-On to School Ayame POV-

As we were getting pass the gates of the school all of a sudden there was a huge crowd that was surrounding me and Amu. I can tell that I and Amu were thinking the same thing. Not this again!

As we were trying to get through I saw that Amu was holding up a lollipop in front of me. "REALLY!?!" I screamed that everyone covered their ears besides Amu who was again… use to it. "You get it if you act childish!" she told me.

Part of that was screaming every word I said. "Okay!" I said. Scratch that again screamed as she gave me the lollipop.

"Okay let's go to class now!" I screamed which made more people leave.

I guess this is what Amu was trying to do. As I walked into class I saw someone in our seats.

When they saw us, right away the stood up and said "Sorry Ayame-san Airi-san!" I twitched.

San?Really?!? I was about to ask what was she doing in our seats but instead I just said, "San?"I asked out loud.

"Yes san, people mistook you to be one of the top 10 popular people because they saw you talking with us," a familiar voice said.

I turned around and saw Utau. "Who are you?" Amu asked her. "We met yesterday you don't remember me, Airi?" she told her. Amu shook her head up and down.

"Ugh so you don't remember anything yesterday?" Amu smiled innocently, the way when she lies! "So you don't know my name?" Utau asked.

This time she made a confused face when she isn't lying.

Okay so this is how long she was watching T.V. … "Utau Hoshina remember that okay!" she told her.

Just as we got seated the bell rung. After 20 minutes or… whatever it's not my job to keep track of time, Amu asked everyone "anyone know where sensei is?" Everyone stayed quiet.

Just then the teacher came in. Everyone turned to the door and we were all speechless. Standing at the door was a toddler. "Today I will be your substitute so please respect me please." She said with a smile.

As she got further into the lesson everyone was staring instead of taking notes because she didn't have a one of those thick books of boringness !(A/N: She's talking about those lesson books that teachers use for answering pages and stuff like that.)

"Okay who would like to demonstrate what I just did?" she said as she turned around.

Everyone shrugged. "I knew I would have to use the stick…" I heard her mutter, I think other people didn't hear besides me and Amu.

She went to the desk and pulled out a branch from a tree. She then turned around and threw it randomly. "OW!" I heard Utau said.

"Okay you can come up." She said to her while smiling innocently as if what she just did never happened before. "Okay…um," she got out. "Just call me Allison." She said.

"Okay Allison." Utau said while getting up.

"Allison where did I hear that before," I muttered almost inaudible for people to hear but Allison heard me.

When she looked over to us she saw me and Amu. "Oh hey Ayame, Amu, which one did I hurt with your package?" Allison asked us.

I looked at her angry trying to cover up my laughing, while Amu on the other hand looking as if she was about to kill her for dropping the metal box on her foot and saying her real name while everyone else was looking confused because they didn't know an Amu.

"Who's Amu?" a student asked Allison. Before she could answer Amu cut her. "Oh that's just me she calls me when we met in a café Ayame owns, right Ally… and me answers your question isn't that right Ayame" she said with a death aura surrounding her I know one reason is because I'm the one who dropped the box on her.

"Yeah that…" me and Allison said in unison. As they went back into the lesson Allison had a phone ringing in her pocket.

As she answered it there was more gaping and gawking going on. What you people never seen a toddler with a cell phone? The world nowadays.

She threw it to us and I caught it while only using my fingers that make up the bunny ears sign, followed my more gawking. Wow does this class do this often. (A/N: Use scissors replacing the bunny ears sign example if you're more use to it.)

"Kristel" Allison told us. "Uh this is why this school is confusing…" Amu said out loud so everyone could hear her.

"Free time until I get back from my doughnut break." Allison told us as she went out the door. Wow does she even care about our education… well I'm like her and she's 2 so it's reasonable.

"You heard her it's break time." Amu told the class so that they wouldn't hear our call by any chance.

As the class got louder I answered her phone which was big for her age.

"Ayame or Amu?" I heard Kristel answer.

" Ayame." I answered back to her.

"Okay on Monday you guys will have a field trip and be staying there for a week." Kristel told us.

"And" I replied.

She was getting no where. "You will have to perform there as Tomoko and Ralena, bye" Then Kristel hung up.

"YES!" I screamed. I knew Amu would feel the opposite of me when she heard this.

Luckily the windows were closed because this school was close to a retirement home and they would get complaints about me and I get through some consequence and all the other stuff.

I just realized I annoyed almost everyone in the class. Before they could yell at me Allison came in.

"Phone please."

She said I threw the phone to her but forgot that she was a small person so she had to jump on her tippy toes to catch it.

"Okay on Monday you guys will be taking a field trip or whatever it's called, to a city with an amusement park, a stadium, and an apartment, for a week so you will be taking this note home as a permission slip and whatever else there is on this paper."

