I just got a review that got me thinking Edward should have pain, so thanks reviewer (Didn't say your name incase you didn't want me too) So what would Bella think would be painfull, humiliating and will scar Edward for life? Please give me Ideas! =D

Chapter 5 – Switching sides in War.

Bella P.O.V

I hate him, I positively and absolutely hate him! He tortures me, the son of a bi-

"Calm, down" Tanya whispered.

Ugh! How the hell am I going to calm down, I should've finished him when I had the chance, Damn Emmet for pulling me off Cullen. I'll get him as soon as Rosie comes up with an Idea that doesn't involve her sucking face with my brother, Rosie and Emmett have always had a thing for each other not that any of them will ever admit it to each other but both had told me. I told Rosie if she goes with one-brain-cell-Emmet then I will personally right 'Dumb-Fuck' on her forehead but she knows I wouldn't be mad, I'm happy if they are happy and that's what counts.

"I know!" Alice was hyper, wait when was Alice not Hyper? "Let's play make-up on them when they sleep"

I literally flew over her bed and hugged her and she jumped up and down, I knew I shouldn't have let her have that can of Coca Cola Alice being Alice has a low tolerance of sugar but I was glad the sugar rush gave her an Idea.

I turned and giggled at the menacingly evil laugh coming from Rose, it was like the ones the villains have in super hero films.

Tanya stood up and at first I thought she was going to argue that this was immoral but a smile appeared "I'll go get my semi-permanent hair dye?" she asked Alice. Alice nodded, oh this is getting better and better.

Knock, Knock.

"Come in" Alice chirped. Jasper entered with a frown and then smiled as Alice grinned brightly at him.

"Jazzy!" she skipped towards him, took his hand and sat him on the edge of her bed.

"Ali." He smiled pulling her to sit next to him. "So what are you going to do to me?"

Alice looked blankly at him, almost dazzled by him. "Huh?"

"Ali, you do remember the dare right?"

She looked intently at the wall then her eyes bugged "Oh! Yeah"

He smiled at her then kissed her cheek.

Alice P.O.V

Knock, Knock.

"Come in" I said my voce clearly high because of my sugar intake, but who gives?. Jasper entered with a frown and then smiled at me so I grinned excitedly at him.

"Jazzy!" I skipped up to him, took his hand and sat him on the edge of my bed.

"Ali." He smiled pulling me down on the bed next to him. "So what are you going to do to me?"

What is he talking about? Hey sur I could do alot to him, and he would enjoy it but-whoa Alice! "Huh?"

"Ali, you do remember the dare right?" his eyes expectant.

I stared at the wall hping the answers would appear then I remembered the dare I had giving to Jasper to dress up him and do his make-up "Oh! Yeah"

He smiled and then bent down, wow he is soo amazing, he's smart and-

OMG! He just kissed my cheek, damn my cheek burns. What I wouldn't give for him to like me back.

"Alice?" Bella waved her hand in front of my face while Jasper smirked, oh! I must have been out daydreaming awhile now.

I looked at a dumbstruck Tanya and a slightly knowing Bella.

"Uhh, Sorry. I was thinking about what colour would suit Jaz better" I barely breathed.

"Hmmm-hm" Bella winked then walked over to were Tanya and Rose now were.

"So, Ali" Jazzy grinned.

I grinned "So Jaz"

***

Edward, Jake and Emmett laughed as I twisted and curled Jasper stunning blonde hair.

"Shut the F up" Jaz hissed.

This just made them laugh harder.

"So Jasmine, what you want to do?" Emmet laughed at his joke, Inventive call Jasper a girl name, good job, Idiots.

"Shut up, its sexy...Believe me Jaz, If you were a girl you'd turn me" I smiled to reassure him and then glared at the boys who laughed at my comment.

He just looked at me with a face that spelled 'Thanks, but that didn't help'. I put the pink lipstick on my lips and turned to Jasper. The boys still laughed but stopped as I sat down and straddled Jasper. Jaz's face was shocked then he chewed on his lip, I placed my lips to his cheek, and left a mark in the pink lipstick I just applied to my lips.

Edwards face was infuriated, Emmett's humour and Jake...disgust? I turned to see a grinning Bella and a frowning Rose, Tanya had went downstairs to get us some ice-cream.

***

"What?" Jaz asked for the ninth time.

"Well you boys are staying over tonight and so are us girls, well we were planning to give the boys a makeover but we'll let you help so you can get revenge" They had all went back to Edwards room half an hour ago but Jaz stayed.

He frowned and his lips puckered then snapped against each other "hmmm, Well they did laugh at me"

I smiled