Disclaimer:I don't own Naruto. I only own these characters: Jessica, Jenny, and Beth.
Chapter 6
Beth, Jenny, and Jes met up in the living room the next morning and Jes was scowling at Jenny. "You told Kisame about the fish thing, didn't you?" Jes growled.
"um.... Yea..." Jenny replied as she slowly made her way away from Jessica and toward the door leading outside.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!" Jes yelled as she ran after Jenny trying to grab her shirt collar.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS FUCKING YELLING ABOUT!!!!" Hidan hollered.
Jes and Jenny ignored him and continued the running after/ running away from as all the Akatsuki showed up.
Tobi sat next to Beth and asked, " Jessica-Chan really isn't gonna kill Jenny-Chan is she?"
Beth did the doom sigh and answered, " No, Tobi, she isn't gonna kill Jenny, she just said to be scary."
Jenny stopped and turned to face Jessica and said, " Jes if you kill me then as I am dying I will tell the entire Akatsuki you secret."
Jes froze in her tracks. "Y... you wouldn't !?" she stammered.
"what secret, un?" asked Deidara.
Jes's face turned liquid paper white as she mouthed, " tell and die"
"Well, that's not much of an incentive to keep the secret, now is it?" Jenny asked as she watched Jes as she thought.
"Well....um.... how about I do you laundry for a month once we get back?" Jes pitched her idea.
" what if we don't get back?"Jenny retorted.
"Um.... I'll do you laundry for two weeks." Jes offered.
Jenny thought about it as Jes added, " And I won't tell a certain silver haired, one red eye, sensei that wears a mask that you like him."
Jenny's face turned a slight pink colour. " ok fine!"
"Awww..... and I wanted to know what the secret was, un" Deidara pouted.
"Well to bad, because it will never come out" Jes stated as she walked out of the living room.
Walking back to her's and Deidara's room she decided to take a nap. She searched the room looking for something to sleep in and found a pair of teal boxers and a black tank top. Jes took the tank top to Kakuzu so he could fix it. She walked up to the door that said 'Kakuzu. No religious fanatics may enter, that means you Hidan.' She knocked on the door and waited for him to answer.
She opened the door and walked in and held the shirt out for him to fit. "I'm not gonna fit the shirt." he said not looking up from his money.
"B...but I'll give you 5 dollars." Jes said as she looked at him with puppy dog eyes.
"Fine." He said taking the shirt from her and fixing it so it fit her.
" Thank you!" she replied walking out and back to her room. Once back in her room she changed clothes, crawled in to bed and went to sleep.
~Back in the living room~
Pein came out of his office/room and asked/stated, " is everyone here? We're going to have a meeting."
Everyone looked around and then Beth said, "Jes and Kakuzu aren't here."
"The old fuck is in his fucking room counting his fucking money." Hidan said.
"Jes is probably asleep somewhere." Jenny informed.
"Deidara, go find her." Pein ordered.
"Hai,un." Deidara replied as he left the room to go find his new roommate. Well I guess I should start in the room. He thought. Walking to their room he saw Kakuzu walking to the living room. Deidara opened the door to the room and looked around and noticed the bedroom door was shut, so he walked over and opened it. He saw her laying on the bed, covers shoved off the side and in his clothes. He was pissed at first because she was wearing his favorite pair of boxers, but then he felt himself smiling at her. " Hey, wake up. The Leader called a meeting,un" He said shaking her.
"I'm up." she mumbled as she pulled a pillow over her head.
"Meeting now, un" he said taking the pillow away.
"ugh!" she groaned as she stood up and wrapping up in a blanket. She dragged her self into the living room and sat next to Deidara and used him as a pillow.
The Leader rolled his eyes at the lazy girl and started the meeting. " So as everyone knows we have three new people here wanting to join, so there is going to be a team swap today. The teams will be as follows: Itachi and Jenny, Sasori and Beth, Deidara and Jessica, Hidan and Kakuzu, Kisame and Tobi, and Zetzu will just continue doing what he has been doing. Meeting adjourned."
Jes got up and started to walk back to her room and as she walked pass Pein he stopped her. "Be ready for your first mission." she gave him a thumbs up and walked off to finish her nap.
~Later that day~
Jes, Jenny, and Beth were outside sitting on a bolder that was half in a lake and half out. They sat there just taking in the sun and the surroundings when they heard someone coming up behind them. They looked behind them to see Deidara. "Jessica, we need to get ready for the mission, un" he stated.
"what was the mission?" she asked.
