A/N from Phoenix: Okay so this chapter was written by Willow. For the most part. Lol. I kinda edited the end a little bit……Aaaanyway sorry for the wait, I hope you enjoy another completely random chapter. Lol

A/N from the lovely (A/N from Phoenix: lol) Willow: Phoenix edits this like she said and I did write some of it…she just added more to fit in with last chapter since I wrote this before she put that chapter up. Lol hopefully will update soon Finals are coming up so we will see.

Chapter 4 – Dumbledore Gets Pranked Again. (Poor Dumbledore)

Last Chapter……

"Now where were we?"

"I have no idea but I think we need to plan another prank. But what are we gonna do this time?" Willow says as she finally removes her hands from her face.

"Hmmmmm…we could…"

Bob: You should prank Harry Potter!!!!

Both Willow and Phoenix turn to face the mysterious boy.

Phoenix: Who the fuck are you? Tell me right the fuck now before I kick your ass.

Bob: *gasp*

Phoenix reaches out to grab him but only catches air as the mysterious boy vanishes again.

Phoenix: What the hell is going on? Who is he?

Willow shrugs as Dumbledore appears again, now fully clothed.

Dumbledore: Now, will you ladies please follow me to my office.

Willow: Yes sir *she starts to follow Dumbledore in marching mode.*

Phoenix: (whispering to Willow) What are you doing?

Willow: Following Dumbledore, what does it look like I am doing?

Phoenix: Being an idiot.

Willow: But Phoenix *in a whiny annoying voice* I am an idiot.

Phoenix: Then how did you get into Ravenclaw?

Willow: Because I promised the Sorting Hat a cookie, duh. Oh, that reminds me…. Hey! Dumbledore can we stop by the kitchen?

Dumbledore: I am afraid not. We are very close to my office now.

Willow: Awww but then the Sorting Hat won't get a cookie.

Dumbledore pauses and turns around to look at Willow who is trying to give Dumbledore puppy dog eyes while Phoenix bangs her head against a wall.

Dumbledore: I am pretty sure the sorting hat does not need or want a cookie. (He says looking at Willow and then turns to Phoenix looking concerned) And Phoenix why are you banging your head against the wall?

Phoenix: Its helps me deal with the stupidity I have to endure everyday.

Dumbledore looks confused and keeps walking. Willow grabs Phoenix and drags her along while she skips after Dumbledore merrily.

When they get to Dumbledore's office and follow Dumbledore in both Phoenix and Willow stop and stare, amazed by all the knick-knacks in his office.

Willow: ooooooh look at all the shiny things!

Phoenix (while staring amazedly at everything): I want to touch.

Dumbledore: Please don't *as he sits behind his desk.* Now I want you ladies to tell me why you feel the need to prank everyone.

Phoenix and Willow reluctantly take their eyes off all the shiny gizmo's only to be amazed by something else.

Phoenix: Look Willow a Phoenix. (Willow and Phoenix run over to Fawkes not listening to Dumbledore) See! See aren't they freakin awesome! That's how I got my name you know.

Just as Willow was about to respond, Dumbledore interrupted.

Dumbledore: Yes Fawkes is a Phoenix. Now ladies please take a seat.

The girls look away from the phoenix sadly and sit down in their chairs.

Phoenix *pouting* I want a phoenix.

Willow: Well, I want a cookie.

Sorting Hat: So do I. (His voice is coming from the shelf behind the girls)

Willow: Oh hi Sorting Hat! I'm sorry I don't have your cookie. Dumbledore wouldn't let me stop by the kitchen to get one.

Sorting Hat: Damnitt! You own me a cookie Dumbledore.

Dumbledore: How about a lemon drop?

Sorting Hat: I don't want a bloody lemon drop I want a cookie. You and your lemon drops! Always eating them and trying to feed them to me, they're nasty. Only old men would like them…..well that does explain why you like them though.

Dumbledore: Hey! I am not old! I am young and pretty and (Phoenix waves her wand under the desk where Dumbledore can't see. Suddenly he stands up on his chair and starts to sing)

I feel pretty, oh so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright! (witty and bright)
And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight,
Any girl who isn't me tonight!

I feel charming, oh so charming,
It's alarming how charming I feel! (how charming I feel)
And so pretty that I hardly can believe I'm real,
That I hardly can believe I'm real,
That I'm real!

Willow: (Willow leans over and whispers to Phoenix) Do you think we should leave now?

Phoenix: Yup, he'll be doing that for a while. (They sneak away and close the door, but they can still hear Dumbledore singing loudly from his desk while the Sorting Hat roars with laughter.)

See the pretty girl in that mirror there,
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face;
Such a pretty dress;
Such a pretty smile;
Such a pretty me.
Such a pretty smile;
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning, and entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy! (dancing for joy)
For I'm loved by a pretty, wonderful boy!

Phoenix: *laughing* Holy crap, that was great I can't believe he didn't notice.

Willow: *laughing so hard she's crying* Wha…..What…….Sp…..Spell…..was……th….that?

Phoenix smiles evilly and waves her wand. Then she walks away happily, leaving Willow to sing in harmony with Dumbledore.

A/N: Told you it was random. Lol.