Me: I do not own the characters of KHR and some information, but other than that it's purely fan-based.
Chapter 2: Interview Rokudo, Mukuro
Me: "Once again Rebornluver93 is your talk show host. This time I would like to interview Mukuro Rokudo."
Mukuro: "It's a real pleasure to have me this time, but make it quick."
Me: "Okay. The same rules apply to you just like Loser-Tsuna."
Tsuna: "Hey! I'm not a loser!"
Me: (ignores Tsuna) "Once again, if you don't answer these questions then either I will kill you or this time I would make Haru put on your favorite costume."
Mukuro: … (twitches)
Me: Okay. "Once again easiest question comes first. Ready?"
Mukuro: "Whatever. Just make this really quick."
Me: (ignores Mukuro) "When is your birthday?"
Mukuro: "June ninth."
Me: "How old are you?"
Mukuro: "Um, 15. You didn't ask the loser this question before."
Me: "Good, because I am still older than you are by exactly 10 months." Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Mukuro: "You don't look like you are 16. You look more like if you are 12."
Me: "Whatever. Second question."
Mukuro: "You mean the third question." (sweat drops)
Me: "Whatever. Do you wear glasses?"
Mukuro: "Why?"
Me: "Because, I don't think that a person can naturally have one red eye and one purple eye."
Mukuro: "Fine. I did have glasses at one point of time."
Me: "Next question. Why does your hair look like a pineapple?"
Mukuro: … (left eye twitches)
Me: "You have to answer the question."
Mukuro: "I didn't do it intentionally. Does my hair really look like a pineapple to all of you stupid fangirls and other people?"
Everyone: "Yea!!!!!!"
Me: "Ha, they do think so. Well we wouldn't call you pineapple head if a special somebody didn't come up with the idea of your hair looking like a pineapple."
Mukuro: "And who is this someone?"
Me: (evil grin) "Ken was the one."
Mukuro: (right eye twitches) "Really now."
Me: "Yep. But I'm not done interviewing you yet. After your interview you can beat up Ken. Anyways, next question. Why do you hate Hibari?"
Mukuro: "That's a secret."
Me:" Come on. Tell me."
Mukuro: "No."
Me: "Fine. Next question."
Mukuro: "How many more of these stupid questions?"
Me: "I'm almost done. Anyways. Do you like Chrome (evil grin)?"
Mukuro: "As a bigger brother."
Me: "Really now. I think that you are lying (saying this in my head)."
Mukuro: "I'm done with this stupid interview."
Me: "Hold on. Before I go I want to give you a present."
Mukuro: "Really."
Me: "Yep. Hold on one moment."
Five minutes later…
Me: "Found it. Now close your eyes."
Mukuro: (closes eyes).
Me: "Open."
Mukuro: … (right eye twitches)
Me: "I gave you a pineapple so that you can throw it at Ken (evil grin)."
Mukuro: "You're annoying (vanishes)."
Me: "Thanks for the compliment (waves back). Okay people there are things that I would like to point out. I lied."
Everyone: "Huh?"
Me: "I don't know who came up with the idea of his hair looking like a pineapple, but I know that Ken didn't say though. Ha-ha-ha-ha."
Everyone: "She's evil."
Me: "Until next time."
After the interview…
Mom: "Why are you smiling all evil?"
Me: "Because I feel like it, now can you please leave alone, damn women."
Mom:" What did you say?" (left eye twitches)
Me: "You heard me, Damn women."
Mom: (twitches again) "I am going to beat you."
Me: "What did I say?"
Mom: "Don't act like you didn't say anything."
Me: "But I didn't."
Mom: "Liar. You know that lying is bad in this house. And cussing at your mom names."
Me: Please don't. I swear I didn't say anything. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa."
One week later, I founded out what I said to my mom that night after the Mukuro interview. Darn. I don't cuss. The only explanation that I could think of was that Mukuro had possessed me that night.
That's all for my interview. Hope you enjoyed it, and like I said before I am looking for some requests.