She said while getting a magnet hanger and sticking it on the white board near the door. Then she started to pass them out. "These slip thingies are due tomorrow and I will know they are because I will be your substitute for another month."

Allison said to the class. "You will also have bus partner's, and don't be surprised if they're a different age because the whole school is going, and if you complain you will have to write

'I will respect others and I now owe Allison-sensei 1 doughnut' 100 times, and you will have to owe me at least 1. Another thing is, while you are there you will be in groups. Last, NO CELL PHONES OR LAPTOPS, but there are acceptations but I think only Airi here has it."

I think I was the only one who noticed she took a glance at the seating chart on the teachers' desk.

Ring— Ring—Ring--- As me and Amu went up to the roof no one was there, so it made it easy calling her Amu.

While we waited for our charas to come me and Amu played would you rather, only because I forced her. It was my turn first.

"Who would you rather kill if you were stuck in a room with a murdered and a person who can hurt you split straight in 1 second with a gun with one shot?" I asked her.

"I would rather aim at the one closest do the door and shoot him or her so I can run." She replied.

"Reasonable… Okay your turn now Amu" I told her.

"Oh wait before I ask you something what did Kristel tell you?" She asked me.

I didn't answer. "Okay then… answer this. Would you rather jump off the roof or tell me?"

She told me while I answered right away, "Jump off the roof!" I yelled at her while heading to the ledge.

I made a signal to follow me and she did. I did this only because I got people spying.

As we landed, we didn't get hurt.

"Okay if our charas get mad it's your fault! Well care to tell me now?" "During the field trip we have to perform as Tomoko and Ralena…"

"DANG IT!" Amu yelled so everything on the school grounds could hear her.

Rima POV What Just happened-

As we were going to the roof to eat lunch again we saw the door was opened at a slant.

As I walked over to see who was there I saw Airi and Ayame again. "Reasonable, Okay your turn now Amu," I heard Ayame's voice say.

I was wondering who was Amu.

"Oh wait before I ask you something what did Kristel tell you?" I heard Airi tell her.

"Okay then answer this. Would you rather jump off the roof or tell me?" I saw Ayame jump up from her spot.

"Jump off the roof!" She yelled. Wow just like Yaya's voice.

I saw her running toward the ledge. IS SHE SERIOUSLY GONNA JUMP OFF!?!

I saw her make a sign to Airi to follow. I saw them jump off. As I was gonna open the door to see if they were okay I heard a 'dang it!' I couldn't tell how loud it was. "Who was out there Rima-tan?"

Yaya asked me with a lollipop in her mouth. Where did she…never mind.

"Ayame and Airi," I replied to Yaya. Before I could ask why she opened the door and looked around.

When she saw them on the grounds she screamed "THANKS FOR THE LOLLIPOPS AIRI-CHI!" (A/N: I'm using the suffix Yaya would use for Amu)

Oh great… Just then I heard steps behind us. Somehow I knew that Utau would scare them without even looking.

When the footsteps stopped I asked "Anyone know who Amu is?" I could tell Utau was now looking at me.

"I think that's Airi at least that's what I think. This morning we had a 2 year old teach us and she called her Amu."

"Oh that makes sense… wait that second to last part didn't make any sense at all!" "I can show you her." Utau told me back.

Utau POV

It was pretty obvious that none of them would believe me. I thought that she was pulling a prank this morning but when it started it was funny because a lot of them weren't even paying attention.

Then I remembered that the teacher threw a stick at me… "Stupid teacher," I said unclearly.

"What was that?" Nagihiko asked. "Why whatever do you mean?" I replied giving an innocent smile.

He stayed quiet after that.

As I showed them Allison she gave me a weird face. "Utau-chan what are you doing?"

"How many classes are you substituting for?"

"Well there is Music on Modays…Dance on Tuesdays…Morning class B…Culinary on Wednesdays and Art on Thursdays? So that's …5. Why do you ask?" Allison gave me a weird look while the others were gaping at her.

"How old are you…?" Nagihiko was able to get out. "I'm 2 years old why?"

Silence…

They were probably doing that because all of us had a class with her and they were getting taught by a 2 year old. "Do you even have a degree?!?" Kukai asked.

"I have a substitution degree…" Allison said.

Ring—Ring—Ring---

"Get to class before I give you detention for coming into the teacher's lounge!" Allison threatened. We hurried to our classes. Since it was Thursday Rima, Yaya and Nagihiko had Art. I wonder how that was working out for them.

Real life Akiko POV Art class

There was 10 minutes before class started, and Rima, Yaya and Nagihiko were talking. "How much could a 2 year old know about Art?" Yaya asked them.

"Well if she has a degree already, a lot?"

