Like I said before, I do not own KHR or the characters.

Chapter 3: Interviewing Superbi, Squalo.

Me: " Hopefully this one won't turn as bad as the last one. Well anyways, welcome to Interviewing your Favorite Characters of Reborn, or Die with Shame. Okay today I have a something that I should tell you before the show starts. Do you see earplugs on the back of your seats?"

Everyone: "Yea. Why?"

Me: "Just do it or you will become deaf (puts earplugs on). Anyways, I would like to interview…

Random voice: "Voiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Me: (twitches) "Superbi, Squalo. The loudest Mafia member on the whole entire face of this damn world."

Everyone: "I can see why she told us to put the earplugs on."

Squalo: "You better make this a quick one, you damn bitch."

Me: "What did you say to me? And would you please quiet your voice to 11 font."

Squalo: Make it quick.

Me: (ignores saying) "Okay, all you have to do is to answer my questions. If you don't then I will kill you or I will make Lussuria dress you like a girl. Pick your poison. Okay, first question. When is your birthday?"

Squalo: "March 13."

Me: "What's your favorite color?"

Squalo: "Silver."

Me: "Okay, let's go with some harder questions. Do you like the Varia?"

Squalo: "If I didn't like it, then why would I even be in this series?"

Me: "Good question. Anyways, do you like to serve Xanxus?"

Squalo: "Sometimes only when he doesn't smash the earplugs or…"

Me: "Or what? Don't worry, I won't tell."

Squalo: "Or when he is talking about he hates the new Tenth Vongola boss for 24/7."

Me: "Too bad Xanxus wasn't here. Next question. What kind of shampoo and conditioner do you use for your long, silky, and smooth hair (pets Squalo's hair)?"

Squalo: … (eye twitches)

Me: "Because I can't get my hair to be that pretty."

Squalo: "Quit making fun of me, you damn women."

Me: "I'm not making fun of you. I'm just asking a simple question."

Squalo: "Get to the next question already."

Me: "Why did you grow your hair out?"

Squalo: "I told you to stop making fun of my hair."

Me: "Well, I saw a younger picture of you when you had short hair. Now that I think about, it looks like Dino's but only it's silver."

Squalo: …

Me: "Next question. Did you and Dino go to the same school together? Both of your uniforms look the exact same. And aren't you the same age as him anyways?"

Squalo: "That's the reason why I decided to let my hair grow out, because of that damn guy."

Me: "Don't say bad things about Dino. Okay, last question. What is your favorite saying?"

Squalo: "Voiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Me: "I should've known. Oh and before you go, I want you to close your eyes."

Squalo: "Should I or should I not."

Me: "If you don't then you will get punished (evil grin)."

Squalo: Fine (closes eyes).

Me: Okay. One, two, three, open your eyes.

Squalo: "Wha." (Reborny glomps him)

Me: that's all for today. I was wrong about one thing. Remember how I said that Ken didn't call him pineapple head, well I was so wrong. (innocent mistake) But I still love Ken. Until next time.