Death Note: Epic Failure Ch.4

Octavia and Abbie finally make it to the roof of the foster care building.

"I wonder if theres still blood up here…" Abbie said.

"From what!? Did you f*** B so hard that ur a** hole was bleeding!!??"

"no from when my sister felt like being a douche bag"

"well…..ok then…"

The bell rings and it's time for lunch, so Octavia and Abbie hurry up and run down stairs before they get caught.

"where do you think you're going ladies?" B said with a flirty look.

"I don't have time to get raped right now IM STARVING!!!"Abbie said.
"Yea!!!……………eh…….."

"Octavia, shut up or I'll hide under your bed tonight." B said.

"ok……..fine"

"No B is sleeping with me tonight *wink wink* haha just kidding!"

"yea I thought so!"

Octavia and Abbie head to the cafeteria.

They finally make it to the cafeteria and they get their lunch and sit at a table where B, Mello, near, Janna, and Matt are.

"Hey peoplez!" Abbie said.

Octavia and Abbie sit down and start eating their lunch.

"Mello, Matt, B, Near, HI!.........." Octavia said shy and in love………with near of course.

"Shut the f*** up!" Mello and Matt said while they are making out.

"Hi……." Near said shy and boring.

Octavia looked over at near and near looked over at Octavia. I think there is a connection going on!!

"Ok…..Octavia……are you done eating cuz I'm done….HUH!?"

"No..but….." Abbie quickly pulls Octavia's hand and takes her to their room.

"are you out of your f-ing mind?!?! NEAR IS A SHEEP!!!!"

"SO!!! He is sexy and sweet and boring………..I LIKE MY MEN SEXII AND BORING!!!!"

"NO HE IS A SHEEP!!! ITS AGAINST THE LAWS OF NATURE!!!"

"NO HE IS SEXY AND I DON'T GIVE A F*** ABOUT THE LAWS OF NATURE!!!!!!!! THEY CAN KISS MY SKINNY WHITE A$$!!!!!!!"

"EWWWWW….. MENTAL PIC OF NEAR NAKED!!! IM BLIND!!!! AHHHHH!!"

"YEP! IM IN THE PIC TOO! F***ING HIM!"

"EWWWW…. I'm going to have nightmares about that…"

"WELL YOU BETTER! NOW…….IM GONNA BRING HIM DOWN TO THE ROOM SO ME AND HIM CAN TALK…….SO GET THE F*** OUT OKK!!!!!!??????"

" *talk?..... I think not…. Your mom would not be happy about you being alone…..IN A ROOM!......WITH A SHEEP!!!!"

"WELL FOR ONE MY MOM IS DEAD…..AND TWO HE IS NOT A SHEEP YOUR JUST JEALUS SOOO BYE!!!!!!!"

" I AM NOT I HAVE 2!!!!"

"Ok………well please leave and masterbate with mello yellow and matty ok!?"

"nah….. im going to go now before you mentally scar me…."

"ok bye!"

Abbie leaves the room and Octavia calls nears name.

"NEAR! COME IN HERE I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!"

Octavia waits for a minute……………………………….then near walks in the door slow and sits on the bed next to Octavia.

"Hi near……….."

"Hi……."

"So are you……..single……by any chance……"

"ya…."

'well…………would you consider to be my boyfriend………?"

"ok……."

"!!!!!!!!"

Near looks over at Octavia and slowly makes a smile.

"Wanna make out!?"

"No……….but I wanna f*** u…"

"Eh……..ok…….."

Octavia strips down till she is fully nude and near does it as well………….then they start to do it under the covers……………….But then out of nowhere Abbie opens the door and sees Octavia and Near *getting it on* under the covers.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOUNG LADY?!!? Haha just kidding I had to get my cell phone.."

"uuuuhhh….ok get it…."

Abbie walks out………disgusted…..and goes on with her day.

"Eh….sorry near…….she has no respect for privacy…"

"It's ok……….i gotta go anyways…..bye"

Octavia kisses near and he gets dressed……DUH! And leaves the room…..happy.

"What happened to you" Abbie said

"Nothing…..i have to go somewhere that's all……is there a problem?"

"Yes there is……..but it doesn't involve you…."

"Well ok then…….bye"

"Peace"

Near walks away while Abbie is still texting.

Octavia runs out of the room and takes Abbie's hand and drags her to the roof of the foster care building.

"Why did you drag me up here?"

"Cuz I have something to tell you!"

"Ok……what did you do……..?"

"Nothing……I have some good news and bad news…….which one do u want first?"

"Uhhhhh …… the good first…."

"Ok well the good news is…..that I heard that L is coming here to see you!"

"I know I told him if he didn't come back today I would completely slit my wrists"

"Oh ok and now……….are u ready for the bad news…?"

"Hai…."

"Ok….well……….me and near are in a *so called* relationship right now……but the thing is……..someone else likes me………and I like him…..but I can't tell you cuz you'll get very mad…."

"Ummm you need to tell me…… "

"ok….fine ummm………it's light……..me and him…..are in love…….sorry…"

"No if you don't tell me things could go wrong………… I saw it happen to many times before….."

"What do you mean……?"

"I'm never bringing it up again…… but you half to trust me …… who is it?"

"Ehh……….mello……I like his chocolate bar!!!!!!!"

"Ok that's ok then….."

"Cool……thanks for understanding……."

"But I need you to do one thing for me ok?"

"Ok….what is it?"

"I need you to tell me if B ever says or does anything weird to you ....... I'm not joking if he does you need to let me know right away ok" Abbie said really seriously.

"umm no but like today before we went lunch….when he asked us where we were going…..he had that….flirty look and……..I'm pretty sure he was looking at me…….but why are you acting so serious? Is there an issue going on with B or something?"

"no its normal for him to do that around me…… but that's not the type of weird I'm talking about… don't worry about it but if anything weird starts to happen let me know"

"eh…..ok then"

Abbie and Octavia walk down the stairs and Octavia starts to feel tired…..so she heads off to bed and gets ready for tomorrow, while Abbie is outside at the gate waiting for L to come back.