*sigh* " We have to go on recon, un"
" Ok." she said getting up and jumping off the bolder. " I'm ready!"
Deidara made a clay bird and tossed it on the ground and made it bigger. Jes's eyes were wide, she had see it in the show but it was so much cooler in person. She ran up to the bird and looked it over. "WOW!!!"
Deidara hopped on and pulled her with him and as soon as they were settled on it the bird took off in the direction of the land of snow.
"This is so awesome!" Jes gawked as she leaned over the edge. She wasn't paying attention to Deidara nor the bird as it banked to the side that she was leaning over. "EEEKKKKK!!!!!" She yelled as she almost fell off, but Deidara grabbed the back loop on her shorts.
" Don't you ever pay attention, un?" Deidara asked.
" what did you say? I wasn't paying attention." she said jokingly.
~ back at the hideout~
Jenny and Beth were playing cards with Tobi, Itachi, and Sasori.
"Do you have any 3s" Tobi asked.
"Tobi, for the 20th time we are playing black jack." Jenny said as she tapped the table for one more card.
Itachi was the dealer and he handed her the card and looked at the others to see if they needed cards. " Show'em." He said then everyone flipped there cards over. Jenny had a 16, Beth had an 18, Itachi had a 15, Sasori had a 17, and Tobi had a 21.
" What the!!!!!!" Jenny said.
" Not again!" Beth fussed.
Itachi and Sasori just rolled their eyes and Sasori shuffled the cards for another game.
"Tobi's done playing! Tobi is going to draw a picture for Jessica-Chan." Tobi said skipping to his room.
"ugh!" Jenny groaned.
" I'm so bored." Beth said
~ Back with Jes and Deidara~
"so when are we going to......AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Jes was cut off by the bird diving into the trees and landing.
Deidara laughed as his partner stood up and dusted herself off. Jes glared at him then started laughing at herself. " so what do we do now?" she asked.
"We do background on this area and the village to see if there is a jinchuriki here, un." he said as he walked toward the village.
Jes followed him. She turned to face him and walked backwards toward the village. "soooo..... Do you do this kinda stuff all the time?"
"No, I normally do the attacking, un"
Jes turned back around and growled to herself as she stalked off in some random direction.
"hey where are you going, un?"
She ignored him and walked through the the trees and bushes. OMG! Why can't he give more than one liners. I mean seriously! God I can't believe that he is so dense that he can't tell I like him! I mean I was wearing his clothes and I even used him as pillow! GRRRR!!!!! I don't know what to do. She thought as she walked, once again not paying attention and running into a tree. "Owww! Shit that hurt! Wait, where am I?" she asked looking around and not seeing Deidara anywhere.
"Damnit! Where did she go, un?" he growled looking for her.
Jes tried to get back to where her and Deidara landed, but she ended up at a big gate. She walked up to the gate only to be met with a big scary guard.
" Halt!" the guard said.
" Um.... where is this?" Jes asked.
"Where are you from?" he asked.
"um......" Jes started to back away. "I think I made a wrong turn. I'm lost and I'm trying to find my friend." she informed. She turned to walk away and got into the forest before someone grabbed he from behind and pulled her up into a tree. She tryied to scream but there hand was over her mouth and then she felt something lick her lips. She looked behind her and saw Deidara and turned to hug him.
" Oh my god! I was so scared!." she exclaimed.
"Aww.... I thought you just missed me, un." he laughed.
" Oh your awful." she said play punching him.
" Ow! That hurt, un" he joked.
~At the hideout, almost 10 pm~
"LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE YOU FUCKING USELESS EXCUSE OF A FUCKING HUMAN!!!!!" Hidan yelled.
"TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!!!!!!" Tobi yelled as he ran from Hidan.
"Be nice Hidan." Jenny said as Tobi hid behind her.
"NO FUCKING WAY YOU BITCH. NOW MOVE YOUR FUCKING ASS!" he yelled not needing to.
" Itachi, Hidan is trying to get me off the computer." she lied.
Itachi showed up and glared at Hidan and he backed off not wanting to piss off the Uchiha any more than he already was.
"hey Jenny what's up?" Beth asked walking in to the living room.
"Not much, Hidan just tryied to kill Tobi so I helped out some. You?"
" I"m just gonna help Sasori with a puppet."
"cooly!"
Beth walked to Sasori's room and looked around for him but he wasn't there. She sat down on the couch and waited for him. After about 10 minuets of waiting Beth fell asleep and Sasori walked in noticing that his roommate was sleeping so he got a blanket to cover her and went to bed.
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