A/n: Hello my sweet ducklings! I'm home sick today and extremely bored so I decided to write another chapter, even though I've only received two hits on the story and one review…but what the heck? You're welcome! Glad to have you with us! (Name that musical and that song!)
P.S.!!! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT! LINDSEY LOVETT IS AN O.C. IN MY OTHER SWEENEY STORIES. I RAN OUT OF PEOPLE FOR MRS. LOVETT, M'KAY? If you want more background on Lindsey, read my other stuff. I'd love it if you'd review too. To any of my regular readers, this is an MVR or Barber and his Bakers Lindsey, not In the Arms of a Killer. So they're not married. I may write another chapter of Sweeney's with Lindsey in the top 8…so yeah.
Chapter Two: Mrs. Lovett
Number 1
What is their name?:
Benjamin James Barker…oh wait…Sweeney Todd…my bad
What is their age?:
37 years, eight months, two weeks, and six days…I'm good at math
Are you dating them?:
If only…
Do you find this person attractive?:
Extremely
Can you tell this person anything?:
I do whether he wants me to or not
What do you usually talk about?:
Oh you know…daisies, gillyflowers, blood, death, pies, the usual things friends talk about
Have you ever gotten drunk with this friend?:
I think if I get him drunk he'll reveal that he's secretly in love with me. So I'm working on that.
Have you ever kissed them?:
On in my dreams…then I wake up and cry
Do they make you laugh?:
He's not really a humorous person. But if he wanted to be, I'm sure he'd be very funny
What are some things you have in common?:
We live in the same building, our businesses depend on each others, we share a mutual love that he will declare someday…you know, normal stuff
What is your favorite picture of this person?:
The one I took when his back was turned. I put it on my myspace and surrounded it by blinking heart graphics. I think it's pretty
Does this person have a job?:
He's the best barber in the world
Why is this person your number 1?:
Because I'm in love with him and someday we will get married by the sea and live happily ever after.
Are you first on their top as well?:
Yes. He says he doesn't know why I'm his number one, but I think it means he's secretly in love with me
Number 2
What is their name?:
Lindsey Antoinette Lovett
Where did you meet them?:
In my shop in the middle of the night when I gave birth to her
How long have you known them?:
All fifteen years of her life
Are you friends with any of their exes?:
She doesn't date anyone yet
Are they a close friend?:
She's my daughter
Do you have similar taste in music?:
We both like to sing, does that count?
Do you like the way they dress?:
She dresses same way I do…so I'd better
What color is their hair?:
Auburn like mine
Have you ever done something bad / illegal with them?:
…no comment…
What's something you talk about a lot?:
Mr. Todd (I usually start those conversations),
When do you see this person?:
Every day
Do they have any piercings?:
She had better not
Do they smile a lot?:
Lately, not as much…I can't imagine why though
Do they make you laugh?:
Quite often
Number 3
What is their name?:
Tobias Ragg
Are they older, younger, or the same age as you?:
Much younger
How did you meet them?:
His crazy eye-talian master came by, then Mr. Todd killed him so I kept him
Have you ever kissed them?:
On the cheek. He's a cute little thing
Do you like them more than a friend?:
He's like a song
Are they single or taken?:
Single
What do you talk about a lot with this person?:
The shop, getting more pies, his gin intake, how much he hates Mr. Todd. Can't imagine why.
Are you close to this person?:
Rather
What are some of their hobbies?:
Working in the shop, tormenting Lindsey, drinking gin
What do you like most about this person?:
He's an adorable little bugger
Do you like the way this person dresses?:
Well he only has one outfit so I don't say much
Have you told this person a secret?:
No. I don't have any secrets. Except one
What do you think this person will be when they get older?:
He'll stay and work in the pie shop forever
Do you have a lot in common with them?:
A little bit
Number 4
What is their name?:
Anthony Hope
Are they older, younger, or the same age as you?:
Younger
Have you dated this person?:
Heavens no. I'm holding out for Mr. Todd
What was your first impression of them?:
He was a lovestuck thing. And also looked quite like a lady
Are you close with this person?:
He does my hair sometimes
What is their favorite band?:
I don't know
Do you have any mutual friends?:
Mr. Todd. Lindsey. That beggar woman who won't go away
What is this person's occupation?:
He's a sailor, but currently a "wigmaker's apprentice"
What was your last conversation about?:
My hair. He thinks I don't use enough conditioner
Does this person have any nicknames?:
Lindsey likes to call him lady-man. I tell her to shush
Where do they live?:
In a ship
What is your favorite memory with this person?:
That time he got my hair perfect. It was one of the happiest moments of my life
Are they a good friend?:
I suppose
Number 5
What is their name?:
Mrs. Mooney
How long have you known them?:
Around fifteen years?
Where did you meet them?:
We were buying meat at the same time in the marketplace, and she commented that my baby was very cute. Lindsey was a cute baby
Have you ever dated them?:
No
When was the last time you saw them?:
A few weeks ago
What do you usually talk about?:
Pies, cats, she likes to gossip, I don't…usually
What are some things you two have in common?:
We both own pie shops
Does this person play any instruments?:
No
Do they make you laugh?:
Not usually. Mostly she bothers me
How often do you see this person?:
Not much
Do you have similar taste in music?:
I don't think she likes music
Do you like this person's default picture?:
She's holding a cleaver. It's rather disturbing
What does this person's headline say?:
Here kitty kitty kitty…. (a/n yes that was morbid, but I love cats, don't yell at me, I have three and adore them…I just couldn't pass that up)
Number 6
What is their name?:
The witch formerly known as Lucy
What is their age?:
Lord knows
Are they single or taken?:
Technically she's married. She just doesn't know it
Do you find this person attractive?:
Not anymore
What was the last thing they said to you?:
Something along the lines of ALMS! CHICKEN! CITY ON FIRE! Something like that
Do you have their phone number?:
What's a phone number?
