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Lesson # 4. SECOND LAW of THERMODYNAMICS
"The disorder of the universe increases in a spontaneous process and remains the same at equilibrium"
"Ugh! Kuso! What the hell is wrong with me?!" she said to no one in particular, as she let her head land rather unceremoniously on her pillow.
"I keep having dreams about us together, both during the night and day.. I keep volunteering on healing him whenever he's in the hospital.. I get jealous when he'd rather read porn than train me.. And on rare times he'd agree, I'd always look forward to training with him, despite him being forever late by 3 DAMN HOURS.." she half cried while having a sort of childish tantrum on her bed.
The bit of adrenaline from training finally wore off and exhaustion finally took its toll. Sakura laid on her back, with her eyes staring at the blankness of the ceiling.
"Damn him! I blush like mad whenever he's near.. I get lost in his eyes.. I keep stumbling and stuttering like hell whenever I'm with him.. Well, he always catches me when I fall... Those strong, muscular arms, his hard chest. I just wanna tear off his mask and- KUSO! I mean, he does have a REALLY HOT body and all that… STOP IT!"
She sat up while rubbing her temples. "Shannaro… I must be overtraining or something. That's it!.. I hope.."
Little did she know that her ramblings were not left unheard by a certain silver haired jonin, who, while reciprocating the same thoughts and musings, was currently perched near the pinkette's bedroom window. Evidently the temptation of stalking his beloved cherry blossom was too strong to resist. Must be the effect of reading too much Icha-icha.
Her eyes landed upon her picture of Team 7. Her eyes widened with both realization and grief "But Sasuke-kun.. I still love him though.. I think… Ugh! Why is my love life so fucked up?!"
Lesson # 5. DURKHEIM'S CONSENSUS THEORY
"Disjunction in goals and means lead to innovation, wherein goals are acceptable, yet unattainable; thus alternative means are made"
He wanted her.
He couldn't have her.
Her heart remained chained to Sasuke.
But, when Kakashi wants something, he gets it.
This is why he maintains close proximity, comforting her and being her constant companion,
waiting for that opening, that opportune moment to strike.
That basically explains three notable changes in his behavior.
Despite his obvious dread of hospitals, Kakashi makes it a point to ONE: obtain a certain degree of injury after each mission, so that he would immerse in the satisfaction of his Sakura-chan giving him utmost care and attention - the feel of her warm, soft and smooth skin, the soothing feeling of her chakra pulsating through his system.
TWO: volunteering to supervise Sakura's training whenever Tsunade-sama was practically drowning in paper work and other responsibilities. He'd pocket his beloved Icha-icha in order to enjoy another form of paradise! *wink*
THREE: arriving earlier than he usually does… sort of. The perpetually tardy shinobi usually came an hour or two (minimum) after the appointed meeting time. Now, his tardiness reduced to a minimum of half an hour, as his desire to spend more time with his blossom grew stronger than his grief for losing beloved comrades.