Rachel/Nico fic!
I hate it that people think our crazy red head friend can do the deed when she is the Oracle of Delphi, which must be a virgin so let the parody begin!
"Hehehehe Nico where are you taking me!?" Rachel giggled.
"You'll see" Nico said in low husky tone. Rachel giggled some more as Nico led her to an old abandoned cave near Camp Half Blood.
"It's cold in here" I whined to Nico.
"Then let's make it warmer" he said in the same tone before. And just like that he ripped off my clothes and did the dirty deed right on a cold disgusting murky old cave floor.
I need ideas to continue! Vote if I should write a fic that is like the twilight one for PJO!