A/N: SO yeah it took forever but it's finally updated. I actually didn't write this chapter, I just tried to edit it and blah blah blah blah. Anyway Willow wrote this chapter and I hope you enjoy. And yeah do not own Harry Potter or the song so anyway here's the chap.
Chapter 2: Second Prank
"Phoenix I am hungry let go food……now!!" Willow says while poking Phoenix with her wand.
"Whhhhyyyyyyyyyy?"
"Because I want food….and you can go see your lover."
"Fine."
"Ha I knew it you do love Snape. Phoenix and Snape sitting in a tree kissing first comes love then comes marriage then comes a greasy baby…"
Phoenix throws a book at Willow, "Ow that hurt I am going to run away and cry" Willow runs away and 'cries' Phoenix sighs (sigh not gasp) and gets up and follows Willow out of the dorms. Willow runs ahead out of sight.
Phoenix finds Willow in front of the Great Hall laughing her head off. "What so funny?" "Shh listen"
(Inside the Great Hall)
Luna: "Did you hear about Cho"
Smith: "Yeah I heard that she saw Cedric last night and was telling Dumblore all about it and she couldn't stop gasping"
Bob: *gasp* "Really I think they sent her to St. Mungo's"
Luna: "St. Mungo….wait, who are you?"
Bob: "I ummm *gasp* Look its Harry Potter!" (Runs away)
Hermione: "Harry did you hear about Cho?"
Harry: "No Hermione I didn't know. It's only all around school I became deaf for a while and couldn't hear anything thank you for pointing that out for me Mrs. Obvious"
Hermione: "Well you don't have to be so mean" (gets up and walks away)
Ron: "Only you mate will fall for someone crazy like Cho and what with you and Hermione"
(Outside the Great hall)
Willow and Phoenix are laughing their heads off as Hermione comes out in a huff. Willow and Phoenix: "Hello Mrs. Obvious"
Hermione gives them a glare and walks away
Phoenix: "I am so scary…..Nice job Willow to put a curse on Harry."
Willow: "I couldn't help it she bugs me so much"
Phoenix: "By the way Willow why are you still in your Pjs?"
Willow looks down at her Gir Pjs and smiles
Willow: "I don't know"
Phoenix: "So what is the plan for today?"
Willow: *gasp* "Why Phoenix you don't know I thought you knew everything."
Phoenix hits Willow over the head
Willow: "Ow what the hell!"
Phoenix: "If you gasp one more time it will be, a lot worse trust me."
She gives Willow a death glare and Willow puts her hand up in defense.
Willow: "Ok I get the point now my dear friend I think this school needs a musical don't you agree with me?"
Phoenix: Why Willow I think you just read my mind. *smiles evilly* but before we do anything would you go change out of your Pj's."
Willow: "Awww but I like my big fluffy blue panda pj's."
Phoenix: "GO!.....wait I thought they were gir pjs."
Willow: "FINE!"
Willow stomps away angrily back to the Ravenclaws dorms (That's right we're in the smart dorm)
Phoenix follows shaking her head
(Potions Class)
Willow and Phoenix walk into the classroom under an invisibility cloak and wave their wands and say a few funny words then sit down to watch.
Snape: "Now Mr. Potter can you tell me what……."*
He pauses as through he hears something
Snape: "What is that mysterious ticking noise?"
Snape starts to do a little dance
"Kind of catchy……. Snape Snape Serverus Snape Snape Snape Serverus Snape *random pop in byDumbledore* Dumbledore! Snape Snape Serverus Snape, Dumbledore! Snape Snape Serverus Snape
*Ron stands up Stands next to Snape and Dumbledore* Ron Ron Ronald Weasly Snape Snape Seveus Snape Ron Ron Ronald Weasly Dumbledore! Ron Ron Ronald Weasly Dumbledore!
*Hermione stands up next toRon* Her-mione Snape Snape Severus Snape,*Finally Harry stands* Harry Potter I am Harry Potter Snape snape Hermione Ron Ron Ronald Weasly Dumbledore *Snape and Harry look at each other* Snape Harry Snape Harry Snape Harry Dumbledore! Her-mione *all together* Singing our song all the day long at Ho-gwarts
Ron: "I Found the source of the ticking noise it's a pipe bomb!"
*Everyone except Snape and Dumbledore*
All: "Yayy!"
Then there's a big boom Willow and Phoenix laugh in the back round as the smoke disappears
Voldemort: "Mwhahahahahah *begins tapping his wand on the desk in rythm* Voldermort Voldemort voldy voldy Voldermort. *And then disappears*
Willow and Phoenix leave the classroom as everyone is getting up.
(In the hall)
Willow: *laughs* "That was great ah the music the greatest magic ever."
*Phoenix is on the floor laughing*
Phoenix: "I bet everyone is wondering what the hell just happened."
Dumbledore: "Yes I am sure they are."
Dumbledore is standing over them.
Willow: *gasp* "Oh ello headmaster.:
(Phoenix gives her famous death glare)
Bob: Ha ha it's famous!
He says before he disappears again.
A/N: That song is the rights of Potter Puppet Pals if you would like to watch it go to .com/ and click on The Mysterious Ticking Noise. You'll love it.