A/N: Okay wow, so I know it's been forever but both Willow and I have been preoccupied with college and our other stories so sorry for the lack of chapters I hope this will satisfy your desire for randomness. Lol.

Chapter 3 - Dumbledore and Planning

Last time on Like This……………

Phoenix: "I bet everyone is wondering what the hell just happened."

Dumbledore: "Yes I am sure they are."

Dumbledore is standing over them.

Willow: *gasp* "Oh ello headmaster.:

(Phoenix gives her famous death glare)

Bob: Ha ha it's famous!

He says before he disappears again.


"Damnit who are you? Why the hell do you keep popping up?" Phoenix screeches towards the open space where 'Bob' once stood.

Dumbledore gives Phoenix a stern look before he begins speaking. "Now Phoenix, you are a young lady and young ladies shouldn't…………What the fuck, why am I naked?!"

"Headmaster! One should not cuss so much. It is unbecoming especially of someone of your status." Phoenix states and tries not to giggle as she holds her wand out of view.

"Uh, headmaster maybe you should go put some clothes on. It's kinda disturbing." Willow says while trying to hold in her laughter.

"Oh Shit!" Dumbledore yelps before he runs out of view trying to doge between statues so no one sees him as he makes his way to his office.

"Remember what I said about cussing headmaster!" Phoenix yells after him before both her and Willow burst into laughter.

"Phoenix why did he think he was naked?" Willow asks between giggles.

"Oh just a spell I made up. I never knew Dumbledore could move so fast he was really ducking and rolling to avoid being seen." Both Willow and Phoenix laugh again for a few minutes before they regain their composure.

They both stand up and just as Willow is about to speak Phoenix punches her.

"Ow……..damnit Phoenix what the hell was that for?" Willow moans while clutching her gushing nose.

"I told you I would get you worse if you ever gasped like that again." Phoenix says before she recites a quick spell that fixes Willow's nose. "Now where were we?"

"I have no idea but I think we need to plan another prank. But what are we gonna do this time?" Willow says as she finally removes her hands from her face.

"Hmmmmm…we could…"

A/N: Okay so I know that was short and I'm sorry to end it there but I wanted to see if anyone else has some ideas for any pranks for Phoenix and Willow to pull.