Do they live close to you?:
She lives where she pleases. So sometimes
What is your favorite picture of them?:
She doesn't show up in pictures. She's pure evil
What type of music do they listen to?:
She strikes me as a screamo person
What was this person doing the first time you met them?:
Well the first time I saw her as the witch formerly known as Lucy, she was twitching. Morbidly.
What is their profile song?:
Circus. I don't know why
Do you like it?:
I suppose
Does this person smoke?:
No. She thinks smoke is the sign of the devil. I think she's crazy.
What is their astrological sign?:
Her what?
Number 7
What is their name?:
Johanna Barker
How did you meet them?:
Benjamin came down the show her off after she was born
How long have you known them?:
I only knew her a short while before Turpin took her.
What did you first notice about this person?:
She looked like her mother. Her stupid, stupid mother.
Do you like their profile song?:
Blackbird singing in the dead of niiiiiiight…it gets stuck in my head
What do you usually talk about?:
I don't really talk to her much…she's locked up you see
What is their favorite band?:
I would assume the Beatles…but you never know
What color eyes do they have?:
Blue…like her mothers…grrrrr
When was the last time you talked?:
Well you see, she was a baby when I knew her in person, and then she got locked up, so, never
Would you ever date this person?:
No thanks
Does this person know any secrets about you?:
No
Does this person have a nice voice?:
If by nice you mean higher than every munchkin in the world, then yes (a/n: I actually think Jayne Wisener is very good, no offense to anyone, just a joke)
Is this person more shy or outgoing?:
I would think shy, she's never known many people
Number 8
What is their name?:
Sweeney Todd…again! I figured it was only right to start and end my top with the man I love
How old are they?:
37 years, eight months, two weeks, and six days
Where did you meet them?:
The day he and $%%#&* moved in above us
What's an inside joke with this person?:
Pies…hee hee
Do they make you laugh?:
No
Describe their default picture.
It's just a razor…he doesn't like to show his own face
Does this person ever get mad at you about anything?:
Only every day
What do you usually talk about?:
Pies, business, the sea, death, blood, flowers…whatever comes up
Name a band you both like.
I like his singing
Does this person have a dog?:
No
Is this person one of your best friends?:
He's my very best friend
What do you think they will be when they get older?:
My husband
Do they have any tattoos or piercings?:
I don't think so
All Of Them
Who is the funniest?:
Hmm…that might be Lindsey
Who do you find the most attractive?:
Mr. Todd
Which have you considered more than friends at one point?:
Mr. Todd
Who has the best taste in music?:
Mr. Todd
Who is the most musically talented?:
Mr. Todd
Who is the most intelligent?:
Mr. Todd
Who are you closest to?:
Ooh…tie…Lindsey and Mr. Todd
Who do you have the most in common with?:
Lindsey and Mr. Todd
Who is the loudest?:
Witch formerly known as Lucy
Who is the craziest?:
Witch formerly known as Lucy
Who is the most artistic?:
Mr. Todd…death can be artistic too, don't judge me!
Who have you known the longest?:
Lindsey
How many do you see in person?:
Lindsey, Toby, Mr. Todd, witch formerly known as Lucy, Mrs. Mooney, Anthony…all but Johanna!
Who has the nicest eyes?:
Mr. Todd
Who's most fit?:
Mr. Todd
Which have shirtless pictures on their myspace?:
I wish Mr. Todd did
How many wear makeup?:
Lindsey does sometimes…I'd assume Johanna does…Anthony probably wears guyliner, or at least it looks like it
How many are not single?:
Not Mr. Todd!
Which have tattoos?:
Mr. Todd might…
Who knows you the best?:
Mr. Todd knows everything about me…
Who do you fight with the most?:
Mr Todd…and Lindsey
How many smoke?:
I'm sure the witch has smoked a thing or two
How many drink?:
Most of us
Toby too much
Have any of them ever been arrested?:
Sadly, Mr. Todd…it was unfair though
I'm sure Toby has
Who has the coolest shoes?:
I have to say my shoes are pretty amazing
Who writes the best blogs?:
The witch formerly known as Lucy writes some pretty entertaining things even though they don't always make sense
Do any of them share your astrological sign?:
My what?
How many have graduated highschool?:
I don't think any have…I educated Lindsey, does that count?
Which has the cutest voice?:
Mr. Todd
Which has the nicest accent?:
Mr. Todd
Who is the best singer?:
Mr. Todd
Who is the best dancer?:
I'm sure if he tried dancing, Mr. Todd would be
Who is the most like you?:
Lindsey
Who has the best hair?:
I do!
Who has the best makeup?:
Anthony
Who's profile do you visit the most?:
Mr. Todd's
Which can play guitar?:
I'm sure Mr. Todd could if he tried
Who do you talk to the most?
Mr. Todd