Rima replied to Yaya. Just then Allison came in. "Please just draw a simple picture while I check emails. You may still talk. And no it is not my email it's my mom's." Allison told the class while passing out small squared paper.

"Can you guys help me with my drawing? This is too small of a paper." Yaya asked them.

"Draw what?" Rima and Nagihiko said in unison. "This is why I hate you…" Rima muttered inaudible to hear.

"A lollipop. Yaya-chan makes the top of the lollipop, you make the stick Nagi-ni, and you make a sunny sky Rima-tan!"

Silence…

"Okay." Rima replied.

The last time they turned her down she cried for an hour and the teacher couldn't even teach.

As 6 minutes gone by the class was all done. "Okay now that I'm done you may leave your pictures there so I can see what you drew when I'm bored," Said an Allison that was sitting legs crossed on a spin chair.

"Okay today we will be learning how to make a bird look real." She said to the class.

"But we learned this last week!" someone said. "Yes you did but the teacher left a note that said; the class you will be substituting failed on last week's lesson. Please find a way to get them to pay attention and not fail." Allison said to the class.

"Oh and if you don't try you will not be going to the field trip. Instead you will stay behind in the detention room for 5 hours each day.

If you try to escape then you will be found because of certain cameras." (A/N: She can see charas and so can her mom so she's referring to them.)

As they went further into the lesson they saw that Allison was really good.

When the bell rung it was they're time to have break.

Meanwhile...

Ayame was having Dance class with 'Airi', Ikuto, Utau and Kukai.

Which I think was completely useless since Ayame and Amu can dance already.

It was still break. Amu was muttering still disappointed since they had to do a concert during the field trip.

When they saw the teacher come in she said "Please stretch while I look at my planning."

They did as she said as but before Ayame did she asked, "Can I still have my lollipop?"

"Sure as long as you won't choke."

Since Ayame did this many times before during practice she didn't take it out and started stretching.

"Okay today we will be dancing in groups of 3. And Since Ayame and Airi are new, Saaya…" she didn't even get to finish because everyone gasped since she wasn't nice when she was dancing… scratch that wherever she goes, even I gasped at typing this !

As they were watching the video they were suppose to try Ayame would have a hard time because she couldn't jump that slow because she was to hyper!

When they got to that part Ayame failed and Saaya started to lecture her.

"TAKE THAT LOLLIPOP OUT OF YOUR MOUTH YOUR BEING TO HYPER!" Saaya screamed and with that she yanked it out.

Meanie :/

When she did that Ayame started to cry.

The lesson stopped because of this. See just like Yaya did!

When she stopped it was because Amu gave Ayame her favorite flavored lollipop.

"Why are you giving her more don't you care about your grades!?!" Saaya screamed at her with a death aura…which I think wasn't very serious.

Before she could answer no… she interrupted her. As she went on and on about her lecturing no one realized that that Ayame herself got a death aura which was very serious.

Talk about death. If Arissa were here Saaya would be dead in 1 split second.

Just 1 minute later Saaya fell to the floor. She was hit with a handball! "A foot ball what the heck…" Saaya said as she looked to see who threw it.

Ayame did! Everyone gasped.

She made Saaya move 6 feet away from where she was. "No no actually I don't really care." Amu finally got out.

Then the bell rung for them to go home. As Amu and Ayame got to the gates Allison ran up to them.

"Mommy wants you so you follow me." They did as she said.

When they got to the destination they were at a closet. "What are we doing?" Ayame asked.

"Choosing an outfit for your concert." Allison said plainly. "Well c'mon then!" Allison told them.

They ended up having to get somewhat matching stuff because of Kristel.

Before they went home Kristel sighned the note anyways because of the doughnut thing Allison talked about.

Monday Normal POV-

Everyone was outside waiting for the teachers to tell them they're partners are. Amu was too busy with her screen processer with a keyboard.

"Ayame Uzuki you will not have a partner since you would originally be in middle school still."

"Rima Mashiro with Nagihiko Fujisaki." Once said Rima started to mutter words.

"Kairi Sanjo and Yaya Yuiki, and Kukai Souma with Utau Hoshina."

"And Lastly, Airi Amae with Ikuto Tsukyomi."

"What?!?" was followed by girls.

Akiko: Sorry I was thinking if I should make another story while writing this during the week and yes is teh answer. I said teh on purpose.

Girls: WHY IS SHE PAIRED WITH HIM * Points to Amu*

Amu: Huh?

Girls: STAY AWAY FROM HIM AIRI!

Amu: Psh My name is Amu. Wait when did you get on the porch?

Akiko2: Don't r&r if you don't want to.

Akiko: What If I told you too R&R?

Silence.

Everyone: You don't deserve to have reviews.

Akiko: Please~?

Everyone: NO!

Akiko: Meanies!