Hey guys ! Thanks for everyone that submitted reviews, and if you have signed up to this please review as well, as it is my fuel for writing more chapters and you want that right? Anyway this is following on from L and Light's ' game ' and I think everyone knows what that was.( I hope ).
Sayu Yagami came up the stairs and I heard a hell of a lot of shuffling from the bedroom area. L left not long after that, telling Sayu he was Light's 'study buddy'. Ha! Study of what exactly? Biology of the body? Geography of where you can put your dick? Or...
"Ryuk,"
"What? I'm not talking to you anymore."
"Well yes you are."
He's got a point.
Shut up Con.
You calling me Con? What kind of name is that?
It is better that calling you Conscience. That sounds like a perfume or clothing range for God's sake!
It sound quite pretty though.
Are you gay?
Yes.
Wait, I mean you are a male, right? You sound like one.
Yes of course I'm male. Your 'Con' is always the same sex as yourself.
Really? Wow, I learn something new every day.
"Light, did you know your Conscience is always he same sex you?"
"What?" He shook his chestnut brown hair side to side and raised a hand to his head just above his wide hazel eyes. God, they were lovely eyes. "Have you been listening to a word I have been saying?"
"Is your name Con?"
"No. My name is Light Yagami as you fully well know."
"Then I haven't been listening to you. I was listening to Con."
"Con?"
"Con."
"Con?"
"Con."
"Con... WHO THE BLOODY HELL IS CON?"
"My Conscience."
". . ."
"So, as I was saying now you and L have finished your game I can talk to you. Did you know that your Conscience is the same sex as you?"
"No..."
"So does that mean that L's Conscience is a girl?" I said half to myself half to Light.
"WHAT? L is a guy. Trust me I have seen him in every place there is to see."
"Then you would have noticed the scar under his you know?"
"Well, yea." He went bright red. Ah bless, he was embarrassed.
"So you know that L is a transvestite then? Hang on if he has changed to be a guy then maybe his Conscience is a spirit transvestite. Do Conscience's have dicks?"
"I don't fucking know why don't you ask spirit lover Con?"
"Good idea."
Con?
What?
You know L is a transvestite, well does that make his Conscience a trans?
Ha you are a truly funny person to watch over.
What do you mean?
Well L isn't a trans.
"Ryuk, can I just say what the hell made you think of the most ridiculous idea that L has had a sex change?"
"Well I saw the scar and just presumed..."
"That he had originally been a girl? Ryuk, that scar is where his psychopathic brother B, had a bit of a wild time with his knives and cut L."
"Oh, right. Sorry. So do you know anything about this 'B' then?"
"He is L's crazy brother. He seems violent but he is actually quite nice once you get to know him. He grew up with L and he has an obsession with knives."
"You have met him?"
"Yes of course I have met him. He is the only family L actually has so he couldn't exactly introduce me to his parents. He is an orphan. They both are."
"B knows L is gay?"
"Yes."
"Ok, can I just talk to Con quickly?" I was rather overwhelmed by this recent information.
He mumbled something very rude indeed under his breath. He looked like he could kill somebody.
Ha-ha, well technically he could as he is Kira.
Conscience, I need you again.
What again so soon.
Can you talk to other Conscience's?
Um, I can try. Give me the name of the human.
Light. Light Yagami. Will his Conscience be gay?
Yes, it will. Will you stop asking me so many stupid questions. Yes he will be gay.
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So? Did you get hold of him?
Um, yes. Are you sure you want to know what Light is thinking?
Of course I do.
All he is thinking about is . . .
. . .
. . .
How great it is making out with L all the time, and what a plonker you are thinking he would EVER, and here I emphasize the ever, love you.
No, no! You can't be serious.
For one moment, just one moment, I thought that maybe, just maybe, he might be able to love me. But no, no one can love a freak like me.
No one. And there it was. I was crying again.
What do you think then? I know it's a crazy idea i was in a really happy mood when I wrote this. All you B fans, I just had to get him in there somehow, and yes he will be in forthcoming chapters. Please please review!