To: amy_bookworm
Fr: LucianHeir87
Subject: Egypt Scum
Lovely Amy,
I heard you were tricked by an Egyptian scum while there in Egypt. My sincere apologies. If you weren't so gullible, you might have avoided such confrontations such as these.
I'm sorry, that was a bit uncalled for. Here I am insulting you when all I want to do is for you to accept my apologies. I'm sorry Amy. I shouldn't have said that.
Amy, when can we finally meet? When can I finally hold your hand and see your eyes? Wait, when can I even send you these emails? I know that I am an idiot for writing these emails when I won't even send it to you. But I like to pretend that you can reply and even read these emails.
I know...I'm the gullible one.
I love you.
Love,
Ian