Me: I'm getting really bored of saying this over and over so I am going to have someone else say it (could've been done already but, oh well. Say it girly long haired guy, or DIE.
Squalo: "Quit making fun of me already. Rebornluver93 does not own KHR characters or KHR."
Me: "Wow. That was really quiet for the loudest Mafia member. Oh well. Back to the story or interview."
Chapter 4: Interviewing Spanner (eighth fav).
Me: "Once again, this is your talk show host, Rebornluver93. And once again… I think that you guys get the picture already. This time I would like to interview Spanner, everyone's beloved mechanist and who made our Tsuna's X burner."
Spanner: "It's a pleasure to meet all of you."
Me: "Remember you have to answer all of the questions or you will die or I will kill Tsuna, so that you can't collect data anymore."
Tsuna: "What! Why is it always me!?"
Me: "Okay (ignores Tsuna). Ready?"
Spanner: "Yep."
Me: "Okay, first question. When is your birthday?"
Spanner: "That's a secret. Sorry though."
Me: "This next question was not by me. This time it's by Sannin—Songo. Why do you have that epic swirl in your hair?"
Spanner: "Because, whenever I have a hard time doing something that relates to machinery, I play around with it. And I think that it looks cool."
Me: "Um, cool. More like cute or hot."
Spanner: "Did you say something?"
Me: "Nothing. Next question. Why do you have lollipops?"
Spanner: "For one, they are yummy. And they help someone's abilities."
Me: "Abilities?"
Spanner: "Like mental and physical abilities."
Me: "Can I please have one?"
Spanner: "Sure. Which one?"
Me: "Sour Apple. (starts licking the lollipop) Wow. These are really good. Can I have about two more?"
Spanner: "Sure, I guess. "
Me: "Yay! Anyways back to answering questions. Where did you first met Irie Shouichi?"
Spanner: "It was back at some competition at our highschool. And I guess that is probably the reason why I am here right now."
Me: "The interview is done."
Spanner: "Really?"
Me: "Yep. Now close your eyes and don't move."
Spanner: "Sure."
Me: (glomps Spanner and takes him back to my house)
Spanner: "Where are you taking me?"
Me: "You are going to be with me forever and ever."
Spanner: "Someone please help me!"
Back at my house…
Mom: "Why is there a man in my house, other than your father."
Me: "Can I keep him?"
Spanner: "Please help me!"
My sister Cat: (comes to see what the commotion is all about) "Why is there a man being taken hostage?"
Mom: "You let go of him right now."
Me: "But… okay fine."
Spanner: "Oh thank you so much (runs away)."
Me: (thinks to self) "I will get you next time."
Well that is the end of the interview. Spanner was a really hard one because, I didn't have that much info about him. Hopefully you like it. Until next time.
