runes. Eragon tilts the jug so that she might see the runes. "This is called, nog. EGG nog to be precise." "Egg nog? Its AMAZING." Arya mumbled. Eragon noticed her cheeks were slightly flushed. "Arya, exactly how many jugs did you drink?" eragon said with a small edge to his voice. "Hmm? 20 jugs Eragongon."
Arya giggled and passed out. "She...she drank my entire stock....THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO LAST ME FOR TWO MORE YEARS!!!!" His outburst woke Saphira who had recovered from her rude arousal. "Eragon, if you wake me up one...more...time..." Saphira grumbled. "Hey, the first time was Arya, and secondly, she drank ALL MY NOG." "Wait...all of it?" Saphira said with shock. "Yes, ALL of it. eragon said.
"HALF OF THAT WAS MY NOG!!"
What will Saphira and Eragon do? Will Arya sober up? Will I stop typing in bold? All of these will be answered....IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!
if I get at least 2 reviews. Muahahahahaha