~~**~~ So, it's the new chapter everyone XD Well, new few chapters lol I'm so surprised at how many people have wound up liking this story and asking for more! I'm really in debt to all of y'all that have read and reviewed, really I am; I love the love! XD But, I split this one chapter up into 3 small ones, just because it seemed less daunting than one big chapter. I'm not going to put author's notes in the next two chapters, but do be warned that they get pretty bad...; I should believe alot worse than the last little bit o' smut I posted. Anywho, I hope y'all enjoy reading! Thankyou again for leaving such beautiful comments! Please continue to critique me and let me know what you think! Thanks again! Have fun^^~~**~~
"One Kiss and This is Gonna Haunt Me..."
"Freya's tit, Ruffnut, what're you trying to do, decapitate me?!" Tuffnut swung his sword at his sister, aiming to do just what he had accused her of attempting. She ducked and grinned, baring her teeth in a heavy pant as she hefted her own sword into the air above their heads. "It'd be a blessing to the world if I did." She snarled before bringing the sharp piece of metal down, Tuffnut just pulling his shield over him in time. Her blade landed on the wood with a sickening thunk, sinking into the worn bark as it did.
He shuffled back a step, grunting as he jerked his shield with him, ripping her sword out only to rain splinters over each of them. She jumped back a step too, swinging wildly again, metal blade sparking against his this time. He pushed her sword away, attempting to thrust it from her grasp, but she clenched her fist around it even tighter instead. He slid his blade along the length of hers before quickly ducking and lunging forward, jabbing for her thinly clad gut. She skittered backwards with a yelp, narrowing her eyes at him before charging the few paces between them. Tuffnut growled as their shields slammed into each other, letting them push with equal amounts of force as their blades scraped along each other.
"Why're you being such a bitch today, Ruff?" His twin made an exasperated, angered noise through her teeth before kicking at his knee, making him wince in pain. He dropped away, rolling out of her sword's arc before standing up, shaking his hair out of his eyes as she lifted her sword off the ground and pivoted towards him. "I may act like a bitch, but at least I don't FIGHT like one." She grinned wickedly at him, tossing a braid over her shoulder as he frowned. She ran once more, releasing a war cry as she committed a suicide lunge. He knocked her sword from her hand, dancing from her plan B tackle as he did, striking her in the spine with the butt of his blade. She screeched, falling prostrate to the ground and remaining.
He panted heavily, slumping his body into the comfortable position he preferred, dropping his battered shield and striding over to her. Ruffnut ground her teeth, opening her eyes and clutching at the damp earth beneath her fingers. When her brother's footsteps stopped at her side she whipped up, shooting her long leg out and drop kicking him to his back with a cry of pain from him. Ripping a dagger out of her boot she jumped up, swiping at his chest as he rolled away. Tuffnut got up with another snarl, flattening his hand to his bare chest, pulling it back to find spots of blood smeared over his fingers.
He pulled his own dagger out, jumping up to run at his twin sister, full body tackling her to the ground as he did. She dropped her dagger and he dropped his, both of them rolling down the hill before slamming into their own front doorstep. They lay in the grass at their front stoop, still kicking and struggling against each other long after their battle should've ended. Finally Ruffnut managed to kick Tuffnut off, sitting up and swiping the back of her hand over her bleeding lip, glowering at her twin brother as he sat a few feet away, holding his bleeding chest still. After a moment he got up, snorting quietly at her before grinning, "I win."
Ruffnut glared and dropped her hand, tilting her head almost all the way back to look up at her brother. "Did not! I fucking won!" She gestured to the cut across his chest. Seeing as they each only had one bleeding wound, whoever struck the first won. Tuffnut lifted his hand though, showing her a fist full of her hair with another triumphant smirk. Ruffnut yelped and reached for the side of her head, pulling her hand back to find blood dotting her fingers in small smears. She glowered at her brother as he dropped the blonde tresses to the grass between them. "I win." Seeing as she had one more bleeding wound than he did, the rules indeed changed to where he won.
She huffed and folded her arms over her small breasts, stomping a foot in the grass as he turned and started off, bending into that thuggish slump of his as he did. Ruffnut lifted her brow, watching him go with peeked curiosity. "Wait, where you goin', Tuff? Aren't you gonna get cleaned up first?" She scrambled to her feet, watching him toss a lazy hand over his shoulder as her calls greeted his ears. "Nah, I just gotta look for somethin' real quick." The boy Thorston twin smirked to himself as he called back the words, knowing his sister was looking at him with pure confusion and curiosity all over her face. She may even follow him; not that he'd care if she did. She'd run her off as soon as she saw him find what he was looking for; he was sure of it.