Silver woke up, the first thing he thought was: 'My shoulders aren't hurting'. Then he saw Wave sleeping on another one of the "mattresses" he'd made. He stood and stretched. "Hmmmmm......." He arranged some nails to spell out:

GOING FOR A WALK, WILL PROBABLY BE BACK BEFORE YOU WAKE UP

Satisfied, he exited their temporary house.

***

He stretched and grinned to himself. "It's beautiful out here." He heard the roar of the river, "Oh boy.. time to turn back or have a swim I suppose." He decided to have a swim first, it wasn't like he could have a proper bath. Before he reached the river he fell into a pit, spraining his ankle. Pain lanced through it. "Owww........" He moaned. Then he heard a low growling. "What the...? AH!" He managed to dodge somehow as a wolf (not a Mobian one) lunged at him with it's jaw opened wide. "OH CRAP!" Silver dodged again but got bitten on the same leg he'd sprained.

He noticed a ledge and quickly summoned his telekinises to lift himself to it. The wolf noticed the ledge too, and tried to leap up to it, but it fell short. But then, it also noticed there was a beam of wood holding some boulders placed above the ledge up. Take it in it's teeth, it wrenched and unleashed the boulders on Silver. The ledge held, but Silver was now trapped. Silver nervously watched the wolf planning how to get up to him, he knew it wouldn't take it very long to notice the tiny ledges near the one he was on it could reach. "Oh crap I'm in trouble now... I hope Wave thinks to look for me."

***

In fact, at that moment, Wave had finished swearing in a manner that would have put sailors to shame (no offense to any sailors... it's just a phrase!). Then she had to use her brain and a lot of guesswork to figure out when Silver had left the message. "Oh god... he should have been back by now! I hope nothings happened..." But in her haste to exit the building, she grabbed a sturdy hammer instead of her trusty wrench. She decided there was no time to go back and get the wrench. How right she was.

***

When she arrived Silver had almost passed out. Wave looked down the pit and called, "Silver?" He looked up, "Wave!" "Where are you?" "On the ledge that wolf will reach in a few minutes." Wave quickly looked around, and noticed one of the groups of vines nearby looked like it had been woven together, by who it didn't matter, she quickly took it, held the ends tight, and leapt down.

The wolf was just about to reach the wide eyed Silver when Wave's shoes caught it in the side, sending it tumbling down. She landed in the bottom of the pit and shook the makeshift parachute off. "Wave!" Silver cried out in alarm, she whirled and knocked the wolf (who had sneakily gotten behind her) out with a quick blow to the head from the hammer. Silver sighed in relief then fainted.

"Oh great, just what I need." Wave took the vines apart and used them to tie up the wolf. Then she waited for Silver to wake up, muttering to herself the whole time as she shifted the boulders.

***

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Silver woke up from a dream screaming..... shocking Wave so much she almost dropped the last boulder on him. "DON'T DO THAT!" She yelled.

"DON'T DO WHAT?!"

"SCREAM LIKE THAT!"

"YOU'RE THE REASON I SCREAMED!"

"OH YEAH? WHY?!"

"YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW!"

"OH YES I DO!" The argument raged for twenty minutes before they heard a low whispering. How I do not know. They looked around, at the top of the pit were some porcupines.... their mouths were agape as they stared at Silver and Wave in wonder.

"What?" The leader (they thought) spoke in a voice filled with awe.

"Even we can't keep an argument going that long! No matter what the prize of the argument!"

"Prize of the argument?"

"Yes, don't you know? Argument is a great game! A very sophisticated sport."

"A sport?"

"Sophisticated?"

"Yes! You must come to our village so we can give you a feast!" Silver's ears twitched.

"A feast? Of course we'll come!" Said Wave, eagerly.

"One problem."

"What is it O most wondrous champions who have also defeated the wolf?"

"How do we get out?"

There was much laughter at this statement. They lowered some ropes which Silver and Wave held onto, then they were lifted out. "What about the wolf?" Asked Wave.

"He always gets out of any binding, so do not worry. He is more of a pet to us. He just did not recognize you, he thought you were food." The leader looked apologetic. "I see..."

"I'm Silver the Hedgehog."

"And I'm Wave the Swallow."

"I'm Pump, leader of the village of Arguvilla!"

"Nice name."

"Thank you O Silver the Argument champion."

"Silver? Winning an argument with me? Ha! Not likely."

"Same with you Wave bossy pants."

"OH YEAH?!"

"YEAH!" Another argument. This one continued for thirty minutes, the porcupines excitedly keeping count.

"Thirty minutes! You ARE champions!"

XD I loved writing that......

Disclaimer: ......

I know I know....... you think I'm nuts.

Disclaimer: Yeah, I do.

You don't WANT to think I'm nuts. Want to know why.....?

Disclaimer: Uh oh............ *runs*

Correct answer. *chases with baseball bat*