hello there :D

Man does not belong to me...if it was i would wish for this to be true -w-


To get on better terms

Allen woke up to someone banging loudly on his door. He climbed out of bed and got dressed. Just as he was about to open the door, it slammed open, and in popped a too energetic redhead. The door slammed Allen backwards, which resulted in him crashing into a pile of dishes which used to contain food.

The exact same redhead stopped and took a look around the room his eyes landing on the 15 year old boy lying on the floor on top of the dishes.

"Allen, what are you doing?"

"Ow...nothing lavi.....so, what brings you here so early lavi?"

Lavi brightened up as he heard that question and glomped Allen on his arm."

"You're going on a mission with Yuu-chan for a week; you need to find an innocence around this town in Japan."

"WHAATTTT??? WHY? WHY KANDA?!" Allen shouted.

"Oh come on Allen, Yuu isn't THAT bad!"

Hearing this Allen runs straight to Komui's office opening the door with a slam.

"KOMUI!!!!" the usually calm and collected Allen had snapped and the menacing aura almost equal to Kanda's was felt as a shiver went down every finder, exorcist or worker around the black order, except for the sleeping Asian in the chair currently taking a nap.

Allen being in the bad mood he was decided to bully him a bit, as he leaned in closer to Komui's ear he whispered

"Lenalees pregnant"


Somewhere else in headquarters lenalee was getting some goosebumps on her skin when she bumped into someone.

"oh Kanda just the person I was looking for, nii-san that you're going to be going to your home town to find an innocence" lenalee was telling this to kanda as he snapped at hearing those two words *home town*

he went ignored lenalee's question and stomped over to komui's office.


fire starts raging behind komui as an army of komurins suddenly appeared behind him and Allen quickly shuts the door sweat dropping at what he just said.

"LET ME GET THAT BASTARD THAT MADE MY DEAR LENALEE PREGNANT!!!"

A quick smack from Allen's deactivated crown clown slowed komui down,

"What was that for?!" replied komui while still trying to get out of the room and comfort lenalee

"i want to know why am I stuck on another mission with Bakanda for a week again!"

"It's because that's his home town he has a greater knowledge of the area than any other exorcists or finders" something he didn't mention was that he wanted Allen and Kanda to get more friendly since their relationship was destroying the headquarters.

Just as Allen was about to comment back to that Kanda stormed in kicking the door, making it slam into komui attaching him to the wall

"Che. Where is that idiot when you need him and what are u doing moyashi?"

"It's Allen Bakanda and I'm trying to get this door you just kicked off of komui, now help me out"

Kanda walked over and took one cut at the door, cutting both the door and komui's hat in half.

"There, now answer my question, what's this about me going back to my home town?"

Allen noticed that Kanda never asked anything about why he was going with him all Allen could think to say was -strange....-

As komui gingerly rubbed his back he responded in something of a tired tone "I'll let Allen fill that in for you"

As the two were kicked out by kourim Allen grabbed the door frame and said "by the way, nothing's wrong with lenalee" giving his evil grin.

Komui looked at the place where Allen used to be and on his face was written all over with confusion and shock but he just sighed and went back to his nap.


Well then :D its done! my first fanfic! even thought its a twee (yes i use the word twee) bit small.....its gonna get longer! i thank my editor Bev. tho i think this is the version she hadn't edited yet.........but anyhow :D plz rate and review and i will have chapter 2 up as soon as possible!

Allen: I AM NOT THAT EVIL!!!

Shina: haha....Allen...have u ever seen your face while you're playing Poker?

Allen: -cough- well....its not that bad.........

Kanda: che, moyashi just let her make fun of you, its better that way.

Allen: shut up bakanda! its not like she didnt make fun of you either!

Kanda: i just dont like my hometown.

*the bickering continues*

Shina: well then now.......as i have already said plz rate and review....meanwhile i need to get these two stingy little *mumble mumble*

Kanda and Allen: What was that you just said?

Shina: uhhh....nothing....BYE!!!

-RUNS AWAY AS FAST AS POSSIBLE-