I aint a big fan of this story but part of me actually likes it... I am writing this chapter for TotallyTeamJazzy, glad you found it funny, really your excuse was you fainted? Hahaha.

Weird Chapter Title huh? :L

Chapter 12 – I think I want to drown myself in a bath of lemonade.

Bella P.O.V

"Look, Belsie, I can explain..." Rose was cut off by my scream.

"EXPLAIN? EXPLAIN? WHAT, HUH? THAT YOU TOTALY DRY HUMPING MY BROTHER?!"

"Bella it isn't like that" Emmett tried to calm me, unfortunately for her it isn't working.

I was pacing in front of them, looking like a mad scientist. I often did scare people with my over building insanity.

"I love her, Bel-"

"WHAAAAAAAT!!!!" I screeched.

Emmett looked scared, he looked like he was thinking about making a run for it. I saw him shift uncomfortably ready to get up and run. I pushed down on his shoulders before he got the chance.

"Okay, Emmett. You try run away, and you can say goodbye to little emme-"

"Whoa. Let's not be overly dramatic" Emmett gulped, eyes wide.

I stood, angrily "You know what? I think I want to drown myself in a bath of lemonade"

"Lemonade? Really, it's so cheap, Cherryade is sooo better"

"Emmett you diss my Lemonade, you die" I stated glaring evilly.

Rose finally met my gaze, she looked sad which instantly made me guilty. "Why does it bother you so much, Bella?"

I sighed, great! Now I feel like the fricken' Grinch. Or like I just dangled a tarantula in a arachnophobic's face. Actually the last one sounds kind of fun.

"It bothers me so much, because how many years have we been at war with them? Four of you have already paired off, and If Tanya and Jake stop, then it'll only be me and him, and I cant ruin him alone" I whispered.

"Why do you want to ruin him?" Emmett asked.

"B-B-Because he ruined me, he broke my heart and I can't let him get away with it" I whispered brokenly.

I heard someone shift behind me and I turned to see Alice, Jasper, Tanya, Jake, Esme and... Edward.

Esme looked close to tears, while the others had their heads hung. Edward stared at me blankly, his eyes glazed over in liquid, I could see tears threaten to spread on both our faces.

He looked glumly stepping forward and I subconsciously stepped back "Bella, I never knew... I-I'm sorry Bella"

"Save it Edward" I whispered running out the door.

Edward P.O.V

I never knew I hurt her that much, that she wanted to ruin me. I always knew I broke her but I thought she was really strong, well on the exterior she is. I felt like a monster with no destruction path. I felt like a beast, a cruel creature that hurts people, that is exactly what I am.

Suck it up, Edward My mind screamed at me she wants to ruin you, so you ruin her!

I don't know why, but I gave into my inner devil. I'll get you Bella Swan.

***

Tanya P.O.V

I glanced at the clock 1am. Perfect.

Bella and I tip-toed into Edward's room, the boys lay asleep. Since Emmett and Jasper were here on out of the war we could only get Edward and Jacob.

I looked at a sleeping Jacob, damn he was hot! Dammit! I didn't think that! Take it back you stupid brain!

"Taaaaanya? Why are you smacking your head?" Bella whispered.

"I-uh, you're going crazy Bells, I did no such thing"

She frowned but ignored me.

We got out the toothpaste and she walked to Edward as I to Jake.

I sat down, each leg either side of Jake, basically straddling him. I squeezed toothpaste onto my finger and brushed it onto his eyebrows. Let's see how hot you are without eyebrows, Jakey.

He stirred and I froze, motionless. His eye flew open and he stared at me confused "Hey, babe" he muttered before closing his eyes again. I felt the air whoosh out of me in relief.

How will you cope without your pretty eyebrows babe?

Bella and I stumbled out the room giggling, I can't wait to see their faces.

I thought I'd have Tanya's P.O.V since I hadn't used it yet, haven't you realised in Fanfics Tanya is always a bitch? I think it's nice to have Tanya as a decent person, she aint a bitch in Twilight, she never tried to steal Edward of Bella, she tried to get his before his interest in Bella so it's really unfair on Tanya.

LOVE MEEEE! ;) xxx