Last chapter was CRAP! I know forgive me? Ill do better!

Chapter 3 – Bittersweet revenge.

Edward P.O.V

"Think!" Jake slapped Emmett on the head.

"I'm trying, jeez Jake!" Emmett yelled "Oh, how about we throw pillows at them!"

Jasper sighed "Emmett that is a shit Idea"

Edward! I have to find a revenge plan, for Bella trying to kill me.

"I still think we can't over do the fact Bella turned Edward blue and made him unconscious" Jasper muttered.

"For the last time, Jasper. I. Did. Not. Pass. Out."

"Sure, sure" Jake smiled sitting down beside Emmett.

How am I supposed to commit revenge on such an angel? Edward snap out of it!

Jasper grinned. Jasper was the one who was good at the war, he knew the tactics and what would through the girls off.

Jasper stood up "Waterballons"

Alice P.O.V

I couldn't stop laughing over the fact that Bella tried to kill my brother and neither could Rosie. Bella was plainly ashamed and worried but I chose not to make snarky comments and just laugh. Tanya on the other hand was in panic mode, I could tell by her face that all she was thinking was 'She nearly killed him, my son of a bitch brother nearly died'

I doubled over laughing harder as Rosie acted out Edwards face when Bella assaulted him. Oh how my best friend Bella amazes me with her random outbursts.

I stopped when I heard laughing coming from outside my door and flipped over my bed clutching a terrified Rose.

"Not again!" Tanya screamed as her and Bella ran over to us. We stood clinging on to each other in fear as my door burst open to a really hot Jasper holding a water balloon.

"Good evening ma ladies" he nodded. Edward, Jake and Emmett came behind him.

"Hell yeah, let's get some ladies wet!" Emmett...

We screamed and yelled as balloons flew at us from various angles. I gasped when I was rugby tackled onto my bed. Jasper was on top of me grinning ear to ear.

"Emmett hand me the bottle" he smiled, he is soo hot it is...WAIT! WHAT!?

Emmett gave Jasper a bottle of tap filled water, believe me I can tell. Jasper held my body down with one hand and unscrewed the bottle lid with another. No.

"Jasper, please NO! You know I can't stand tap water"

He chuckled but I was positive there was pain on his face. "It isn't coming out a tap. It's in a bottle therefor its bottled wat-"

"No it isn't Its-" I was cut of my by own scream as the cold water drenched my new chanel top, I bought it last week and I was actually going to wear it again! I know it's shocking, I rarely use a tote twice.

"JASPER!"

"You ok?" he pulled me up. He is sooo getting it, I grabbed what was left of the water bottle and drenched his hair before escaping into the hall. I screamed and ran as fast as I could but a pair of arms flew round my waist picking me up and swirling me round. I laughed as Jasper chuckled against my back. He is a god!

Short, yeah I know but i wanted to get a start on Alice's and Jaspers relationship and as i said I am doing it in clips and the start of this relationship is short mwhahaha hey don't hate me just cause i'm a bad writer