A/N: Hello we're back again!!!! So I hope you're enjoying the story and yeah enjoy today's randomness!

Chapter 1 : First Prank

"Phoenix. Phoenix" Willow whispered quietly. While poking a sleeping Phoenix.

"Ughg…..leahdhhd"

"What was that? You love Snape?" *gasp* "I never knew!"

"JHgkdjkdkhugh"

"What you want to fuck him?"

"No…..ugh. Slee….ps….must….go……back to…..sle…."

"Oh yeah, you know you like that"

Suddenly Phoenix whips her arm around and smack Willow in the back of the head.

"Ow! What the hell was for, stupid Snake Lover?!"

"Shut up! Why the hell are you waking me up at four o'clock in the fucking morning?!"

Willow gets this innocent look on her face and in a five year old voice answers, "Because I want to prank Cho….."

"Oooo…..okay I'm up now. What's the plan?"

"Well…….so here's the plan……"

"Cho……cho……..wake up cho." He whispers quietly.

Cho mumbles a bit before jerking upright in bed. "Who is it? Who's there!?"

Phoenix and Willow try to stifle their giggles so they can concentrate on the illusion they created.

"Hello Cho."

*gasp* "Cedric!? Wha-… I….uh…..I though you were dead!?" Cho sits in her bed staring up at the beautiful young man (illusion) standing at the end of her bed.

"Cho, I have something I need to tell you."

"Oh my god, Cedric!" Cho jumps out of bed and jumps on Cedric, he doesn't even stumble.

Willow pokes Phoenix and whispers, "Phoenix we need to get her off of him, we won't be able to keep him solid for very long."

Phoenix gives her a screaming death glare, "No shit Sherlock."

Willow rolls her eyes and they both go back to concentrating.

Cedric gently pushes Cho off of him and hold her shoulders at arms length.

"Cedric you're so cold! Are you okay? Do you need anything? How are you still alive? What happened? Where have you been?......" Cho rambles on and on not noticing the annoyance on Cedric's face.

"Cho shut the fuck up." He says with restrained anger obvious in his voice.

*gasp* "Cedric what's wrong with you?" *whimper*

"I'm sorry Cho, but you need to just keep quiet so I can tell you what I came here to tell you." He says dramatically.

He stares at her trying to phrase something.

*gasp* "Your eyes! They're gold! Oh my gosh" *swoon*

"Do I dazzle you too?"

Cho stares at him drooling. But she manages to nod her head slightly.

"Cho I wanted to tell you that……..(cue dramatic music)…………I'm……."

"What is it Cedric? You know you can tell me anything."

Willow whispers to Phoenix, "What a whore."

"Cho I already told you shut the fuck up! So…… well I came here to tell you………..I'm…….."

A beautiful girl with brown hair and golden eyes steps out from behind him, grabs Cho by the shoulders with hands as cold as Cedric's and says, "He's trying to say that he a bloody fucking vampire!"

*Gasp* "Wha- What!? Am I dreaming? This is a joke right Cedric?" the rooms remains silent. "RIGHT?!"

"No Cho this is not a joke. And my name isn't Cedric anymore…….It's Edward Cullen!"

Dun dun duun!

*gasp*

"What the fuck is it with you and fucking gasping? Shut up and stop acting like a fucking child. Bitch." The beautiful girl shakes Cho.

*gasp*

"Bella honey please stop. You might hurt her." Cedric, I mean Edward says.

*gasp* "Honey?" *whimpers*

"Yes Cho I would like to introduce you to my Bella. She is my wife."

Dun dun duun.

*gasp*

"And this is my daughter…….Reneesme."

*double gasp*

Another beautiful girl steps from behind Edward.

"And this is my son-in-law……Jacob……..who is a werewolf"

*triple gasp*

Willow nudges Phoenix again, " She's gonna die if she doesn't stop gasping. We don't want to kill anyone."

"Or do we?" Phoenix laughs quietly.

*gasp*

"I'm kidding stop gasping, you sound like Cho."

"That's just mean"

"I know."

Edward looks at the still gasping Cho, "Go to sleep now, Cho."

*gasp*

"But Cedric…."

"It's Edward dammit. You dumb fucking bitch. Now go the fuck to sleep!"

*gasp* "Fine."

Cho falls asleep and the illusions fade away as Phoenix and Willow laugh their asses off.

*gasp*

A/N Sorry about all the random gasping in this story but I just think it's fun to type that. So yeah umm remember to eat processed foods and gasp whenever you have the chance. Oh and beware of the evil demon gnome babies, they are coming so beware and watch the bushes for any sign of them.

*gasp*