A/n: I'm very impressed with the response I've gotten! Six reviews for two chapters, not bad. I had no idea if you guys would think this is funny or not, glad you have. I'm also sitting in Computer Applications class right now…SO. NOT. PAYING. ATTENTION.
Nelliethepieangel: I totally love you for mentioning Miss Swan. "Was his hair long or short?" "Yeah, long or short." XD
Chapter Three: Anthony Hope
WHO ARE THEY?
1. Johanna
2. Mr. Todd
3. Mrs. Lovett
4. That crazy beggar woman
5. Toby
6. Johanna's birds
7. Beadle Bamford
8. Judge Turpin
HOW DID YOU MEET?
1. I saw her in a window and she's beautiful so I decided to marry her
2. I saved him from the rabid wallabies in Australia!
3. She owns the shop below Mr. Todd
4. She asked me for money once and then rambled about random things
5. He works in Mrs. Lovett's shop
6. They're up in her window with her
7. He beat the crap out of me
8. He said he had candy in his house and all I wanted was candy but then he just started yelling about geese…it made me sad inside
WHO IS NUMBER 1 TO YOU?
I'm going to marry her!
DESCRIBE 2 IN 2 WORDS?
Best friend
HOW LONG HAVE YOU AND 3 BEEN FRIENDS?
Not long
ARE YOU ON NUMBER 4'S TOP?
I don't go on her profile…it scares me
DO YOU HAVE ANY CLASSES WITH NUMBER 5?
We're not in school
HOW LONG HAVE YOU AND NUMBER 6 BEEN FRIENDS?
Just a few days…but I'm sure I'll love them once I meet them for real
HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN NUMBER 7?
A couple days, but I never want to see him again because he makes me cry
DO YOU EVEN LIKE NUMBER 8?
NO!! He told me that he had candy and he didn't!
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WHO!
WHO HAVE YOU KNOW THE LONGEST?
Mr. Todd
WHO DO YOU TELL YOUR SECRETS TOO?
I tell Mr. Todd all my secrets
WHO MAKES YOU LAUGH THE MOST?
Mr. Todd…he's so silly!
WHO ARE YOU THE CLOSEST TO?
Mr. Todd is my best friend
WHO IS THE OLDEST?
That judge has to know some dinosaurs he's so ancient
WHO HAVE YOU CRIED IN FRONT OF?I
I cry in front of anyone who will listen
WHO GETS ON YOU NERVES?
That Beadle and the mean man who wouldn't give me candy!
WHO IS THE PRETTIEST?
I feeeeeeel you Johaaaaanaaaaaa
NUMBER 1
WHY ARE THEY NUMBER 1?
Because I saw her in a window and she's pretty and I'm going to marry her! YAY!
DO YOU LOVE THEM?
More than anything in the world even though I've never even spoken to her
DO ANYTHING ILLEGAL WITH THEM?
I'm pretty sure kidnapping is illegal
ARE THEY SINGLE?
Not for long!
IS IT A BOY OR GIRL?
Girl
NUMBER 2
WHY ARE THEY NUMBER 2?
Mr. Todd is my best friend!
ARE THEY SINGLE?
As far as I know. I mean I'm sure that story he told about the barber who had the really hot wife and then the barber got arrested didn't have anything to do with him
DO YOU TRUST THEM?
With my life
SOMETHING YOU 2 LAUGHED ABOUT?
Ummm…Mr. Todd doesn't seem like the type who laughs a lot
NUMBER 3
WHY ARE THEY NUMBER 3?
She's so nice and wonderful
SOMETHING YOU 2 SHARE?
We both love Mr. Todd!
ARE THEY YOUR GOOD FRIEND?
Everyone is my good friend!
NUMBER 4
WHY ARE THEY NUMBER 4?
I don't know…I just felt like being friendly
WHAT ARE THEY TO YOU?
The crazy beggar who mumbles about alms
THEIR FAVORITE HOBBY?
Running around, muttering about alms, scaring poor innocent sailors until they cry
WHAT GRADE ARE THEY IN?
I doubt she's in school
BOY OR GIRL?
I'm pretty sure under all that dirt, grime, and fried chicken grease it's a girl
NUMBER 5
WHERE DO THEY LIVE?
With Mrs. Lovett
WHO DO THEY LIKE?
Ummm…don't tell anyone I said this, but I think he has a thing for Mrs. Lovett
WHEN IS THEIR BIRTHDAY?
I don't even think he knows
ARE THEY OLDER THAN YOU?
No
WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW THEM?
Last time I did Mrs. Lovett's hair
NUMBER 6?
HAVE ANY NICKNAMES?
Tweety and Feathers!
THEIR RACE?
Greenfinch and Linnett Bird
BOY OR GIRL?
I have no idea
DO YOU KNOW ANY OF THEIR FAMILY?
Hmm…does Johanna count?
DO YOU TWO LIVE CLOSE?
Soon, we'll live together! Hooray!
NUMBER 7
WHAT GRADE ARE THEY IN?
He's too stupid to EVER have been in school
SECRETLY HATE THEM?
Not secretly. But yes I do
ARE YOU ON THEIR TOP?
No
OR DO THEY EVEN HAVE A MYSPACE?
Yes. He uses it to look up young girls and pretend to be their age…*shudders*
NUMBER 8
WOW DO YOU EVEN LOVE THEM?
No! He's a big, fat, perverted meany! *cries*
DESCRIBE THEM?
Big. Fat. Perverted. Meany.
WHAT ARE THEY BEST AT?
Telling young, carefree, innocent sailors that he has candy for them then beating the crap out of them
SOMETHING THAT REMINDS YOU OF THEM?
Scary things. Like death. And destruction. And clowns.
A/n: Alright everyone. Who do I use next?