So? How did you like the last chapter? Consciences sure are funny things, eh? Poor Ryuk! Anyway all you B fans I want to get him into this somehow and I have an idea. If you have any ideas of your own please please review.

Warning: B will enter soon pretty dramatically and will probably involve bad language or violence. (We don't know yet.)

"Ryuk, you wuss, are you crying again?" The sobs started to slow down as I did not want to be insulted by Light Yagami. Light, that is the one who was dating that prat of a detective, L. L is a raven haired, ugly, crap, so-called detective. Somehow, Light manages to love ( both emotionally and physically ( yuk) ) L all day every day. Well only emotionally. They can't make out every day all day. Hang on! If they did then they would soon get fed up of each other. Light has a month's study leave starting at the end of this week and I can pretend that I'm leaving and watch them tire of each other. I felt a grin spread across my face.

"No. My eyes were simply watering." That was partly true. "Hey, you know your study leave is starting Friday?"

"Well as it is my chance to see my fi ... I mean boyfriend of course I know."

"That is exactly my point. I don't particularly want to stay here watching you all over him, so if I leave, will you miss me?"

He nearly choked again. I don't know what on, but I thumped him on the back anyway.

"No." I must have looked hurt because he said, "What I mean is, you are right. Although I don't love you, I still don't want you to get hurt."

"Right. Ok so, I will pack my stuff and leave tomorrow."

"Cool. What stuff?"

"Well you know that I'm like your favourite death god?"

"No, I did not but hey."

"Can you go down to the shop and get me a big bag of apples?"

"Oh for fuck sake. You got any money?"

"Yes, actually."

"How did you manage that?"

"I killed someone with my death note then stole their money." I laughed evilly.

"Idiot. Fine, I'll go now but only if you will leave tonight."

"Fine."As soon as his butt (a lovely one) was out the front door, I began to search his room. I didn't quite know what for though. After ten minutes of finding nothing, I knew it would be risky to carry on looking as Light would be back soon. However as I pulled out his underwear drawer (do not even bother to ask) I found a present. It was wrapped carefully in crimson red wrapping paper, and I had the urge to open it.

And just as I was about to, I heard the door opening. I quickly shoved the package back and sat on the bed in the spot I had been when Light had left. I wanted to know things, and fast. I wanted to know everything. What was inside the wrapping paper? Who was it for? But I knew I had to wait to find out.

"Here are the bloody apples."

"Thanks. Well . . . um . . . I will be going then." I said it rather awkwardly but I managed it.

"Yea, um . . . have fun wherever you are going."

"Oh. I will, don't you worry."

I said that in such a way that Light looked scared. I was having fun here. I flew very far away, until Light could see me no more. Then I flew back again, and sat watching Light through his window.

"L? Change of plan. Would you like to come around tonight?"

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"Ok, cool. See you at seven then."

Then he hung up. I started to eat one of the nineteen apples I had very quietly, as I did not want Light to hear me. By the time seven o clock came around, I was practically asleep (yes, death gods do sleep you know).

L walked in the room and before I could think 'L is a crappy detective', they were wrapped around each other like a boy hugging his mother after getting a new puppy. Light ran his fingers up L's spine, thought of Light making out with L instead of me, made me disgusted.

Just as Lawliet pushed Light onto the bed Light exclaimed through heavy breath "Wait a minute."

What? Please note Con, that is a good but confused what. Light could not have possibly tired of Lawliet already. I mean, if he had then that was fine by me but the adrenaline rush of stalking Light was really exiting. I mean Rem didn't ever need to stalk Misa, even though he loved Misa. Well, I suppose that was a bit different but you know what I mean.

He opened his underwear drawer and pulled out the small parcel I had discovered earlier. Oh my gosh, it is for that bastard?

"Here this is for you."

"For me?" L opened the present perfectly not ripping one tiny smidgen out of the paper. He gasped. Was it with excitement? Happiness? Or even shock? Actually who mutha fucking cares? I just want to know what is in there. I'm hoping it is something electric and he just got electrocuted. Now that would be funny. Can you imagine being electrocuted just as you were about to make out? Anyway L said "No way. You can not be serious."

"I am. I really seriously am. L, I love you."

Damn! I knew it was too good to be true. But if L hadn't been electrocuted then what was in there? I craned my neck to see if I could see without Light seeing me. There was a glint of silver. Was it a silver magnifying glass? Silver edged notebook? No.

"L. I really really do love you, you know."

"I know, but are you sure? I take it I know what this is for?"

"L, I love you so much I can't wait any longer to ask you." There was a pause. Ask him what? ASK HIM WHAT?

"L Lawliet, will you marry me?"

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! So? Review people review! And if you have any ideas for the entrance of B the put that in your review as well!